Housework Never Killed Anyone
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Suggested Fabric

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1× 32 Count Lambswool Linen Fabric 13x18

Suggested Threads

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1× Weeks Dye Works - Eggplant #1317 Purple

1× Weeks Dye Works - Honeysuckle #1108 Yellow

1× Weeks Dye Works - Scuppernong #2196 Green

1× Sampler Threads - Baby Spinach Green

1× Sampler Threads - Briar Rose Pink

1× Sampler Threads - Old Brick Red

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1× DMC 3740 Six Strand Floss - Dark Antique Violet Purple

1× DMC 745 Six Strand Floss - Light Pale Yellow

1× DMC 3052 Six Strand Floss - Medium Green Gray

1× DMC 937 Six Strand Floss - Medium Avocado Green

1× DMC 3802 Six Strand Floss - Very Dark Antique Mauve Purple

1× DMC 223 Six Strand Floss - Light Shell Pink

Designer: Lizzie Kate
Item: 08-1774-PDF
Type: Cross Stitch Patterns

Model stitched on 32ct. lambswool linen using Weeks Dye Works and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Stitch count: 109w x 45h.

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from United States on 03/20/2026 - Awesome Pattern
This pattern is a very quick stitch and super cute.

from United States on 12/28/2024 - Fun pattern
easy to stitch, really fun. And true, of course. Good price.

from United States on 04/15/2022 - I hate house work
I love the pattern it spoke to me about how much I hate housework. But I do it anyway. The pattern is going to be fun to do . Thanks for having it in stock,

from United States on 04/15/2022 - I hate house work
I love the pattern it spoke to me about how much I hate housework. But I do it anyway. The pattern is going to be fun to do . Thanks for having it in stock,

from United States on 03/12/2016 - Fun Piece!
So fun to work on! Lizzie Kate designs are great for a beginner or an accomplished stitcher! This project went quickly and smoothly. I substituted several colors to compliment my decor.

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