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Follow Your Heart - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
$12.00  $1079
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Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring the sentiment "Follow your heart but take your stitching with you"!

Model stitched on 18ct Aida using a mixture of DMC and Weeks Dye Works thread. Stitch count is 80w x 80h and the finished size is 4.44" x 4.44".
Your Issues - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
$10.00  Sale $799
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Sue Hillis pattern with the saying "Please cancel my subscription to your issues!"

Model stitched on 32ct Toasted Coconut by Colour and Cotton or a warm neutral beige of you choice using DMC or Sullivans thread. Stitch count: 110w x 102h. Stitch on fabric of your choice.
Underestimate Me - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$7.00  $629
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This design by Imaginating features a woman with a smirk and the text "Go ahead. Underestimate me. This will be fun."

Model stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC thread. Stitch count: 118w x 95h.
Chocolate! - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Xs And Ohs
$12.00  Sale $959
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Cross stitch pattern from X's and Oh's featuring a bunny eating chocolate and the phrase "Chocolate...is God's way of saying he likes us a little chubby".

Model stitched on 14 ct lavender sunset aida using DMC or Anchor threads. Stitch count is 136 x 106.
Fowl Language - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Meridian Designs For Cross Stitch
$9.00  Sale $719
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Cross stitch pattern from Meridian Designs featuring a chicken and rooster with the phrase "Fluent in foul language"!
Model stitched on 32 ct. 'Amaryllis' Belfast from Under the Sea fabrics using DMC thread. Stitch count is 63 x 81.
Keep Looking Up - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Meridian Designs For Cross Stitch
$11.00  $989
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Cross stitch pattern from Meridian Designs featuring a dinosaurs watching a meteor fall from the sky with the phrase "Keep looking up"!
Model stitched on 32 ct. Freya Belfast using DMC thread. Stitch count is 100 x 99.
All You Need Is Love - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$10.00  $899
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"All you need is love and chocolate!!" Model stitched over 2 threads on 27 Ct. Cream linen (or similar) with Gentle Art Sampler threads, Weeks Dye Works floss and DMC. Stitch count: 45 x 101H.
We're Not Gossiping - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$10.00  $899
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Pattern from Lizzie Kate that says "We're not gossiping, we're networking!" Stitched on 27ct Cream Northern Cross linen with Gentle Arts, Weeks Dye Works, and DMC threads. DMC and Anchor conversions for hand-dyed threads provided. Teal button included. Stitch count: 44w x 101h.
Do What Your Wife Said - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$5.00  Sale $359 to $449
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"If at first you don't succeed do what your wife said!" Model stitched over two threads on 32 count Lambswool linen with Weeks Dye Works thread, and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Stitch count is 127W x 33H.
Eat the Chocolate - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$7.99  Sale $639
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"4 out of 5 voices in my head say...eat the chocolate!" Variations included for "eat the cupcake", "eat the cookie", and "eat the snack."

Model stitched on 28 Ct. Ice Blue Lugana with Gentle Art Sampler Threads. Stitch Count: 69W x 67H. Finished size is 4.93 in wide X 4.79 in high.
Dog Hair - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$799
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"Dog Hair....just another specialty fiber!" Model stitched on 28 Ct. Mushroom Lugana with Weeks Dye Works and DMC. Stitch Count: 77W x 59H. Buttons from Just Another Button Company sold separately.
All About Me - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$799
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"It IS all about me!" Model stitched on 32 Ct. Antique White Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss and shown with buttons from Just Another Button Company. Stitch Count: 89W x 57H.
Dog Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$799
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"Just one dog short of crazy" Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Lambswool Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss (or DMC floss 165, 640, 838, 535, 312, 815, 3345, 3045). Stitch Count: 71W x 71H. Design Size: 5" x 5"
Sarcasm is My Love Language - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$7.99  Sale $719
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Model stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Queen Anne's Lace Jobelan with Classic Colorworks floss. Stitch Count: 67W x 67H. Finished size: 4" x 4".
Very Faint Line, A - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$799
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"The line is very faint between hobby and mental illness." Model stitched on 28 Ct. Ivory Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss and Just Another Button Company buttons (4483S, 1171S, 3361, 3369M, 3387). Stitch Count: 48W x 83H.
Green Thumb 4-Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$12.00  Sale $959
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring the silly phrases "You grow girl", "Gardening is dirt cheap", "Crazy plant lady" and "Sometimes I wet my plants"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Lemon Chiffon Aida using DMC floss. Stitch counts are 53... Read more
Shuts A Door - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$7.00  $629
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Cross Stitch pattern from Imaginating featuring the phrase "When life shuts a door, open it again, it's a door. That's how it works"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Black Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 100w x 128h.
Bad Snow Day - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sister Lou Stitches
$14.50  Sale $1159
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Cross stitch pattern from Sister Lou Stitches featuring a snowman having a really bad time at the beach..."It's a bad , bad day to be a snowman"!

