Warped Humor
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1× 32 Count Antique White Jobelan Evenweave Fabric 9x13

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1× Weeks Dye Works - Capri #2120 Blue

1× Weeks Dye Works - Carrot #2226 Orange

1× Weeks Dye Works - Aztec Red #2258

1× Weeks Dye Works - Iris #2316 Purple

Designer: My Big Toe Designs
Item: MBT-196
Type: Cross Stitch Patterns

"I have a warped sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use it." Model stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Antique White Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 95W x 63H.

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from United States on 08/30/2025 - Button Options
While I really enjoyed doing the picture, I wish there was a cross stitch option for the buttons.

from United States on 04/26/2025 - Wonderful pattern
Stitching up tonight--quick turn between ordering and receiving--now if i could stitch that fast. Love that I can kit items and not have to do myself.

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