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New Stitch Wit Funny Cross Stitch Patterns

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cute design that reads "Stitching is my superpower".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 137 x 126 and the finished size is 9.8" x 9"

Added March 12th

Super Wife - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cute design that reads "Super Mom, Super Wife, Super Tired".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 143 and the finished size is 7.9" x 10.2"

Added March 12th

Sweet But Twisted - Christmas PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a fun Christmas themed design that reads "Sweet but Twisted" with candy canes.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 101 and the finished size is 7.9" x 7.2"

Added March 12th

TV Crime - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "Shh...I'm busy solving TV Crime".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 79 x 70 and the finished size is 5.6" x 5"

Added March 12th

Wake Me Up - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design that reads "Wake me up when winter is over".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 169 and the finished size is 11.4" x 12.1"

Added March 12th

We Came In Peace - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a typical grey alien and the words "We Came In Peace".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 133 x 205 and the finished size is 9.5" x 14.6"

Added March 12th

Welcome To Our Coop - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with chickens and chicks that reads "Welcome to our coop, we're all cluckin crazy here".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 141 x 53 and the finished size is 10.1" x 3.8"

Added March 12th

What Is A Teacher? - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design describing how great a teacher is with the description, "Teacher (n) Tee-Cher: A multi-tasking educational rockstar who lives to inspire and loves to encourage, they're kind of a big deal".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 140 and the finished size is 11.9" x 10"

Added March 12th

Won't Quit - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design that reads "I won't quit but I will cuss the whole time".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 83 x 74 and the finished size is 5.9" x 5.3"

Added March 12th

Zombies - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design that reads "If Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. (nothing personal)."

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 76 and the finished size is 7.9" x 5.4"

Added March 11th

Shenanigans - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern that reads "Prone to Shenanigans and Malarkey".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 86 and the finished size is 10" x 6.1".

Added March 11th

Somewhere Else - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny winter design with a melting snowman and the words "Let it snow, Let it snow, somewhere else".

Model stitched on 14 count navy Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 136 x 163 and the finished size is 9.7" x 11.6".

Added March 10th

Lake Life - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "Lake Life, 'cuz beaches be salty".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 158 x 160 and the finished size is 11.3" x 11.4".

Added March 10th

Lazy Snowman - Christmas PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a relaxed snowman with his feet kicked up and the words "Let it snow".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 157 x 146 and the finished size is 11.2" x 10.4".

Added March 10th

More Than Coffee - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cup of coffee and the words "I love you more than coffee...but not always before".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 166 x 198 and the finished size is 11.9" x 14.1".

Added March 10th

Morning People - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "I hate morning people or mornings or people".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 145 x 158 and the finished size is 10.3" x 11.3".

Added March 10th

Need More Space - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with an astronaut and the words "I Need More Space".

Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 143 x 161 and the finished size is 10.2" x 11.5".

Added March 10th

New Shoes - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a high heel and the words "Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 135 and the finished size is 9.9" x 9.6".

Added March 10th

Not All Canadians - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a goose with the words "Not all Canadians are polite".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 158 x 89 and the finished size is 11.3" x 6.4".

Added March 10th

No Trespassing - Halloween PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a spooky fun Halloween design with the words "No Trespassing, We're tired of hiding the bodies".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 182 x 58 and the finished size is 13" x 4.1".

Added March 10th

Peach Pie - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pun design with the words "Life is a Peach and then you Pie".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 137 x 136 and the finished size is 9.8" x 9.7".

Added March 10th

Please Knock - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design of a turtle without his shell and a speech bubble saying "Please Knock".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 181 x 181 and the finished size is 12.9" x 12.9".

Added March 10th

Poops and Giggles - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "It's all S**** and giggles until someone giggles and S****" with a roll of toilet paper.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 194 and the finished size is 9.9" x 13.9".

Added March 10th

Prepare to Dye - Easter PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Easter pattern with an egg being dyed and the words "Prepare to Dye".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 103 and the finished size is 9.9" x 7.4".

