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Santa's Helpers - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
$8.00  Sale $639 Weekly Sale Item
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Cross stitch pattern from Sue Hillis featuring "Santa's real helpers", aka alcohol!

Stitched on 16/32 Antique white using DMC threads. Stitch count is 67w x 67h. Finished size is 4.8" x 4.8".
06-1533
Country Wise (Book 130) - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Prairie Schooler
$8.00  Sale $639
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Models stitched over two threads on 32 count linen using DMC thread. Stitch count: "Plan Ahead" - 157W x 38H; "Keep it Simple" - 160W x 38H; "Measure Twice" - 113W x 70H; "The Witch is In" - 59W x 41H. Book #130
06-2675-PDF
Is It Too Late? - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$6.00  Sale $431
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A message to Santa: "Is it too late to be good?" Model stitched over two threads on 28 Ct. Cappuccino Country French Linen with Weeks Dye Works. Stitch Count: 39W x 81H.
CMS392
Snarky Cat - Clear Stamp
by Tim Holtz for Stampers Anonymous
$25.00  Sale $2199
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Cling stamp from Tim Holtz featuring six cats and a variety of funny sentiments, including "I want you to know that someone cares. Not me, but someone", "Look, I'm not saying that you're old, but if you were milk I'd sniff you first", "I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun... Read more
ROMY-037
Stabby Squirrel - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Romy's Creations
$12.00  Sale $959
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Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring a spicy squirrel stabbing fabric with a needle!

Pattern is stitched on 32 count hand dyed linen with DMC and Romy's Creations threads. Stitch count is 67 x 69.

In addition to DMC and threads listed, Romy's Threads are also required: Barbara's Pumpkin, Tuscan Experience, Scarlet, Brown Sugar and Charcoal.
SCS-031
Scissor Sleuth - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
$13.00  Sale $1039
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Cross Stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring the phrase "My heart doth brim with discontent. I know not where my scissors went"!

Stitched on 18ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 133 x 54.
PUT-038
Just One More Episode - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Puntini Puntini
$12.00  Sale $959
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"Just one more episode and other lies I tell myself"

Pattern is stitched on 35 ct Cocoa from Weeks Dye Works using DMC threads. Stitch Count: 103 x 63.
RL1323
Funny Penguins - Cross Stitch Kit
by Riolis
$27.52  Sale $2298
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Cross stitch kit from Riolis featuring four baby penguin chicks! This package contains 14 count white Zweigart Aida fabric, Safil wool/acrylic yarn in twenty colors, one needle, instructions and color chart. Design: Funny Penguins. Finished Size: 15.75x9.75 inches.
STP-019
Winter Puns - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitchy Prose
$10.00  Sale $799
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Meet the final installment of my seasonal pillow puns, Winter Puns! Embrace the magic of winter (or daydreaming for tropical weather) by stitching these adorable snowmen. "Go with the snow" "License to chill"

Stitched on 32ct Raw Natural Linen by Zweigart using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 60W x 60H each.
21-2394
Humorous Halloween 4 Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$12.00  Sale $959
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Model stitched on 14 ct. Aida in Natural Brown using DMC threads. Stitch count for Dead & Breakfast Inn is 45 x 61, Stay for a Bite 43 x 62, Get Sheet Faced 45 x 62, Boo Ya 42 x 58.
22-1729
Chocolate! - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Xs And Ohs
$12.00  Sale $959
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Cross stitch pattern from X's and Oh's featuring a bunny eating chocolate and the phrase "Chocolate...is God's way of saying he likes us a little chubby".

Model stitched on 14 ct lavender sunset aida using DMC or Anchor threads. Stitch count is 136 x 106.
22-1783
Dear Santa - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Keslyn's
$14.50  Sale $1159
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Cross stitch pattern from Keslyn's featuring a letter to Santa
Model stitched on 28 ct. White Lugana using DMC thread. Stitch count: 120w x 99h
24-2169
Bad Snow Day - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sister Lou Stitches
$14.50  Sale $1159
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Cross stitch pattern from Sister Lou Stitches featuring a snowman having a really bad time at the beach..."It's a bad , bad day to be a snowman"!

Pattern is stitched on 18 ct Let's Build a Snowman from The Slovak Farm using DMC, Classic Colorworks, and Gentle Arts threads. Stitch count is 100 x 100.
MBT-177
Our Family Tree - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$7.99  Sale $639
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"Our family tree has deep roots and lots of nuts." Model was stitched on 32 Ct. Lambswool Jobelan from Wichelt using Weeks Dye Works threads. Stitch count: 85W x 53H.
MBT-198
More Than Coffee - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$9.99  Sale $799
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"I love you more than coffee, just not always before coffee." Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Country French Latte linen with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 126W x 98H.
HD-237
Turnip the Beet - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design
$10.00  Sale $799
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"Lettuce turnip the beet peas" Model stitched on either 32 Ct. White Belfast or 32 Ct. Chalkboard Black (DMC 08 not used on Chalkboard Black) using DMC floss. Stitch Count 80x80. Design Size: 5" x 5".
IO-175
Crazy Dog Person - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$7.00  Sale $595
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Well, I only have one dog - but I do ask him where the cats are. Most anyone with multiple animals is 'guilty' of this.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 105w x 71h.
IO-191
Some Days - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$7.00  Sale $595
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I suspect it doesn't matter your age - this can apply almost anytime you're in the double digits.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 103w x 130h.
IO-224
Good Grief - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  Sale $552
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Well this describes me perfectly. It can almost be looking at me and I still can't find it. "When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it. Good grief"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 90 x 91.
IO-320
So Much to Do - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  Sale $552
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Pretty much says it all -

