Sale On Funny

CSW-042
I Just Want To Drink, Hunt, and Nap - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  Sale $595
Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a great saying for any hunting enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... Hunting and Take Naps! Included in chart are five beverages and also five color combinations for you to choose from. Licensed artwork... Read more
HD-237
Turnip the Beet - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design
$10.00  Sale $799
Add to Wishlist
"Lettuce turnip the beet peas" Model stitched on either 32 Ct. White Belfast or 32 Ct. Chalkboard Black (DMC 08 not used on Chalkboard Black) using DMC floss. Stitch Count 80x80. Design Size: 5" x 5".
IO-126
Old People - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  Sale $552
Add to Wishlist
Don't Make Old People Mad - we don't like being old in the first place so it doesn't take much to piss us off! And yes, I can say this because I am old!!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 70w x 87h.
IO-169
Retired - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  Sale $552
Add to Wishlist
What DO you call a person who's happy on Monday - well, retired seems a fitting term.

Pattern is stitched on 14 count White Aida using DMC or Anchor threads. Stitch count is 91 x 91.Anchor thread:ANC0229 is also needed. We do not carry.
IO-191
Some Days - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$7.00  Sale $595
Add to Wishlist
I suspect it doesn't matter your age - this can apply almost anytime you're in the double digits.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 103w x 130h.
IO-196
Cleaning Fairy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$7.00  Sale $595
Add to Wishlist
Yup, happened at my house. And there was apparently a whole army of dust bunnies.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 96w x 91h.
IO-221
Sit on the Floor - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  Sale $552
Add to Wishlist
I must admit, I have to remind myself of that pretty often - because, without a plan, I'm sorta stuck. "Note to self, do not sit on the floor without a plan on how to get up"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 98 x 115.
IO-224
Good Grief - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  Sale $552
Add to Wishlist
Well this describes me perfectly. It can almost be looking at me and I still can't find it. "When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it. Good grief"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 90 x 91.
IO-320
So Much to Do - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  Sale $552
Add to Wishlist
Pretty much says it all -

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 93w x 94h.
IOCS1170
Chili Pepper Sayings - Clear Stamp
by Impression Obsession
$13.00  Sale $1000
Add to Wishlist
Clear stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the spicy phrases "Some like it hot", "Hello-peno", "Hot stuff", "Haba great day", "Keep calm and chili on", "I've got the hots for you", ""Just chili-in", "You're so spicy",... Read more
20-3020
If You Fall - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Keslyn's
$15.00  Sale $1199
Add to Wishlist
"You & I are sisters. If you fall, I will always be there to pick you up - after I stop laughing!" Model stitched one over two on 28 Ct. Vintage Cashel using French Blue Dark Silk N Colors. Stitch Count: 216H x 119W. Design Size: 15.42" x 8.50"
20784-21
Jungle Paradise Monstera - Funny Monkey - Quilt Fabric
by Stacy Iest Hsu for Moda
$12.00  Sale $959 per yard
Add to Wishlist
21-2394
Humorous Halloween 4 Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$12.00  Sale $959
Add to Wishlist
Model stitched on 14 ct. Aida in Natural Brown using DMC threads. Stitch count for Dead & Breakfast Inn is 45 x 61, Stay for a Bite 43 x 62, Get Sheet Faced 45 x 62, Boo Ya 42 x 58.
22-1669
Bee Still My Heart - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Heartstring Samplery
$12.00  Sale $959
Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Heartstring Samplery featuring a stitch mat and a needle book with the theme "Bee still my heart"!

Stitch counts:
- Stitch mat: 143w x 88h
- Needle book: 123w x 68h
22-1729
Chocolate! - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Xs And Ohs
$12.00  Sale $959
Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from X's and Oh's featuring a bunny eating chocolate and the phrase "Chocolate...is God's way of saying he likes us a little chubby".

Model stitched on 14 ct lavender sunset aida using DMC or Anchor threads. Stitch count is 136 x 106.
22-1783
Dear Santa - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Keslyn's
$14.50  Sale $1159
Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Keslyn's featuring a letter to Santa
Model stitched on 28 ct. White Lugana using DMC thread. Stitch count: 120w x 99h
LBL-025
Envious - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lucy Beam Love in Stitches
$12.00  Sale $959
Add to Wishlist
Cross Stitch pattern from Lucy Beam Love in Stitches featuring the phrase "Pray for me. I'm envious"!

The model was stitched on 36ct. Tiramisu Opal from Under The Sea using Gentle Art threads. Stitch count is 95 x 92.
LBL-026
Bitter - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lucy Beam Love in Stitches
$12.00  Sale $959
Add to Wishlist
Cross Stitch pattern from Lucy Beam Love in Stitches featuring the phrase "Pray for me. I'm bitter"!

The model was stitched on 36ct. Tiramisu Opal from Under The Sea; we do not carry, using Gentle Art threads listed. Stitch count is 88 x 96.
MBT111
Very Faint Line, A - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$7.99  Sale $639
Add to Wishlist
"The line is very faint between hobby and mental illness." Model stitched on 28 Ct. Ivory Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss and Just Another Button Company buttons (4483S, 1171S, 3361, 3369M, 3387). Stitch Count: 48W x 83H.
24-2169
Bad Snow Day - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sister Lou Stitches
$14.50  Sale $1159
Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Sister Lou Stitches featuring a snowman having a really bad time at the beach..."It's a bad , bad day to be a snowman"!

