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CG30-2411
Mama Said - Beaded Cross Stitch Kit
by Mill Hill
$21.50  Sale $1719
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This Curly Girl design features a girl hiding under an umbrella and the saying "Mama said there'd be days like this...she just didn't say there'd be this dang many!

The kit includes beads, fabric, floss, needles, chart and instructions. The finished size is 7.25" x 7.25".
21-2394
Humorous Halloween 4 Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$12.00  Sale $959
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Model stitched on 14 ct. Aida in Natural Brown using DMC threads. Stitch count for Dead & Breakfast Inn is 45 x 61, Stay for a Bite 43 x 62, Get Sheet Faced 45 x 62, Boo Ya 42 x 58.
HD-237
Turnip the Beet - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design
$10.00  Sale $799
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"Lettuce turnip the beet peas" Model stitched on either 32 Ct. White Belfast or 32 Ct. Chalkboard Black (DMC 08 not used on Chalkboard Black) using DMC floss. Stitch Count 80x80. Design Size: 5" x 5".
IO-D5763
Masks - Cling Stamp
by Impression Obsession
$6.20  Sale $402
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Cling stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the funny COVID mask sentiment "masks are the new bra... they aren't comfortable, you only wear them in public, people will notice when you don't wear one, and you can now get them in every color pattern and style"!
MBT-177
Our Family Tree - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$7.99  Sale $639
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"Our family tree has deep roots and lots of nuts." Model was stitched on 32 Ct. Lambswool Jobelan from Wichelt using Weeks Dye Works threads. Stitch count: 85W x 53H.
MBT-245
Dog Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$7.99  Sale $639
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"Just one dog short of crazy" Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Lambswool Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss (or DMC floss 165, 640, 838, 535, 312, 815, 3345, 3045). Stitch Count: 71W x 71H. Design Size: 5" x 5"
MBT-265
Sarcasm is My Love Language - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$7.99  Sale $719
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Model stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Queen Anne's Lace Jobelan with Classic Colorworks floss. Stitch Count: 67W x 67H. Finished size: 4" x 4".
06-2675-PDF
Is It Too Late? - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$6.00  Sale $431
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A message to Santa: "Is it too late to be good?" Model stitched over two threads on 28 Ct. Cappuccino Country French Linen with Weeks Dye Works. Stitch Count: 39W x 81H.
08-2551
Hen Party - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Little House Needleworks
$7.00  Sale $559
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Model stitched on 28ct. Creme Brulee using DMC & Crescent Colours. Uses Mill Hill Glass Seed Beads and a Tiny Tuscan Sun Swirly Bud by Just Another Button Company. Stitch count: 82 x 54.
09-2029
Life's Journey - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bobbie G Designs
$6.00  Sale $479
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"Life's journey is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting holy cow what a ride".
Model stitched on 14 Ct. White Aida with DMC floss.
Stitch Count: 84W x 144H. Design Size: 6" x 11"
DW2956
The Queen - Cross Stitch Kit
by Design Works
$10.00  Sale $798
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Features the humorous sentiment "We can't all be the Queen... someone has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by". This cross stitch kit comes complete with 14 Count Aida Fabric, 100% Cotton Embroidery Floss, #24 Tapestry Needle, Fully Illustrated Instructions. 5" x 7".
BT-XMS38
Lay a Little Egg - Margaret Sherry - Cross Stitch Kit
by Bothy Threads
$33.00  Sale $2639
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This circular design from Margaret Sherry features "Check, chick, chick, chick, chicken....lay a little egg for me" around the edges with a chicken and hatching eggs in the middle.

The kit includes 14 Ct. White Aida, pre-sorted stranded cotton, a clear chart and instructions. Finished size: 6.8" diameter
CG30-3104
Cake Required - Beaded Cross Stitch Kit
by Mill Hill
$21.50  Sale $1719
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"A great many things can be resolved with kindness. Even more with laughter, but there are some things that just require cake." Complete kit includes 28 ct green linen, beads, floss, needle, chart and instructions. Finished size 7" x 7". Curly Girl Design.
CMS392
Snarky Cat - Clear Stamp
by Tim Holtz for Stampers Anonymous
$25.00  Sale $2199
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Cling stamp from Tim Holtz featuring six cats and a variety of funny sentiments, including "I want you to know that someone cares. Not me, but someone", "Look, I'm not saying that you're old, but if you were milk I'd sniff you first", "I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun... Read more