New Funny Cross Stitch Patterns

Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring a crab at the beach with the phrase "Beach please"!

Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring the phrase "Life Is Better At The Beach"!

Feeeeed me Seymour!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 86w by 128h. Finished size is 6.14" x 9.14".

Just The Tip...I promise...

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 62 x 62. Finished size is 4.43" x 4.43".

Being struck down with Covid has inspired this pattern into fruition! The font is by the amazing Night Spirit Studio. Grab your own copy of it here. Comes with three versions! Grayscale, pops of devil red or pops of bacterial green.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 74w x 116h. Finished size is 5.29" x 8.29".

A humorous winter-themed design featuring a playful driving quote and whimsical stitched artwork. Perfect for adding a lighthearted touch to your seasonal stitching collection or gifting to someone who dreams of warmer weather.

Pattern is stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Stitch count is 98w x 138h. Finished size is 7" x 9.9".

This fun cross stitch pattern from My Big Toe Designs features the saying, "We all cross our X's one leg at a time" with cute cross stitch motifs.

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct. Ivory Jobelan using Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch count is 95w x 63. Finished size is 5.94" x 3.94".

I have been wanting to do this pattern for years, I finally made it! I haven't been this proud of a pattern in a long time.

Pattern is stitched on 14 count Aida using DMC floss. Stitch count is 171 x 171. Finished size is 12.21" x 12.21".

Once again the dark souls take over "Live, Laugh, Love" with another macabre iteration of the beige phrase. Lobotomies for all of us!

Pattern is stitched on 14 count Aida using DMC floss. Stitch count is 133 x 105. Finished size is 8.07" x 7.50".