Pattern is stitched on 18 ct Let's Build a Snowman from The Slovak Farm using DMC, Classic Colorworks, and Gentle Arts threads. Stitch count is 100 x 100.
Dsyfunctional - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$9.00  Sale $719
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Cross stitch pattern from Imaginating featuring the phrase "Let's put the fun back in dysfunctional"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 81w x 114h. Finished size is 5.79" x 8.14".
Ex People Person - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$9.00  $809
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For the social butterfly who's gracefully retired her wings. This cheeky pattern features the phrase "I used to be a people person but people ruined it for me"-complete with a no-nonsense lady throwing up the universal "nope" hands. Whether you're stitching for yourself or a... Read more
Funny Valentine Circles Champagne - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!
Funny Valentine Circles Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!
Funny Valentine Circles Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!
Funny Valentine Pets Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring a dog and cat exchanging valentines!
Funny Valentine - Fat Quarter Bundle
by Lizzy House for Moda
$160.00  $14399
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Fat Quarter Bundle featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 29 Cuts: 37140-16, 37140-20, 37140-25, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12, 37145-16,... Read more
Funny Valentine - Jelly Roll
by Lizzy House for Moda
$52.00  Sale $4159
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Jelly Roll featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 40 Cuts: 37140-16*, 37140-20*, 37140-25*, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12*, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12*, 37145-16*,... Read more
Funny Valentine - Layer Cake
by Lizzy House for Moda
$52.00  Sale $4159
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Layer Cake featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 42 Cuts: 37140-16*, 37140-20*, 37140-25*, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12*, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12*, 37145-16*,... Read more
Funny Valentine Mushroom Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!
Funny Valentine Mushroom Ballerina - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!
Funny Valentine Mushroom Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!
Funny Valentine Berry Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!
Funny Valentine Berry Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!
Funny Valentine Postage Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring postage stamps to put on your Valentines!
Funny Valentine Hearts Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring floral hearts surrounded by polka dots!
Funny Valentine Big Dots Champagne - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring large polka dots!
Funny Valentine Big Dots Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring large polka dots!
Funny Valentine Stripe Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring fun stripes!
Good Morning - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Amy Bruecken Designs
$14.00  $1259
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Cross stitch pattern from Amy Bruecken Designs featuring the phrase "Here we go again. I mean...Good Morning"!

Model stitched on Picture This Plus 28 count Heartland using Weeks Dye Works thread. Stitch count is 80 x 191.
I Have Wi-Fi - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Artmishka
$5.40 to $6.94
Sale $485 to $590
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Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "I don't need you, I have WIFI"!

Model stitched on 14 or 16 ct Aida on the color of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 71w x 79h. Designed by Anna Gutova.
You're The Butter To My Bread - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Artmishka
$605 to $849
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Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "You're the butter to my bread"!

Model stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 72W x 61H.

Finished Size:
aida 14 - 14 x 12 cm (5 1/4 x 4 1/2 in)
aida 16 - 12 x 10 cm (4 1/2 x 4 in)
Vicious - Cross Stitch Pattern
by The Artsy Housewife
$14.00  $1259
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Cross stitch pattern from The Artsy Housewife featuring a cheeky cat showing the flower plant who's boss!

Pattern is stitched on 32 Dirty Linen by Zweigart. Stitch count is 129 x 109.
Resting Froggo Face - Cross Stitch Pattern
by BAD Stitch
$6.00  $569
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Resting Froggo Face. This design is beginner friendly, using standard DMC colors. Consider swapping out the celestial elements in the witch hat to DMC etoile or your favorite shiny floss. Finished projects from this design are easily finished in standard embroidery hoops or picture frames. Pattern is printed on one sheet, in full color, front & back.

Stitch count is 50w x 61h.
CawCawPhony - Cross Stitch Pattern
by BAD Stitch
$10.00  Sale $849
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Relieve your stress by screaming like this bird! The bird is fashioned after a magpie, using standard DMC floss and easy to finish in a 5x7 frame if stitched on 18 count. The printed pattern is in full color, with colored blocks and symbols.

Stitch count is 76w x 116h.
Hen Night - Margaret Sherry - Cross Stitch Kit
by Bothy Threads
$42.00  $3779
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This kit from Bothy Threads was designed by Margaret Sherry and features 4 colorful hens enjoying cocktails on a girls' night out!

The complete kit includes 14 Ct. white aida, threads, needle, clear chart and instructions. Finished size: 14" x 7.2"
Dirty Dishes - Cross Stitch Pattern
by New York Dreamer
$12.00  $1079
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This cute design from the kitchen by New York Dreamer says "The dishes are looking at me dirty again."

The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Kenneth from Grace Notes Fabric with Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch Count: 114 x 86. Finished size: 7.12" x 5.37"
Thrills & Spills - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Peacock and Fig
$14.00  Clearance $838
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Cross stitch pattern by Peacock & Fig with the saying "I get such a thrill when I clean up your spill...said no one ever!"

Model stitched on 14 count Aida of your choice with DMC threads. Stitch count is 117 wide x 161 high. Finished size: 8 1/2" wide x 11 1/2" high
Doing Nothing - Cross Stitch Kit
by Permin
$35.00  Sale $2807
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"It may look like I'm doing nothing but in my head I'm quite busy." Kit includes 14 count White Aida, threads, needle and instructions. Hoop included in kit. Finished Size: 8"
Drive a Stick - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
$6.00  $539
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"Yes, I can drive a stick." Model stitched on 30 Ct. Lilac linen by Weeks Dye Works with Sullivan's floss. Stitch Count: 80H x 58W.


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