Funny Cross Stitch Patterns

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LRD-017
Straighten Your Crown - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Little Robin Designs
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This pattern from Little Robin Designs says "Keep your head high and your crown straight!"

Pattern is stitched on 40 count Prehistoric linen by Forbidden Fiber Co., fabric suggestion listed, using Weeks Dye Works thread. Stitch count is 144 x 65.
ARTSY-013
Vicious - Cross Stitch Pattern
by The Artsy Housewife
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Cross stitch pattern from The Artsy Housewife featuring a cheeky cat showing the flower plant who's boss!

Pattern is stitched on 32 Dirty Linen by Zweigart. Stitch count is 129 x 109.
NYD-005
Cross Stitching Forever - Cross Stitch Pattern
by New York Dreamer
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This design from New York Dreamer says "Cross Stitching Forever, Housework Whenever!"

The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Milk & Honey by Fiber on a Whim with Weeks Dye Works, Classic Colourworks, Gentle Art Sampler threads and DMC floss. Stitch Count: 140x140. NOTE: design is shown on a customer bobbin frame which is not included.
24-1595
Green Thumb 4-Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring the silly phrases "You grow girl", "Gardening is dirt cheap", "Crazy plant lady" and "Sometimes I wet my plants"!
22-1512
Flying Lesson - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
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Model stitched on 18 ct. Aida "Hazelwood" using DMC thread. Stitch count is 78 x 125.
DAS-093
Merman Cove - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
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These Dad Bod mermen are hanging out at their favorite spot on the beach...listening to tunes and having a few beers! We used Wisper from Rainbow Gallery on the beards and pits to make them extra fuzzy and incorporated Petite Silk Lame to add some Merman Sparkle!

Stitch count is 124 x 156.
BAD-003
Resting Froggo Face - Cross Stitch Pattern
by BAD Stitch
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Resting Froggo Face. This design is beginner friendly, using standard DMC colors. Consider swapping out the celestial elements in the witch hat to DMC etoile or your favorite shiny floss. Finished projects from this design are easily finished in standard embroidery hoops or picture frames. Pattern is printed on one sheet, in full color, front & back.

Stitch count is 50w x 61h.
ROMY-025
Foxy The Imposter - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Romy's Creations
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Pattern is stitched on 32 count linen light denim using hand dyed by Atomic Ranch fabrics with DMC. Stitch count: 71 x 68.
ROMY-026
Sharkshund - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Romy's Creations
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Pattern is stitched on 32 count linen light denim using hand dyed by Atomic Ranch fabrics with DMC. Stitch count: 96 x 75.
08-1774
Housework Never Killed Anyone - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
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Model stitched on 32ct. lambswool linen using Weeks Dye Works and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Stitch count: 109w x 45h. (DMC alternates are 3740 745 3052 937 3802 223)
20-1874
My Stitching Time - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Waxing Moon Designs
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"My stitching time is sometimes for your sanity, remember that." Model stitched over two on 32 Ct. Azure Blue Lugana using Weeks Dye Works (or DMC floss white, 369, 938, 902, 471, 3819, 3716, 223). Stitch Count: 83W x 84H. Design Size: 5 1/8" x 5 1/4"
19-1340
Coffee Drinker's Confession - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Heartstring Samplery
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"I don't have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without coffee." MOdel stitched one thread over two on 40 Ct. Wren using Weeks Dye Works, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, and Classic Colorworks (or all DMC 829, 842, 3371 730, 420, 840, 610, 839, 355) Stitch Count: 150W x 70H. Design Size: 8" x 4"
PS164
Drive a Stick - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
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"Yes, I can drive a stick." Model stitched on 30 Ct. Lilac linen by Weeks Dye Works with Sullivan's floss. Stitch Count: 80H x 58W.
MFDC001
All Are Equal in Death - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Modern Folk Embroidery
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Cross stitch pattern from Modern Folkart Embroidery featuring a skeleton and the phrase "Are all equal in death".

Stitched over 2 threads on 32 count linen (or over 1 on 16ct Aida) it would measure approximately 8" by 12" (20.5 by 30.5 cm). It has a total of 6368 crosses.... Read more
MBT-236
Marriage - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"Marriage lets you annoy one special person every day for the rest of your life." Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Queen Anne's Lace Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 99W x 99H.
DAS-060
Real Men - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
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Note from designer: That's right ya'll! Real men have curves! I don't know about you but I prefer my cowboy with a little meat on his bones!

