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Zweigart 14 Count White Aida Fabric 18x21

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Designer: Stitch Wit
Item: SWIT-095
Type: Cross Stitch Patterns

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny sign that reads, "I'm not a hot mess, I am a spicy disaster".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 110 x 100 and the finished size is 7.9" x 7.1".

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