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Floss Chicken - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 8th

Floss Chicken - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Noteworthy Needle

$8.00 $719

In the battle of Floss Chicken, sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. An obvious loss on the final letter.

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct. raw linen with DMC floss. The stitch count is 98 x 66 and the finished size is 6.13" x 4.13".

Kitty Glitter - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 8th

Kitty Glitter - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Pickle Barrel Designs

$10.00 $899

Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring a purr-fect design for a cat lover, the words "It's not cat hair, it's kitty glitter".

Stitched on 14 ct. Lavender Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 85 x 99 and the finished size is 6.07" x 7.07".

Fall - Halloween Puns - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 8th

Fall - Halloween Puns - Cross Stitch Pattern

$20.00 $1799

Fall means Halloween and Halloween is a must! This playful sampler blends classic styling with clever, humorous verses, giving traditional Halloween a fresh and fun twist.

The pattern stitched on 32 ct. Lugana with DMC and Gentle Arts floss. The stitch count is 140 x 138 with a finished size of 8.75" x 8.63".

In Case of Cross Stitch - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 8th

In Case of Cross Stitch - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Lucy Beam Love in Stitches

$12.00 $1079

Cross stitch pattern from Lucy Beam featuring a funny "In Case of Cross Stitch Break Glass" sign.

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct. Woodstove from Lapin Loops with Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. The stitch count is 67 x 51 and the finished size is 4.19" x 3.19".

Seas and Greetings - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 8th

Seas and Greetings - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern

by Frony Ritter Designs

$7.50 $675

Cross stitch pattern from Frony Ritter Designs featuring a mermaid holding a garland with the words "Seas and Greetings".

Pattern is stitched on 16 ct. Pistachio aida using DMC, Weeks Dye Works, and Rainbow Gallery threads. The stitch count is 97 x 97 and the finished size is 6.06" x 6.06". Also recommended is the Mill Hill charm 12172.

Fragile - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 6th

Fragile - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1099

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with the words "Not fragile like a flower, Fragile like a bomb".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 96 x 157 and the finished size is 6.9" x 11.2".

Get Naked - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 6th

Get Naked - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1099

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design for your home that reads "Get Naked, just kidding. This is a half bath. Don't make it weird".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 106 x 130 and the finished size is 7.6" x 9.3".

Go Elf - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 6th

Go Elf - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a Christmas elf that reads "Go -elf- Yourself".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 150 and the finished size is 9.9" x 10.7".

Good Moms - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 6th

Good Moms - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a hand mixer and the words "Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 131 x 123 and the finished size is 9.4" x 8.8".

Hizzle - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 6th

Hizzle - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a house and the words "Bless This Hizzle, fo'Shizzle".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 155 and the finished size is 9.9" x 11.1".

Home Is - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 6th

Home Is - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a sweet looking home with a the words "Home is where those F****** Ain't".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 128 and the finished size is 11.4" x 9.1".

Honey Maker - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 6th

Honey Maker - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design of bumblebees with the words "Shake Your Honey Maker".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 136 and the finished size is 11.4" x 9.7".

Hot Mess - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 6th

Hot Mess - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny sign that reads, "I'm not a hot mess, I am a spicy disaster".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 110 x 100 and the finished size is 7.9" x 7.1".

Boo Bees - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 5th

Boo Bees - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring two bumblebees dressed up like ghosts with the words "Boo Bees".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 148 and the finished size is 11.4" x 10.6".

Book Is Better - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 5th

Book Is Better - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring books on a shelf and the saying "The Book is Always Better".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 97 and the finished size is 7.9" x 6.9".

Buttercup - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 5th

Buttercup - Cross Stitch Pattern

$2099

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a yellow flower border with the words "Suck It Up Buttercup" in script in the center.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 209 x 153 and the finished size is 14.9" x 10.9".

Buying Supplies - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 5th

Buying Supplies - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring the funny phrase "As I get Older, I'm finding out that buying supplies and using them are two seperate hobbies" with sewing notions.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 160 x 150 and the finished size is 11.4" x 10.7".

Candy Corn - Halloween Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 5th

Candy Corn - Halloween Cross Stitch Pattern

$1099

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring an angry looking candy corn with the words "Yeah, well I don't like you either".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 89 x 125 and the finished size is 6.4" x 8.9".

Canning Season - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 5th

Canning Season - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with a ball mason jar and the words "Grab your balls, it's canning season".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 182 and the finished size is 10" x 13".

Cats Make Me Happy - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 5th

Cats Make Me Happy - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a black cat in front of a colorful background with the words "Cats make me happy, humans make my head hurt".

Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 143 x 190 and the finished size is 10.2" x 13.6".

Chickens Crossing Roads - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 5th

Chickens Crossing Roads - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a chicken with the funny words "I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 149 x 208 and the finished size is 10.6" x 14.9".

Climb A Cactus - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 5th

Climb A Cactus - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cactus with the words "Go Climb A Cactus".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 96 and the finished size is 7.9" x 6.9".

Crops Out - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 5th

Crops Out - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a row of plant crops with the words "Rock Out With Your Crops Out".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 78 and the finished size is 11.9" x 5.6".

Define Naughty - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 5th

Define Naughty - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern

$1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Christmas pattern that reads " Dear Santa, Define Naughty".

Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 107 x 74 and the finished size is 7.6" x 5.3".

Did You Dye? - Easter Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 5th

Did You Dye? - Easter Cross Stitch Pattern

$1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Easter design that reads "But did you dye?" with eggs.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 128 x 132 and the finished size is 9.1" x 9.4".

Dill With It - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 5th

Dill With It - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a pickle and the words "Dill With It".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 141 x 200 and the finished size is 10.1" x 14.3".

Dog Approved - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 5th

Dog Approved - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with paw prints and dog bones and the words "All guests must be approved by the dog".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 169 and the finished size is 11.9" x 12.1".

Easily Distracted - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 5th

Easily Distracted - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with house plants and the words "Easily Distracted By Plants".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 127 and the finished size is 9.9" x 9.1".

Fall Apart - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 5th

Fall Apart - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a taco with the funny words "Every now and then I fall apart".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 115 x 171 and the finished size is 8.2" x 12.2".

Fall Is - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 5th

Fall Is - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1099

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a pumpkin with the words "Fall is my second favorite F word".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 102 x 119 and the finished size is 7.3" x 8.5".

Beach Please - Cross Stitch Pattern

Added March 4th

Beach Please - Cross Stitch Pattern

$1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring the words "Beach Please" on a background of ocean waves with a palm tree and rising sun.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 181 and the finished size is 7.9" x 12.9".

Love You Warts'n All - Valentines Cross Stitch Pattern

Added February 26th

Love You Warts'n All - Valentines Cross Stitch Pattern

$10.00 $899

Cross stitch pattern from Val's Stuff featuring a frog with the Valentine's Day sentiment "love you warts n' all."

Stitched on 36 count Cherry Vanilla by Weeks Dye Works. Stitch Count: 61w x 37h Finished size is 3.39 in wide X 2.06 in high.

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