Model was stitched on 32ct Witch Tina linen from Fairy Wool in the Wood. Stitch count is 51 x 60.
22-1725
Underestimate Me - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
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This design by Imaginating features a woman with a smirk and the text "Go ahead. Underestimate me. This will be fun."

Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC thread. Stitch count: 118w x 95h.
22-1874
Mantis Life - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Ink Circles
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Mantises and irises are popping up everywhere this spring, and this female is living her best life. Size is 92w by 64h and is stitched with Classic Colorworks cotton floss in Rainy Day, Pickled Beets, Honeycomb, and four shades of DMC. Fabric shown is 32 count Weeks Dye Works Light Khaki. Love,... Read more
21-2456
Follow Your Heart - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
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Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring the sentiment "Follow your heart but take your stitching with you"!
Model stitched on 18ct Thyme Goes By Aida from Seraphim using a mixture of DMC and Weeks Dye Works thread (with DMC conersion for Weeks Dye Works thread 3858) Stitch count is 80w x 80h.
19-1456
In Another City - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lindy Stitches
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"Happiness is having a large, loving, close-knit family - in another city." Model stitched on 14 Ct. White Aida using DMC floss. Stitch count is 97W x 68H.
08-1756
Pirate's Creed - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
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"The beatings will continue until morale improves." Model was stitched on Summer Khaki Lugana, 28 ct. Uses DMC floss. When stitched on 14/28 count fabric, this design fits nicely into a standard 5" x 7" frame. Includes silver pirate charm.
DAS-058
Trophy Husband - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
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Note from designer: My husband was pleased as punch when I designed this chart in his honor and mark my words, Your cowboy will be just as tickled when you stitch this up for him!

Model was stitched on 32ct "Old Linen" from xJudesign and finished by Starry Nights Studio. Stitch count is 63 x 63.
DAS-059
Shed Happens - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
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Note from designer: Yep I said it! Shed Happens! It's a good think I got good photos of this before my little cat chewed off the bow and ripped up the linen! Funny she picked the Dog one out of all of them sitting there waiting to get photographed. I have included a photo of the little... Read more
CSW-148
I Just Want To Drink, Cross Stitch, and Nap - Cross Stitch
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a great saying for any crocheting enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea ....Cross Stitch and Take Naps! Included in chart are five beverages and also five color combinations for you to choose from. Licensed... Read more
DAS-003
Deja Poo - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
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This cross stitch pattern from Dirty Annie's Southern Style says "Deja Poo - a feeling that one has see or heard this crap before."

The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Shadow linen from Picture This Plus with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 70x70. Finished size: 4.37" x 4.37".
DAS-041
Fat Pants - Thanksgiving Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
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Cross stitch pattern from Dirty Annie's Southern Style featuring the phrase "Happy Thanksgiving, Get your fat pants ready"!

Model was stitched on 32ct "Winter Moon" linen from Zweigart and trimmed with "Chickie" poms from Lady Dot. Stitch count is 104 x 145.
22-2989
Keep Looking Up - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Meridian Designs For Cross Stitch
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Cross stitch pattern from Meridian Designs featuring a dinosaurs watching a meteor fall from the sky with the phrase "Keep looking up"!
Model stitched on 32 ct. Freya Belfast using DMC thread. Stitch count is 100 x 99.
CSW-039
I Just Want To Drink, Craft, and Nap - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a great saying for any crafting enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... Craft and Take Naps! Included in chart are five beverages and also five color combinations for you to choose from. Licensed artwork by... Read more
CSW-040
I Just Want To Drink, Crochet, and Nap - Cross Stitch
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a great saying for any crocheting enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea ....Crotchet and Take Naps! Included in chart are five beverages and also five color combinations for you to choose from. Licensed... Read more
CSW-042
I Just Want To Drink, Hunt, and Nap - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a great saying for any hunting enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... Hunting and Take Naps! Included in chart are five beverages and also five color combinations for you to choose from. Licensed artwork... Read more
CSW-046
Jingle all the Way - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a Fun Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design! Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 120w x 112h.
CSW-054
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue...Poo - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring an absolutely great DOG Saying / Phrase! Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Thank You For Feeding Me And Picking Up My Poo. Perfect for any home with dogs!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 117w x 139h.
CSW-055
Coffeeology - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring COFFEEOLOGY SUBWAY STYLE DESIGN! What a great project for any coffee lover! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 209w x 269h.
CSW-057
Mr. Beer Gnome - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring MR. BEER GNOME that is great whether stitched by itself or along with the funny saying. Marcia Manning designed this from licensed artwork.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 128w x 115h.
PAF-AFI
Adventures For Introverts - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Peacock and Fig
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Cross stitch pattern by Peacock & Fig with the saying "Crafting - Adventure for Introverts. Naps & Snacks Recommended."