Added March 10th

Push Your Buttons - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with the words "I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for mute".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 79 x 116 and the finished size is 5.6" x 8.3".

Added March 10th

Shady Beach - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a punny design with palm trees and the words "Nobody likes a shady beach".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 132 x 109 and the finished size is 9.4" x 7.8".

Added March 10th

Shelf Control - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cute book loving design that says "I've Got No Shelf Control".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 154 and the finished size is 9.9" x 11".

Added March 6th

Good Moms - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a hand mixer and the words "Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 131 x 123 and the finished size is 9.4" x 8.8".

Added March 6th

Fragile - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with the words "Not fragile like a flower, Fragile like a bomb".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 96 x 157 and the finished size is 6.9" x 11.2".

Added March 6th

Get Naked - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design for your home that reads "Get Naked, just kidding. This is a half bath. Don't make it weird".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 106 x 130 and the finished size is 7.6" x 9.3".

Added March 6th

Go Elf - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a Christmas elf that reads "Go -elf- Yourself".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 150 and the finished size is 9.9" x 10.7".

Added March 6th

Hizzle - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a house and the words "Bless This Hizzle, fo'Shizzle".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 155 and the finished size is 9.9" x 11.1".

Added March 6th

Home Is - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a sweet looking home with a the words "Home is where those F****** Ain't".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 128 and the finished size is 11.4" x 9.1".

Added March 6th

Honey Maker - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design of bumblebees with the words "Shake Your Honey Maker".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 136 and the finished size is 11.4" x 9.7".

Added March 6th

Hot Mess - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny sign that reads, "I'm not a hot mess, I am a spicy disaster".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 110 x 100 and the finished size is 7.9" x 7.1".

Added March 5th

Define Naughty - Christmas PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Christmas pattern that reads " Dear Santa, Define Naughty".

Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 107 x 74 and the finished size is 7.6" x 5.3".

Added March 5th

Boo Bees - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring two bumblebees dressed up like ghosts with the words "Boo Bees".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 148 and the finished size is 11.4" x 10.6".

Added March 5th

Book Is Better - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring books on a shelf and the saying "The Book is Always Better".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 97 and the finished size is 7.9" x 6.9".

Added March 5th

Buttercup - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a yellow flower border with the words "Suck It Up Buttercup" in script in the center.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 209 x 153 and the finished size is 14.9" x 10.9".

Added March 5th

Buying Supplies - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring the funny phrase "As I get Older, I'm finding out that buying supplies and using them are two seperate hobbies" with sewing notions.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 160 x 150 and the finished size is 11.4" x 10.7".

Added March 5th

Candy Corn - Halloween PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring an angry looking candy corn with the words "Yeah, well I don't like you either".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 89 x 125 and the finished size is 6.4" x 8.9".

Added March 5th

Canning Season - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with a ball mason jar and the words "Grab your balls, it's canning season".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 182 and the finished size is 10" x 13".

Added March 5th

Cats Make Me Happy - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a black cat in front of a colorful background with the words "Cats make me happy, humans make my head hurt".

Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 143 x 190 and the finished size is 10.2" x 13.6".

Added March 5th

Chickens Crossing Roads - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a chicken with the funny words "I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 149 x 208 and the finished size is 10.6" x 14.9".

Added March 5th

Climb A Cactus - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cactus with the words "Go Climb A Cactus".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 96 and the finished size is 7.9" x 6.9".

Added March 5th

Crops Out - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a row of plant crops with the words "Rock Out With Your Crops Out".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 78 and the finished size is 11.9" x 5.6".

Added March 5th

Did You Dye? - Easter PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Easter design that reads "But did you dye?" with eggs.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 128 x 132 and the finished size is 9.1" x 9.4".

Added March 5th

Dill With It - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a pickle and the words "Dill With It".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 141 x 200 and the finished size is 10.1" x 14.3".

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