Funny Cross Stitch Patterns

	Do What Your Wife Said - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern by Lizzie Kate $5.00 $404 Add to Wishlist
"If at first you don't succeed do what your wife said!" Model stitched over two threads on 32 count Lambswool linen with Weeks Dye Works thread, and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Stitch count is 127W x 33H.

	Is It Too Late? - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern by Lizzie Kate $6.00 Sale $431 Add to Wishlist
A message to Santa: "Is it too late to be good?" Model stitched over two threads on 28 Ct. Cappuccino Country French Linen with Weeks Dye Works. Stitch Count: 39W x 81H.

	Housework Never Killed Anyone - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern by Lizzie Kate $6.00 $485 Add to Wishlist
Model stitched on 32ct. lambswool linen using Weeks Dye Works and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Stitch count: 109w x 45h.

	I Have Wi-Fi - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern by Artmishka $5.40 Sale $485 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "I don't need you, I have WIFI"! Model stitched on 14 or 16 ct Aida on the color of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 71w x 79h. Designed by Anna Gutova.