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Housework Never Killed Anyone
PDF Cross Stitch Pattern

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Designer: Lizzie Kate
Item: 08-1774-PDF
Type: Cross Stitch Patterns

Model stitched on 32ct. lambswool linen using Weeks Dye Works and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Stitch count: 109w x 45h.

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5 stars out of 5 from United States Tiny United States flag on 03/20/2026 - Awesome Pattern
This pattern is a very quick stitch and super cute.

5 stars out of 5 from United States Tiny United States flag on 12/28/2024 - Fun pattern
easy to stitch, really fun. And true, of course. Good price.

5 stars out of 5 from United States Tiny United States flag on 04/15/2022 - I hate house work
I love the pattern it spoke to me about how much I hate housework. But I do it anyway. The pattern is going to be fun to do . Thanks for having it in stock,

5 stars out of 5 from United States Tiny United States flag on 04/15/2022 - I hate house work
I love the pattern it spoke to me about how much I hate housework. But I do it anyway. The pattern is going to be fun to do . Thanks for having it in stock,

5 stars out of 5 from United States Tiny United States flag on 03/12/2016 - Fun Piece!
So fun to work on! Lizzie Kate designs are great for a beginner or an accomplished stitcher! This project went quickly and smoothly. I substituted several colors to compliment my decor.


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