Model stitched on 14 count Aida of your choice with DMC threads. Stitch count is 94 x 127.
22-1513
Fred's Ewenifying Question - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
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Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring an adorable sheep wearing a hand-stitched red sweater with the text "Wool Ewe Be My Neighbor."

Model stitched on "Cornflower" 18-count Aida from Fiber on a Whim using DMC and Weeks Dye Works threads. Stitch count is 67 x 113.
MBT-265
Sarcasm is My Love Language - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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Model stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Queen Anne's Lace Jobelan with Classic Colorworks floss. Stitch Count: 67W x 67H. Finished size: 4" x 4".
19-1655
Stitch a Day - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Amy Bruecken Designs
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"A stitch a day keeps the crazy away." Large pillow model stitched on 28 Ct. Pink from Fabric Flair, Small pillow stitched on 35 Ct. Sophia's Pink and Framed model stitched on 28 Ct. Kermit using DMC floss. Stitch count is 88W x 50H.
LK-32B
All You Need Is Love - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
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"All you need is love and chocolate!!" Model stitched over 2 threads on 27/28 Ct. Cream linen (or similar) with Gentle Art Sampler threads, Weeks Dye Works floss and DMC (or all DMC floss 744, 3811, 3705, 829, 3848, 731, 3348). Stitch count: 45 x 101H.
LK-S99
Wine a Bit - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
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"Wine a bit... you'll feel better!" Model stitched on 30 count Natural Northern Cross Linen with Weeks Dye Works, Crescent Colours, And Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Stitch count: 32W x 62H.
17-2219
Early Bird - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Amy Bruecken Designs
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"The early bird can have the worm 'cause worms are gross and mornings are stupid!" Framed model stitched over two threads on 28 Ct. Moonglow by Picture this Plus, using DMC floss & Classic Colorworks floss. Stitch count 70x121. Pillow model stitched on 20 Ct. Banana Popsicle linen by Weeks... Read more
LK154
Wouldn't Life Be Great - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
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"Wouldn't life be great if sweatpants were sexy, Mondays were fun, junk food was good for you, girls didn't cause so much drama, guys weren't so confusing, and saying goodbye only meant until tomorrow". Model stitched on 32 count Lambswool linen with Crescent Colours thread, Weeks Dye Works... Read more
MBT111
Very Faint Line, A - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"The line is very faint between hobby and mental illness." Model stitched on 28 Ct. Ivory Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss and Just Another Button Company buttons (4483S, 1171S, 3361, 3369M, 3387). Stitch Count: 48W x 83H.
13-2701
How Do You Take Your Coffee - Cross Stitch Pattern
by MarNic Designs
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"How do you take your coffee? Seriously, very seriously." Stitch Count: 100W x66H. Model stitched on 32 ct Antique white Jobelan using Gentle Art Simply wool, Caron Waterlilies & DMC.
MBT-198
More Than Coffee - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"I love you more than coffee, just not always before coffee." Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Country French Latte linen with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 126W x 98H.
18-2789
Stitching Each Day - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Waxing Moon Designs
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"Stitching each day keeps the crazy away!" Model stitched over two on 30 Ct. Parchment Linen by Weeks Dye Works using Weeks Dye Works and Gentle Arts floss. (DMC alternates are 898 315 907 600 894 3809 906 964) Stitch count 85x108. Design Size: 6" x 8"
18-1937
Loads Of Fun (Laundry Company 2) - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design
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(2nd in the series) Model stitched over two threads on 32 Ct. White Belfast linen using DMC floss. (includes bonus pattern) Stitch count for Loads of fun: 63x91. Design Size: 4" x 6" Stitch count for Bonus Chart: 200x22. Design Size: 13" x 2" Collect all 3 charts in The Laundry... Read more
MBT-11
Dog Hair - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
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"Dog Hair....just another specialty fiber!" Model stitched on 28 Ct. Mushroom Lugana with Weeks Dye Works and DMC. Stitch Count: 77W x 59H. Buttons from Just Another Button Company sold separately.


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