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Hen Night - Margaret Sherry - Cross Stitch Kit
by Bothy Threads

$42.00  Sale $33.59
This kit from Bothy Threads was designed by Margaret Sherry and features 4 colorful hens enjoying cocktails on a girls' night out!

The complete kit includes 14 Ct. white aida, threads, needle, clear chart and instructions. Finished size: 14" x 7.2"
5 stars out of 5

Sew Tweet - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Luminous Fiber Arts

$8.00  Sale $6.39
Model stitched on 32 Ct. Macchiato Linen using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 51W x 63H and the finished size is 3.19" x 3.94".

Jungle Paradise Hibiscus - Funny Monkey - Quilt Fabric
by Stacy Iest Hsu for Moda

$12.00  Sale $9.59 per yard
Cross stitch pattern from Meridian Designs featuring a dinosaurs watching a meteor fall from the sky with the phrase "Keep looking up"!
Model stitched on 32 ct. Freya Belfast using DMC thread. Stitch count is 100 x 99.

Bad Snow Day - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sister Lou Stitches

$14.50  Sale $11.59
Cross stitch pattern from Sister Lou Stitches featuring a snowman having a really bad time at the beach..."It's a bad , bad day to be a snowman"!

Pattern is stitched on 18 ct Let's Build a Snowman from The Slovak Farm using DMC, Classic Colorworks, and Gentle Arts threads. Stitch count is 100 x 100.

Dsyfunctional - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating

$9.00  Sale $7.19
Cross stitch pattern from Imaginating featuring the phrase "Let's put the fun back in dysfunctional"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 81w x 114h. Finished size is 5.79" x 8.14".

Ex People Person - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating

$9.00  Sale $7.19
For the social butterfly who's gracefully retired her wings. This cheeky pattern features the phrase "I used to be a people person but people ruined it for me"-complete with a no-nonsense lady throwing up the universal "nope" hands. Whether you're stitching for yourself or a... Read more about Ex People Person - Cross Stitch Pattern

It Takes A Village - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating

$9.00  Sale $7.19
Parenting humor at its best, because where is that village when you need it? A lighthearted stitch for anyone who's ever felt outnumbered by a toddler!

Stitched on 14ct. White Aida using DMC Floss. Stitch count: 110w x 130h. Finished size is 7.9" x 9.3".
5 stars out of 5

Out To Dry - Embroidery Kit
by Dimensions

$12.70  Sale $11.39
Add a touch of whimsy to your laundry area with Out to Dry by Dimensions. Simple embroidery stitches make this a fun project. Design (C) 2021 World Art Group by Jennifer Paxton Parker. This package contains presorted thread, printed white fabric, needle, and instructions. Finished size: 6x6 inches. Design: Out To Dry.

Stubborn - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lucy Beam Love in Stitches

$12.00  Sale $9.59
Cross Stitch pattern from Lucy Beam Love in Stitches featuring the phrase "Pray for me. I'm stubborn"!

The model was stitched on 36ct. Tiramisu Opal from Under The Sea, don't carry, using Gentle Art threads. Stitch count is 84 x 78.

Envious - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lucy Beam Love in Stitches

$12.00  Sale $9.59
Cross Stitch pattern from Lucy Beam Love in Stitches featuring the phrase "Pray for me. I'm envious"!

The model was stitched on 36ct. Tiramisu Opal from Under The Sea using Gentle Art threads. Stitch count is 95 x 92.
Cross stitch pattern from Lucy Beam featuring a funny "In Case of Cross Stitch Break Glass" sign.

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct. Woodstove from Lapin Loops with Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. The stitch count is 67 x 51 and the finished size is 4.19" x 3.19".
5 stars out of 5

All You Need Is Love - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate

$10.00  Sale $7.99
"All you need is love and chocolate!!" Model stitched over 2 threads on 27 Ct. Cream linen (or similar) with Gentle Art Sampler threads, Weeks Dye Works floss and DMC. Stitch count: 45 x 101H.

We're Not Gossiping - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate

$10.00  Sale $7.99
Pattern from Lizzie Kate that says "We're not gossiping, we're networking!" Stitched on 27ct Cream Northern Cross linen with Gentle Arts, Weeks Dye Works, and DMC threads. DMC and Anchor conversions for hand-dyed threads provided. Teal button included. Stitch count: 44w x 101h.
Cross stitch pattern from Frony Ritter Designs featuring a mermaid holding a garland with the words "Seas and Greetings".

Pattern is stitched on 16 ct. Pistachio aida using DMC, Weeks Dye Works, and Rainbow Gallery threads. The stitch count is 97 x 97 and the finished size is 6.06" x 6.06". Also recommended is the Mill Hill charm 12172.

Growing Old - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$6.50  Sale $5.52
Well, yeah I did - it just crept up on me. Maybe you're the same way - or know someone who is. Doesn't hurt to add a bit of humor!!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 84w x 90h.

Good Grief - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$6.50  Sale $5.52
Well this describes me perfectly. It can almost be looking at me and I still can't find it. "When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it. Good grief"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 90 x 91.
Well, this one about says it all - getting old definitely AIN'T for Sissies! "Getting old ain't for sissies. It takes strength, courage and tenacity...and that's just to get dressed in the morning"!

