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"I have a warped sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use it." Model stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Antique White Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 95W x 63H.

Meet the final installment of my seasonal pillow puns, Winter Puns! Embrace the magic of winter (or daydreaming for tropical weather) by stitching these adorable snowmen. "Go with the snow" "License to chill"

Stitched on 32ct Raw Natural Linen by Zweigart using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 60W x 60H each.

Fall means Halloween and Halloween is a must! This playful sampler blends classic styling with clever, humorous verses, giving traditional Halloween a fresh and fun twist.

The pattern stitched on 32 ct. Lugana with DMC and Gentle Arts floss. The stitch count is 140 x 138 with a finished size of 8.75" x 8.63".

Make a splash into summer with the fourth installment of the pillow puns series! This pattern will shore-ly create a sunny smile on your face when you grab a needle and thread to stitch it!

The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32ct Belfast Raw Natural linen by Zweigart with The Gentle Arts, Classic Colorworks and Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 60W x 60H.

Creep into Halloween with the next installment of my Pillow Puns series, Halloween Puns II. These smalls are the perfect addition to add a touch of eerie charm to your Halloween decor. "Creep it real" "Bone to be wild"

Stitched on 32ct Raw Natural Linen by Zweigart using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 60W x 60H each.

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pun design with the words "Life is a Peach and then you Pie".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 137 x 136 and the finished size is 9.8" x 9.7".

Hop into Spring with the next installment in my Pillow Puns series. This to dye for pattern is sure to make you be hoppy while stitching it!

Stitched on: 32ct Raw Natural Linen by Zweigart using Weeks Dye Works threads. DMC conversion included. Stitch Count: 60W x 60H

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a sweet looking home with a the words "Home is where those F****** Ain't".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 128 and the finished size is 11.4" x 9.1".

Cross stitch pattern from SamBrie Stitches Designs featuring a home with the phrase "A house is made of walls and beams. A home is built with love and dreams"!

Pattern is stitched on 18 ct using DMC floss. Stitch count is 117 x 141.

Cross stitch pattern from Stitching With The Housewives featuring a cute design that reads "A house is made with bricks and beams. A home is made of love and dreams".

Model stitched on 28 count black Monaco with Classic Colorworks floss (DMC conversion included). The stitch count is 111 x 140 and the finished size is approx. 8" x 10".

"Home is the nicest word there is." Model stitched over 2 threads on 30 ct. Lambswool linen with Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch Count: 70W x 70H.

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cactus with the words "Go Climb A Cactus".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 96 and the finished size is 7.9" x 6.9".

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Easter pattern with an egg being dyed and the words "Prepare to Dye".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 103 and the finished size is 9.9" x 7.4".

The Tea House is the first in the new Home Town Neighborhood series by Lori Holt of Bee in My Bonnet Co. There's no place like your cozy corner to happily stitch the Tea House while sipping a nice cup of tea. With a quote from Jane Austen, this lovely piece pays tribute to the comforts of home. Get... Read more about Home Town Neighborhood Tea House - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a taco with the funny words "Every now and then I fall apart".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 115 x 171 and the finished size is 8.2" x 12.2".

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "Lake Life, 'cuz beaches be salty".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 158 x 160 and the finished size is 11.3" x 11.4".

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "It's all S**** and giggles until someone giggles and S****" with a roll of toilet paper.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 194 and the finished size is 9.9" x 13.9".

Cross stitch pattern from Stitches And Style featuring a home with the phrase "Home is the nicest word there is"!

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct linen using Romy's Creations threads. Stitch count is 52 x 193.

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with house plants and the words "Easily Distracted By Plants".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 127 and the finished size is 9.9" x 9.1".

Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "Home Sweet Home".

Model stitched on 28 count linen of your choice, two strands over 2 threads of fabric, using DMC floss. Stitch count is 172w x 173h. Designed by Anna Gutova.

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a pumpkin with the words "Fall is my second favorite F word".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 102 x 119 and the finished size is 7.3" x 8.5".

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with a ball mason jar and the words "Grab your balls, it's canning season".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 182 and the finished size is 10" x 13".

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a yellow flower border with the words "Suck It Up Buttercup" in script in the center.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 209 x 153 and the finished size is 14.9" x 10.9".