Pattern is stitched on 18 ct Let's Build a Snowman from The Slovak Farm using DMC, Classic Colorworks, and Gentle Arts threads. Stitch count is 100 x 100.
37136-22
Funny Valentine Circles Champagne - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
Add to Wishlist
Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!
37136-23
Funny Valentine Circles Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
Add to Wishlist
Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!
37136-24
Funny Valentine Circles Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
Add to Wishlist
Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!
37144-25
Funny Valentine Hearts Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
Add to Wishlist
Quilt Fabric featuring floral hearts surrounded by polka dots!
37145-16
Funny Valentine Big Dots Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
Add to Wishlist
Quilt Fabric featuring large polka dots!
37146-11
Funny Valentine Stripe Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
Add to Wishlist
Quilt Fabric featuring fun stripes!
37146-16
Funny Valentine Stripe Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
Add to Wishlist
Quilt Fabric featuring fun stripes!
37146-25
Funny Valentine Stripe Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
Add to Wishlist
Quilt Fabric featuring fun stripes!
37148-31
Funny Valentine Tiny Champagne White - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
Add to Wishlist
Quilt Fabric featuring small hearts!
AMK-173
I Have Wi-Fi - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Artmishka
$5.40 to $6.94
Sale $485 to $590
Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "I don't need you, I have WIFI"!

Model stitched on 14 or 16 ct Aida on the color of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 71w x 79h. Designed by Anna Gutova.
BAD-014
CawCawPhony - Cross Stitch Pattern
by BAD Stitch
$10.00  Sale $849
Add to Wishlist
Relieve your stress by screaming like this bird! The bird is fashioned after a magpie, using standard DMC floss and easy to finish in a 5x7 frame if stitched on 18 count. The printed pattern is in full color, with colored blocks and symbols.

Stitch count is 76w x 116h.
BT-XMS38
Lay a Little Egg - Margaret Sherry - Cross Stitch Kit
by Bothy Threads
$33.00  Sale $2639
Add to Wishlist
This circular design from Margaret Sherry features "Check, chick, chick, chick, chicken....lay a little egg for me" around the edges with a chicken and hatching eggs in the middle.

The kit includes 14 Ct. White Aida, pre-sorted stranded cotton, a clear chart and instructions. Finished size: 6.8" diameter
BT-XMS39
Spring Chicken - Margaret Sherry - Cross Stitch Kit
by Bothy Threads
$34.00  Sale $2718
Add to Wishlist
This circular design from Margaret Sherry features "Inside every older person is a younger one trying to figure out what happened" around the edges with a chicken in the middle.

The kit includes 14 Ct. White Aida, pre-sorted stranded cotton, a clear chart and instructions. Finished size: 6.8" diameter
PER-929715
Doing Nothing - Cross Stitch Kit
by Permin
$35.00  Sale $2807
Add to Wishlist
"It may look like I'm doing nothing but in my head I'm quite busy." Kit includes 14 count White Aida, threads, needle and instructions. Hoop included in kit. Finished Size: 8"
08-1774
Housework Never Killed Anyone - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$6.00  Sale $479
Add to Wishlist
Model stitched on 32ct. lambswool linen using Weeks Dye Works and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Stitch count: 109w x 45h.
09-2029
Life's Journey - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bobbie G Designs
$6.00  Sale $479
Add to Wishlist
"Life's journey is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting holy cow what a ride".
Model stitched on 14 Ct. White Aida with DMC floss.
Stitch Count: 84W x 144H. Design Size: 6" x 11"
14-1058
My Funny Valentine - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Heartstring Samplery
$10.00  Sale $799
Add to Wishlist
"My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine, you make me smile with my heart. Stay little Valentine stay." Model stitched on 36 Ct. Sand Linen by Picture This Plus with Gentle Art Sampler threads.
Stitch Count: 125x333. Design Size: 7" x 19"
RL1323
Funny Penguins - Cross Stitch Kit
by Riolis
$27.52  Sale $2298
Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch kit from Riolis featuring four baby penguin chicks! This package contains 14 count white Zweigart Aida fabric, Safil wool/acrylic yarn in twenty colors, one needle, instructions and color chart. Design: Funny Penguins. Finished Size: 15.75x9.75 inches.
ROMY-037
Stabby Squirrel - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Romy's Creations
$12.00  Sale $959
Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring a spicy squirrel stabbing fabric with a needle!

Pattern is stitched on 32 count hand dyed linen with DMC and Romy's Creations threads. Stitch count is 67 x 69.

In addition to DMC and threads listed, Romy's Threads are also required: Barbara's Pumpkin, Tuscan Experience, Scarlet, Brown Sugar and Charcoal.
ROMY-038
Nurse Ratched - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Romy's Creations
$12.00  Sale $959
Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring a nurse who is also a rat!

Pattern is stitched on 32 count Belfast linen vintage country mocha by Zweigart with Romy's Creations threads. Stitch count is 40 x 73.
CLP-ET10
Crunchy Taco - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
Add to Wishlist
28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "Crunchy Tacos, not Abs" with a taco wearing a mustache.
CLP-ET12
Sorry What - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
Add to Wishlist
28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "I'm Sorry for what I said when I was hungry".
CLP-ET14
Have Cake - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
Add to Wishlist
28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "Have your cake and eat it two".
CLP-ET3
Life's Short - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
Add to Wishlist
28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "Life is short, lick the bowl".
CLP-ET4
Wine Therapy - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
Add to Wishlist
28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "Wine is cheaper than therapy".
CLP-ET6
Homemade - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
Add to Wishlist
28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "Homemade with love".
CLP-ET7
Don't Be A - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
Add to Wishlist
28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "Don't be such a prick" with an image of a Cactus.
CLP-ET8
Margarita - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
Add to Wishlist
28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "This Senorita needs a Margarita".


1  2