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Sassy Threads - Ugliness - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  $665
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UGLINESS CAN BE FIXED. STUPIDITY IS FOREVER. guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 109... Read more
Sassy Threads - It's A Beautiful Day - Cross Stitch Patt
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  $665
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IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO LEAVE ME ALONE guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 109 stitches... Read more
Sassy Threads Born To Argue - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  $665
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BORN TO ARGUE guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 109 stitches wide by 160 stitches high.... Read more
Sassy Threads - Be Happy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  $665
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BE HAPPY IT DRIVES PEOPLE CRAZY guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 109 stitches wide by 160... Read more
A Funny Little Sampler - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Shakespeare's Peddler
$12.00  $1079
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Pattern by Shakespeare's Peddler featuring a beautiful sampler design inspired by an old painting with lots of personality.

Pattern is stitched on 40 ct. Natural linen with DMC floss. The stitch count is 152 x 94 and the finished size is 7.8" x 4.7".
Sassy Threads - It's Okay - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  $665
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IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME. NOT EVERYONE HAS GOOD TASTE. guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads.... Read more
Sassy Threads - I'm Not Weird - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  $665
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I'M NOT WEIRD I'M LIMITED EDITION guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 109 stitches... Read more
Sassy Threads - Eye Rolling - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  $665
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EYE ROLLING IS MY CARDIO guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 109 stitches wide by 160... Read more
Sassy Threads II - Sarcasm Level - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  $665
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SARCASM LEVEL EXPERT guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 140 stitches wide by 99 stitches... Read more
Sassy Threads II - Looks Aren't Everything - Cross Stitc
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  $665
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LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING BUT I HAVE THEM JUST IN CASE guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is... Read more
Sassy Threads II - I'm Just A Person - Cross Stitch Patt
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  $665
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I'M JUST A PERSON STANDING IN FRONT OF A SALAD ASKING IT TO BE A DONUT guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC... Read more
Sassy Threads II - I Eat Cake - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  $665
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I EAT CAKE BECAUSE IT'S SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY SOMEWHERE guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch... Read more
Sassy Threads II - I Don't Like - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  $665
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I DON'T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE. OR PEOPLE. OR MORNINGS. guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is... Read more
Sassy Threads II - Come To The Dark Side - Cross Stitch
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  $665
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COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 140 stitches wide... Read more
Sassy Threads II - Be A Stiletto - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  $665
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BE A STILETTO IN A ROOM OF FLATS guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 140 stitches wide by 99... Read more
Floss Chicken - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Noteworthy Needle
$8.00  $719
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In the battle of Floss Chicken, sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. An obvious loss on the final letter.

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct. raw linen with DMC floss. The stitch count is 98 x 66 and the finished size is 6.13" x 4.13".
Things I Learned Growing Up #2 - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$10.00  $899
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring lessons learned while growing up. This pattern includes 2 sayings with the top heading included.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 225 x 51. Finished size is 16.07" x 3.64".
Things I Learned Growing Up #3 - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$10.00  $899
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring lessons learned while growing up. This pattern includes 2 sayings with the top heading included.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. DMC 3890 and 3891 not listed. Stitch count is 225 x 51. Finished size is 16.07" x 3.64".
Kitty Glitter - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$10.00  $899
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring a purr-fect design for a cat lover, the words "It's not cat hair, it's kitty glitter".

Stitched on 14 ct. Lavender Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 85 x 99 and the finished size is 6.07" x 7.07".
Deja Poo - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
$9.00  $854
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This cross stitch pattern from Dirty Annie's Southern Style says "Deja Poo - a feeling that one has see or heard this crap before."

The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Shadow linen from Picture This Plus with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 70x70. Finished size: 4.37" x 4.37".
Things I Learned Growing Up #1 - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$10.00  $899
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring lessons learned while growing up. This pattern includes 2 sayings with the top heading included.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. DMC 3890 and 3891 not listed. Stitch count is 225 x 99. Finished size is 16.07" x 6.86".
Funny Valentine Postage Champagne - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring postage stamps to put on your Valentines!
5 stars out of 5
Flying Lesson - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
$13.00  $1169
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Model stitched on 18 ct. Aida "Hazelwood" by Fiber on a Whim using DMC thread. Stitch count is 78 x 125.
5 stars out of 5
Coffee Drinker's Confession - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Heartstring Samplery
$10.00  $899
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"I don't have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without coffee."

Model stitched one thread over two on 40 Ct. Wren using Weeks Dye Works, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, and Classic Colorworks. Stitch Count: 150W x 70H. Finished Size: 8" x 4"
Size Matters - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
$13.00  $1234
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Your cowboy will be pleased as punch when you stitch this one up for him!

