Warped Humor
Cross Stitch Pattern

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Warped Humor - Cross Stitch Pattern
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Designer: My Big Toe Designs
Item: MBT-196
Type: Cross Stitch Patterns

"I have a warped sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use it." Model stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Antique White Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 95W x 63H.

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from United States on 08/30/2025 - Button Options
While I really enjoyed doing the picture, I wish there was a cross stitch option for the buttons.

from United States on 04/26/2025 - Wonderful pattern
Stitching up tonight--quick turn between ordering and receiving--now if i could stitch that fast. Love that I can kit items and not have to do myself.


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