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All You Need Is Love - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$10.00  $899
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"All you need is love and chocolate!!" Model stitched over 2 threads on 27 Ct. Cream linen (or similar) with Gentle Art Sampler threads, Weeks Dye Works floss and DMC. Stitch count: 45 x 101H.
Santa's Helpers - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
$8.00  $719
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Cross stitch pattern from Sue Hillis featuring "Santa's real helpers", aka alcohol!

Stitched on 16/32 Antique white using DMC threads. Stitch count is 67w x 67h. Finished size is 4.8" x 4.8".
Don't Get Your Tinsel In A Tangle - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$6.00  $539
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Model stitched over two threads on 28 count Mushroom Lugana with Weeks Dye Works and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Comes with 3 small red buttons. The stitch count is 70W x 70H.
Funny Valentine Multi - Quilt Panel
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213
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Quilt panel featuring hearts, postage stamps, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines! Panel size is 36" x 44".
Antidepressants - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Twin Peak Primitives
$7.00  $629
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The model stitched on 32 ct Grey from Weeks Dye Works. Stitch count is 46w X 75h. Finished size is 2.88" x 4.69".
Funny Valentine - Charm Pack
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.00  $1169
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Charm Pack featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 42 Cuts: 37140-16*, 37140-20*, 37140-25*, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12*, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12*, 37145-16*,... Read more
Housework Never Killed Anyone - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$6.00  $485 to $539
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Model stitched on 32ct. lambswool linen using Weeks Dye Works and Gentle Arts Sampler Threads. Stitch count: 109w x 45h.
Funny Valentine Pets Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring a dog and cat exchanging valentines!
Yellow Polka Dot Bikweenie - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Plum Street Samplers
$10.00  $899
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Model stitched on 36 Ct. Vintage Homespun using Weeks Dye Works, DMC floss, and Classic Colorworks. Stitch count is 239W x 62H. Finished size is 13.28 in wide X 3.44 in high.
Is It Too Late? - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$6.00  $485 to $539
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A message to Santa: "Is it too late to be good?" Model stitched over two threads on 28 Ct. Cappuccino Country French Linen with Weeks Dye Works. Stitch Count: 39W x 81H.
Funny Valentine Pets Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring a dog and cat exchanging valentines!
Funny Valentine Postage Champagne - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring postage stamps to put on your Valentines!
Funny Valentine Big Dots Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring large polka dots!
Funny Valentine Stripe Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring fun stripes!
Vicious - Cross Stitch Pattern
by The Artsy Housewife
$14.00  $1259
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Cross stitch pattern from The Artsy Housewife featuring a cheeky cat showing the flower plant who's boss!

Pattern is stitched on 32 Dirty Linen by Zweigart. Stitch count is 129 x 109.
We're Not Gossiping - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$10.00  $899
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Pattern from Lizzie Kate that says "We're not gossiping, we're networking!" Stitched on 27ct Cream Northern Cross linen with Gentle Arts, Weeks Dye Works, and DMC threads. DMC and Anchor conversions for hand-dyed threads provided. Teal button included. Stitch count: 44w x 101h.
Fred's Ewenifying Question - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
$13.00  $1169
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Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring an adorable sheep wearing a hand-stitched red sweater with the text "Wool Ewe Be My Neighbor."

Model stitched on "Cornflower" 18-count Aida from Fiber on a Whim using DMC and Weeks Dye Works threads. Stitch count is 67 x 113.
All Are Equal in Death - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Modern Folk Embroidery
$10.50  $996
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Cross stitch pattern from Modern Folkart Embroidery featuring a skeleton and the phrase "Are all equal in death".

Stitched over 2 threads on 32 count linen (or over 1 on 16ct Aida) it would measure approximately 8" by 12" (20.5 by 30.5 cm). It has a total of 6368 crosses.... Read more
Turnip the Beet - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design
$10.00  $899
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"Lettuce turnip the beet peas" Model stitched on either 32 Ct. White Belfast or 32 Ct. Chalkboard Black (DMC 08 not used on Chalkboard Black) using DMC floss. Stitch Count 80x80. Design Size: 5" x 5".
Coffee Drinker's Confession - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Heartstring Samplery
$10.00  $899
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"I don't have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without coffee." MOdel stitched one thread over two on 40 Ct. Wren using Weeks Dye Works, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, and Classic Colorworks (or all DMC 829, 842, 3371 730, 420, 840, 610, 839, 355) Stitch Count: 150W x 70H. Design Size: 8" x 4"
It Takes A Village - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$9.00  $809
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Parenting humor at its best, because where is that village when you need it? A lighthearted stitch for anyone who's ever felt outnumbered by a toddler!