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 93w x 94h.
IO-D5763
Masks - Cling Stamp
by Impression Obsession
$6.20  Sale $402
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Cling stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the funny COVID mask sentiment "masks are the new bra... they aren't comfortable, you only wear them in public, people will notice when you don't wear one, and you can now get them in every color pattern and style"!
IOCS1170
Chili Pepper Sayings - Clear Stamp
by Impression Obsession
$13.00  Sale $1000
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Clear stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the spicy phrases "Some like it hot", "Hello-peno", "Hot stuff", "Haba great day", "Keep calm and chili on", "I've got the hots for you", ""Just chili-in", "You're so spicy",... Read more
14-1058
My Funny Valentine - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Heartstring Samplery
$10.00  Sale $799
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"My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine, you make me smile with my heart. Stay little Valentine stay." Model stitched on 36 Ct. Sand Linen by Picture This Plus with Gentle Art Sampler threads.
Stitch Count: 125x333. Design Size: 7" x 19"
20784-11
Jungle Paradise Cloud - Funny Monkey - Quilt Fabric
by Stacy Iest Hsu for Moda
$12.00  Sale $959 per yard
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20784-21
Jungle Paradise Monstera - Funny Monkey - Quilt Fabric
by Stacy Iest Hsu for Moda
$12.00  Sale $959 per yard
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AMK-173
I Have Wi-Fi - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Artmishka
$5.40 to $6.94
Sale $485 to $590
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Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "I don't need you, I have WIFI"!

Model stitched on 14 or 16 ct Aida on the color of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 71w x 79h. Designed by Anna Gutova.
CSW-040
I Just Want To Drink, Crochet, and Nap - Cross Stitch
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  Sale $594
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a great saying for any crocheting enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea ....Crotchet and Take Naps! Included in chart are five beverages and also five color combinations for you to choose from. Licensed... Read more
CSW-042
I Just Want To Drink, Hunt, and Nap - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  Sale $594
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a great saying for any hunting enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... Hunting and Take Naps! Included in chart are five beverages and also five color combinations for you to choose from. Licensed artwork... Read more
CSW-043
I Just Want To Drink, Gamble, and Nap - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  Sale $594
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a great saying for any gambling enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... Gamble and Take Naps! Included in chart are five beverages and also five color combinations for you to choose from. Licensed artwork... Read more
CSW-044
What The Elf - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$4.50  Sale $382
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a Fun Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design! Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 114w x 120h.
CSW-045
Dear Santa I Want It All! - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$4.50  Sale $382
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a Fun Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design! Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 138w x 100h.
CSW-054
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue...Poo - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$6.00  Sale $509
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring an absolutely great DOG Saying / Phrase! Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Thank You For Feeding Me And Picking Up My Poo. Perfect for any home with dogs!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 117w x 139h.
CSW-128
Happy Funny Frogs Rounded Squared - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$8.00  Sale $679
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring five happy funny frog designs. Each design is 35 stitches wide by 35 stitches high. Great as magnets or ornaments. These are a fun stitch whether stitched on fabric, plastic canvas, perforated paper or on their matching wood blanks!

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DAS-050
Marriage - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
$11.00  Sale $934
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Cross stitch pattern from Dirty Annie's Southern Style featuring a married couple with the phrase "Marriage, when dating goes to far"!

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct Caramel Macchiato from Fiber on a Whim using Classic Colorworks, Gentle Arts, and Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch count is 87 x 110.
DEC-002
Meowerlyn - Cross Stitch Pattern
by December Stitches
$12.00  Sale $1029
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Cross stitch pattern from December Stitches featuring a cat dressed as Merlin doing magic!

Pattern is stitched on 25 ct White using DMC threads. Stitch count is 78 x 170.
DW2736
Bathing Beauties - Cross Stitch Kit
by Design Works
$28.00  Sale $2238
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This Cross Stitch Kit comes complete with 14 Count Aida Fabric, 100% Cotton Embroidery Floss, #24 Tapestry Needle, Beads, and Fully Illustrated Instructions. 12" x 12".
DW3304
Pinata - Cross Stitch Kit
by Design Works
$10.00  Sale $799
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Counted Cross Stitch Kit Includes: 14 Count Aida Fabric, 100% Cotton Embroidery Floss, #24 Tapestry Needle, Fully Illustrated Chart and Instructions
BAD-014
CawCawPhony - Cross Stitch Pattern
by BAD Stitch
$10.00  Sale $849
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Relieve your stress by screaming like this bird! The bird is fashioned after a magpie, using standard DMC floss and easy to finish in a 5x7 frame if stitched on 18 count. The printed pattern is in full color, with colored blocks and symbols.

Stitch count is 76w x 116h.
BT-XMS38
Lay a Little Egg - Margaret Sherry - Cross Stitch Kit
by Bothy Threads
$33.00  Sale $2639
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This circular design from Margaret Sherry features "Check, chick, chick, chick, chicken....lay a little egg for me" around the edges with a chicken and hatching eggs in the middle.

The kit includes 14 Ct. White Aida, pre-sorted stranded cotton, a clear chart and instructions. Finished size: 6.8" diameter
CG30-3104
Cake Required - Beaded Cross Stitch Kit
by Mill Hill
$21.50  Sale $1719
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"A great many things can be resolved with kindness. Even more with laughter, but there are some things that just require cake." Complete kit includes 28 ct green linen, beads, floss, needle, chart and instructions. Finished size 7" x 7". Curly Girl Design.