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Added March 5th
Canning Season - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$2325
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with a ball mason jar and the words "Grab your balls, it's canning season".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 182 and the finished size is 10" x 13".
Added March 5th
Cats Make Me Happy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$2325
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a black cat in front of a colorful background with the words "Cats make me happy, humans make my head hurt".

Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 143 x 190 and the finished size is 10.2" x 13.6".
Added March 5th
Chickens Crossing Roads - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$2325
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a chicken with the funny words "I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 149 x 208 and the finished size is 10.6" x 14.9".
Added March 5th
Crops Out - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$1875
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a row of plant crops with the words "Rock Out With Your Crops Out".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 78 and the finished size is 11.9" x 5.6".
Added March 5th
Define Naughty - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$1875
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Christmas pattern that reads " Dear Santa, Define Naughty".

Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 107 x 74 and the finished size is 7.6" x 5.3".
Added March 5th
Dill With It - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$2325
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a pickle and the words "Dill With It".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 141 x 200 and the finished size is 10.1" x 14.3".
Added March 5th
Dog Approved - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$2325
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with paw prints and dog bones and the words "All guests must be approved by the dog".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 169 and the finished size is 11.9" x 12.1".
Added March 5th
Easily Distracted - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$1875
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with house plants and the words "Easily Distracted By Plants".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 127 and the finished size is 9.9" x 9.1".
Added March 5th
Fall Apart - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$2325
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a taco with the funny words "Every now and then I fall apart".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 115 x 171 and the finished size is 8.2" x 12.2".
Added March 5th
Fall Is - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$1425
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a pumpkin with the words "Fall is my second favorite F word".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 102 x 119 and the finished size is 7.3" x 8.5".
Added March 4th
Beach Please - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$2325
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring the words "Beach Please" on a background of ocean waves with a palm tree and rising sun.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 181 and the finished size is 7.9" x 12.9".
Added February 26th
Love You Warts'n All - Valentines Cross Stitch Pattern
by Val's Stuff
$10.00  $899
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Cross stitch pattern from Val's Stuff featuring a frog with the Valentine's Day sentiment "love you warts n' all."

Stitched on 36 count Cherry Vanilla by Weeks Dye Works. Stitch Count: 61w x 37h Finished size is 3.39 in wide X 2.06 in high.
Added February 26th
Catfeinated - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Val's Stuff
$10.00  $899
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Cross stitch pattern from Val's Stuff featuring a frog, cup of coffee, and the pun "catfeinated".

Stitched on 27 Count Vintage Country Mocha Linda. Stitch Count: 53w x 80h Finished size is 3.93 in wide X 5.93 in high
Added February 24th
Things I Learned Growing Up #2 - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$10.00  $899
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring lessons learned while growing up. This pattern includes 2 sayings with the top heading included.
Added February 24th
Things I Learned Growing Up #1 - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$10.00  $899
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring lessons learned while growing up. This pattern includes 2 sayings with the top heading included.
Added February 24th
Things I Learned Growing Up #3 - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$10.00  $899
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring lessons learned while growing up. This pattern includes 2 sayings with the top heading included.
Added February 12th
Friendly Advice - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$9.00  $809
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Witty, relatable, and just a little too real, this clever design perfectly captures the inner panic we all feel before hitting "send." With hand-drawn style lettering and expressive details, it blends humor and honesty into a piece that's guaranteed to get laughs and knowing nods. A fun... Read more
Added January 28th
Senility Prayer - Christian Cross Stitch Pattern
by Joan Elliott
$1399
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Pattern by Joan Elliot featuring the prayer "God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway. The good fortune to run into the ones I do. And the eyesight to know the difference".

Stitched on 14 count Aida using DMC floss. Stitch count: 101W x 129H and the finished size is 7" x 9".

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