Stitched on 14ct. White Aida using DMC Floss. Stitch count: 110w x 130h. Finished size is 7.9" x 9.3".
You're The Butter To My Bread - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Artmishka
$605 to $849
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Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "You're the butter to my bread"!

Model stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 72W x 61H.

Finished Size:
aida 14 - 14 x 12 cm (5 1/4 x 4 1/2 in)
aida 16 - 12 x 10 cm (4 1/2 x 4 in)
Funny Valentine Circles Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!
Funny Valentine Circles Ballerina - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!
Funny Valentine Pets Ballerina - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring a dog and cat exchanging valentines!
Funny Valentine Mushroom Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!
Funny Valentine Postage Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring postage stamps to put on your Valentines!
Funny Valentine Hearts Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring floral hearts surrounded by polka dots!
Funny Valentine Hearts Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring floral hearts surrounded by polka dots!
Funny Valentine Hearts Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring floral hearts surrounded by polka dots!
Funny Valentine Big Dots Champagne - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring large polka dots!
Funny Valentine Stripe Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring fun stripes!
Funny Valentine Stripe Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring fun stripes!
Funny Valentine Tiny Heart Champagne - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring small hearts!
Funny Valentine Tiny Heart Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring small hearts!
Funny Valentine Tiny Champagne White - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring small hearts!
Writer Of Meowmoirs - Cross Stitch Kit
by Riolis
$36.90  $3320
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Cross stitch kit from Riolis featuring a cat writing about its own life! Meows-merizing!

Kit contains 30 wool/acrylic threads, Zweigart 14ct. white AIDA, chart and needle. Size is 8.25" x 11.75"
The Higher the Hair - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
$11.00  $1049
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The Higher the Hair the closer to Jesus!

Model was stitched on 32 ct linen from Be Stitch me using threads from Classic Colorworks, Colour and Cotton, The Gentle Arts, Weeks and Wisper from Rainbow Gallery. Stitch count is 83 x 54. Finished Size: 4.6 x 3.0.
Ho Ho No - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$7.00  $629
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Cross stitch pattern from Imaginating featuring a cat regretfully hanging onto a Christmas stocking!

Pattern is stitched on 14 count White using DMC threads. Stitch count is 122w x 76h.
Just One More Episode - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Puntini Puntini
$12.00  $1079
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"Just one more episode and other lies I tell myself"

Pattern is stitched on 35 ct Cocoa from Weeks Dye Works using DMC threads. Stitch Count: 103 x 63.
Size Matters - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
$13.00  $1234
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Your cowboy will be pleased as punch when you stitch this one up for him!

Model was stitched on 32ct Mudders Milk linen from Lapin Loops using Weeks Dye Works and Classic Colorworks threads. Stitch count is 93 x 96.
Getting Older - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  $617
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Boy, is this a true statement.... and my body definitely isn't pleased, though I'm thankful for every day!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 83 x 93.
Retired - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  $617
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What DO you call a person who's happy on Monday - well, retired seems a fitting term.

Pattern is stitched on 14 count White Aida using DMC or Anchor threads. Stitch count is 91 x 91.Anchor thread:ANC0229 is also needed. We do not carry.
Old and Wise - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  $617
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Well, I don't know about you, but if you're old, you were probably young and stupid at one time - I sure was. But.... now I'm wise! "The reason I'm old and wise is that God protected me when I was young and stupid"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 89 x 89.
When I Was a Kid - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  $617
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This probably fits most of us... but when we get there, well, maybe being a kid isn't such a bad thing after all.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 95w x 91h.
This Age - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  $617
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Oh yeah. I can attest to the fact that as I get older I can't do all the stuff I used to do or want to do - at least that's true with me. VERY annoying. "I have reached an age where my mind says I can do that! But my body says try it and you'll be sorry"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 94 x 89.
Wonder Years - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$7.00  $665
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At my age, it's sooo easy to 'wonder' where I've put things. Someday to be found, but not necessarily when I'm looking for them. "I've finally reached the wonder years. Wonder where I parked the car. Wonder where I left the phone. Wonder where my glasses are."

Pattern is stitched on 14 count White Aida using Dmc threads. Stitch count is 103 x 116.
Patience Tested - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$7.00  $665
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Well, that would be me for sure!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 107w x 92h.


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