Model was stitched on 32ct Mudders Milk linen from Lapin Loops using Weeks Dye Works and Classic Colorworks threads. Stitch count is 93 x 96.
5 stars out of 5
Antidepressants - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Twin Peak Primitives
$7.00  $629
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The model stitched on 32 ct Grey from Weeks Dye Works. Stitch count is 46w X 75h. Finished size is 2.88" x 4.69".
5 stars out of 5
My Stitching Time - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Waxing Moon Designs
$8.00  $719
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"My stitching time is sometimes for your sanity, remember that."

Model stitched over two on 32 Ct. Azure Blue Lugana using Weeks Dye Works. Stitch Count: 83W x 84H. Design Size: 5 1/8" x 5 1/4"
5 stars out of 5
Loads Of Fun (Laundry Company 2) - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design
$9.00  $809
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(2nd in the series) Model stitched over two threads on 32 Ct. White Belfast linen using DMC floss. (includes bonus pattern) Stitch count for Loads of fun: 63x91. Design Size: 4" x 6" Stitch count for Bonus Chart: 200x22. Design Size: 13" x 2" Collect all 3 charts in The Laundry... Read more
5 stars out of 5
Sew Tweet - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Luminous Fiber Arts
$8.00  $719
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Model stitched on 32 Ct. Macchiato Linen using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 51W x 63H and the finished size is 3.19" x 3.94".
5 stars out of 5
Warm Winter Wishes - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern
by Waxing Moon Designs
$8.00  $719
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A snowman and his penguin friend warm themselves on a cold Winter night!

Model stitched on 28 Ct. Antique Blue Jobelan with Gentle Art Sampler Threads. Stitch Count: 86H x 85W. Design Size: 7" x 7"
5 stars out of 5
Housework Never Killed Anyone - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$6.00  $485 to $539
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Model stitched on 32ct. lambswool linen using Weeks Dye Works and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Stitch count: 109w x 45h.
5 stars out of 5
Drive a Stick - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
$6.00  $539
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"Yes, I can drive a stick." Model stitched on 30 Ct. Lilac linen by Weeks Dye Works with Sullivan's floss. Stitch Count: 80H x 58W.
Welcome To Our Coop - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with chickens and chicks that reads "Welcome to our coop, we're all cluckin crazy here".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 141 x 53 and the finished size is 10.1" x 3.8"
What Is A Teacher? - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design describing how great a teacher is with the description, "Teacher (n) Tee-Cher: A multi-tasking educational rockstar who lives to inspire and loves to encourage, they're kind of a big deal".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 140 and the finished size is 11.9" x 10"
Shenanigans - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern that reads "Prone to Shenanigans and Malarkey".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 86 and the finished size is 10" x 6.1".
New Shoes - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a high heel and the words "Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 135 and the finished size is 9.9" x 9.6".
Fall - Halloween Puns - Cross Stitch Pattern
by AuryTm
$20.00  $1799
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Fall means Halloween and Halloween is a must! This playful sampler blends classic styling with clever, humorous verses, giving traditional Halloween a fresh and fun twist.

The pattern stitched on 32 ct. Lugana with DMC and Gentle Arts floss. The stitch count is 140 x 138 with a finished size of 8.75" x 8.63".
Good Moms - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a hand mixer and the words "Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 131 x 123 and the finished size is 9.4" x 8.8".
Define Naughty - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Christmas pattern that reads " Dear Santa, Define Naughty".

Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 107 x 74 and the finished size is 7.6" x 5.3".
Senility Prayer - Christian Cross Stitch Pattern
by Joan Elliott
$1149 to $1399
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Pattern by Joan Elliot featuring the prayer "God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway. The good fortune to run into the ones I do. And the eyesight to know the difference".

Stitched on 14 count Aida using DMC floss. Stitch count: 101W x 129H and the finished size is 7" x 9".
It Takes A Village - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$9.00  $809
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Parenting humor at its best, because where is that village when you need it? A lighthearted stitch for anyone who's ever felt outnumbered by a toddler!

Stitched on 14ct. White Aida using DMC Floss. Stitch count: 110w x 130h. Finished size is 7.9" x 9.3".
Funny Valentine Pets Ballerina - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring a dog and cat exchanging valentines!
Funny Valentine Mushroom Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!
Funny Valentine Mushroom Ballerina - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!
Funny Valentine Berry Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!
Funny Valentine Berry Blush - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!
Funny Valentine Berry Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!
Funny Valentine Postage Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring postage stamps to put on your Valentines!


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