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Wouldn't Life Be Great - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Lizzie Kate

$9.00 $809

"Wouldn't life be great if sweatpants were sexy, Mondays were fun, junk food was good for you, girls didn't cause so much drama, guys weren't so confusing, and saying goodbye only meant until tomorrow". Model stitched on 32 count Lambswool linen with Crescent Colours thread, Weeks Dye Works thread and DMC floss. Stitch count is 221W x 72H.

Housework Never Killed Anyone - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Lizzie Kate

$6.00 $485 to $539

Model stitched on 32ct. lambswool linen using Weeks Dye Works and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Stitch count: 109w x 45h.

Don't Get Your Tinsel In A Tangle - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Lizzie Kate

$6.00 $539

Model stitched over two threads on 28 count Mushroom Lugana with Weeks Dye Works and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Comes with 3 small red buttons. The stitch count is 70W x 70H.

Is It Too Late? - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Lizzie Kate

$6.00 $485 to $539

A message to Santa: "Is it too late to be good?" Model stitched over two threads on 28 Ct. Cappuccino Country French Linen with Weeks Dye Works. Stitch Count: 39W x 81H.

Wear A Smile - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Lizzie Kate

$5.00 $449

Model stitched on 32 Ct. Hand Dyed African Daisy Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works. Stitch Count: 58W x 50H. Blue Flower Button sold separately.

All You Need Is Love - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Lizzie Kate

$10.00 Sale $799

"All you need is love and chocolate!!" Model stitched over 2 threads on 27 Ct. Cream linen (or similar) with Gentle Art Sampler threads, Weeks Dye Works floss and DMC. Stitch count: 45 x 101H.

We're Not Gossiping - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Lizzie Kate

$10.00 $899

Pattern from Lizzie Kate that says "We're not gossiping, we're networking!" Stitched on 27ct Cream Northern Cross linen with Gentle Arts, Weeks Dye Works, and DMC threads. DMC and Anchor conversions for hand-dyed threads provided. Teal button included. Stitch count: 44w x 101h.

Do What Your Wife Said - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Lizzie Kate

$5.00 $404 to $449

"If at first you don't succeed do what your wife said!" Model stitched over two threads on 32 count Lambswool linen with Weeks Dye Works thread, and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Stitch count is 127W x 33H.

Wine a Bit - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Lizzie Kate

$5.00 $449

"Wine a bit... you'll feel better!" Model stitched over 2 on 30 count Natural Northern Cross Linen with Weeks Dye Works, Crescent Colours, And Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Stitch count: 32W x 62H.