Pattern is stitched on White Aida using DMC or Anchor threads. Stitch count is 143 x 133

A Nap - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$6.50  Sale $5.52
Oh yeah! I used to be the energizer bunny - but NOW - I love my naps. "You know you've grown up when a nap is no longer a punishment but a reward"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 125 x 105.
5 stars out of 5

Masks - Cling Stamp
by Impression Obsession

$6.20  Sale $4.02
Cling stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the funny COVID mask sentiment "masks are the new bra... they aren't comfortable, you only wear them in public, people will notice when you don't wear one, and you can now get them in every color pattern and style"!

Chili Pepper Sayings - Clear Stamp
by Impression Obsession

$13.00  Sale $9.99
Clear stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the spicy phrases "Some like it hot", "Hello-peno", "Hot stuff", "Haba great day", "Keep calm and chili on", "I've got the hots for you", ""Just chili-in", "You're so spicy",... Read more about Chili Pepper Sayings - Clear Stamp

Funny Valentine Circles Champagne - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!

Funny Valentine Circles Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!

Funny Valentine Circles Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!

Funny Valentine - Fat Quarter Bundle
by Lizzy House for Moda

$160.00  Sale $127.99
Fat Quarter Bundle featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 29 Cuts: 37140-16, 37140-20, 37140-25, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12, 37145-16,... Read more about Funny Valentine - Fat Quarter Bundle

Funny Valentine - Jelly Roll
by Lizzy House for Moda

$52.00  Sale $41.59
Jelly Roll featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 40 Cuts: 37140-16*, 37140-20*, 37140-25*, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12*, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12*, 37145-16*,... Read more about Funny Valentine - Jelly Roll

Funny Valentine - Layer Cake
by Lizzy House for Moda

$52.00  Sale $41.59
Layer Cake featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 42 Cuts: 37140-16*, 37140-20*, 37140-25*, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12*, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12*, 37145-16*,... Read more about Funny Valentine - Layer Cake

Funny Valentine Mushroom Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!

Funny Valentine Berry Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!

Funny Valentine Berry Blush - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!

Funny Valentine Berry Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!

Funny Valentine Hearts Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring floral hearts surrounded by polka dots!

Funny Valentine Hearts Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring floral hearts surrounded by polka dots!

Funny Valentine Big Dots Champagne - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring large polka dots!

Funny Valentine Big Dots Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring large polka dots!

Funny Valentine Tiny Heart Champagne - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring small hearts!

I Have Wi-Fi - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Artmishka

$5.40 to $6.94
Sale $4.85 to $5.90
Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "I don't need you, I have WIFI"!

Model stitched on 14 or 16 ct Aida on the color of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 71w x 79h. Designed by Anna Gutova.

Fall - Halloween Puns - Cross Stitch Pattern
by AuryTm

$20.00  Sale $15.99
Fall means Halloween and Halloween is a must! This playful sampler blends classic styling with clever, humorous verses, giving traditional Halloween a fresh and fun twist.

The pattern stitched on 32 ct. Lugana with DMC and Gentle Arts floss. The stitch count is 140 x 138 with a finished size of 8.75" x 8.63".

CawCawPhony - Cross Stitch Pattern
by BAD Stitch

$10.00  Sale $8.49
Relieve your stress by screaming like this bird! The bird is fashioned after a magpie, using standard DMC floss and easy to finish in a 5x7 frame if stitched on 18 count. The printed pattern is in full color, with colored blocks and symbols.

Stitch count is 76w x 116h.
Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a great saying for any hunting enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... Hunting and Take Naps! Included in chart are five beverages and also five color combinations for you to choose from. Licensed artwork... Read more about I Just Want To Drink, Hunt, and Nap - Cross Stitch Pattern
Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a great saying for any gambling enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... Gamble and Take Naps! Included in chart are five beverages and also five color combinations for you to choose from. Licensed artwork... Read more about I Just Want To Drink, Gamble, and Nap - Cross Stitch Pattern

What The Elf - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders

$4.50  Sale $3.82
Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a Fun Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design! Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 114w x 120h.
Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring an absolutely great DOG Saying / Phrase! Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Thank You For Feeding Me And Picking Up My Poo. Perfect for any home with dogs!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 117w x 139h.
Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring five happy funny frog designs. Each design is 35 stitches wide by 35 stitches high. Great as magnets or ornaments. These are a fun stitch whether stitched on fabric, plastic canvas, perforated paper or on their matching wood blanks!

... Read more about Happy Funny Frogs Rounded Squared - Cross Stitch Pattern
UGLINESS CAN BE FIXED. STUPIDITY IS FOREVER. guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 109... Read more about Sassy Threads - Ugliness - Cross Stitch Pattern
IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME. NOT EVERYONE HAS GOOD TASTE. guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads.... Read more about Sassy Threads - It's Okay - Cross Stitch Pattern
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO LEAVE ME ALONE guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 109 stitches... Read more about Sassy Threads - It's A Beautiful Day - Cross Stitch
I'M NOT WEIRD I'M LIMITED EDITION guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 109 stitches... Read more about Sassy Threads - I'm Not Weird - Cross Stitch Pattern

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