Dirty Annie Humorous Cross Stitch Patterns

Deja Poo - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Dirty Annie

$9.00 $854

This cross stitch pattern from Dirty Annie's Southern Style says "Deja Poo - a feeling that one has see or heard this crap before."

The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Shadow linen from Picture This Plus with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 70x70. Finished size: 4.37" x 4.37".

Real Men - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Dirty Annie

$9.00 $854

Note from designer: That's right ya'll! Real men have curves! I don't know about you but I prefer my cowboy with a little meat on his bones!

Model was stitched on 32ct Witch Tina linen from Fairy Wool in the Wood. Stitch count is 51 x 60.

Arrive Late - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Dirty Annie

$11.00 Sale $934

This cross stitch pattern from Dirty Annie's Southern Style features the saying "Better to arrive late than to arrive ugly!"

The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Grandpa's Shop Rag linen from Lapin Loops with Classic Colorworks and Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 120x85. Finished size: 7.5" x 5.3"

Trophy Husband - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Dirty Annie

$9.00 $854

Note from designer: My husband was pleased as punch when I designed this chart in his honor and mark my words, Your cowboy will be just as tickled when you stitch this up for him!

Model was stitched on 32ct linen. Stitch count is 63 x 63.

Shed Happens - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Dirty Annie

$9.00 $854

Note from designer: Yep I said it! Shed Happens! It's a good think I got good photos of this before my little cat chewed off the bow and ripped up the linen! Funny she picked the Dog one out of all of them sitting there waiting to get photographed. I have included a photo of the little... Read more

Dirty Annie Humorous Cross Stitch Patterns

Deja Poo - Cross Stitch Pattern by Dirty Annie

Real Men - Cross Stitch Pattern by Dirty Annie

Arrive Late - Cross Stitch Pattern by Dirty Annie

Trophy Husband - Cross Stitch Pattern by Dirty Annie

Shed Happens - Cross Stitch Pattern by Dirty Annie

Deja Poo - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Dirty Annie

Real Men - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Dirty Annie

Arrive Late - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Dirty Annie

Trophy Husband - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Dirty Annie

Shed Happens - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Dirty Annie