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Product Types Cross Stitch Patterns (5)
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Designers / Brands Frony Ritter Designs (1)Imaginating (1)Joan Elliott (1)Lucy Beam Love in Stitches (1)Shakespeare's Peddler (1)

New Funny Cross Stitch Patterns

Added February 13th
A Funny Little Sampler - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Shakespeare's Peddler
$12.00  $1079
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Pattern by Shakespeare's Peddler featuring a beautiful sampler design inspired by an old painting with lots of personality.

Pattern is stitched on 40 ct. Natural linen with DMC floss. The stitch count is 152 x 94 and the finished size is 7.8" x 4.7".
Added February 12th
Friendly Advice - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$9.00  $809
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Witty, relatable, and just a little too real, this clever design perfectly captures the inner panic we all feel before hitting "send." With hand-drawn style lettering and expressive details, it blends humor and honesty into a piece that's guaranteed to get laughs and knowing nods. A fun... Read more
Added February 11th
In Case of Cross Stitch - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lucy Beam Love in Stitches
$12.00  $1079
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Cross stitch pattern from Lucy Beam featuring a funny "In Case of Cross Stitch Break Glass" sign.

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct. Woodstove from Lapin Loops with Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. The stitch count is 67 x 51 and the finished size is 4.19" x 3.19".
Added February 9th
Seas and Greetings - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern
by Frony Ritter Designs
$7.50  $675
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Cross stitch pattern from Frony Ritter Designs featuring a mermaid holding a garland with the words "Seas and Greetings".

Pattern is stitched on 16 ct. Pistachio aida. The stitch count is 97 x 97 and the finished size is 6.06" x 6.06".
Added January 28th
Senility Prayer - Christian Cross Stitch Pattern
by Joan Elliott
$1399
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Pattern by Joan Elliot featuring the prayer "God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway. The good fortune to run into the ones I do. And the eyesight to know the difference".

Stitched on 14 count Aida using DMC floss. Stitch count: 101W x 129H and the finished size is 7" x 9".