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Arrive Late - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie

$11.00  $10.44
This cross stitch pattern from Dirty Annie's Southern Style features the saying "Better to arrive late than to arrive ugly!"

The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Grandpa's Shop Rag linen from Lapin Loops with Classic Colorworks and Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 120x85. Finished size: 7.5" x 5.3"
5 stars out of 5

Trophy Husband - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie

$9.00  $8.54
Note from designer: My husband was pleased as punch when I designed this chart in his honor and mark my words, Your cowboy will be just as tickled when you stitch this up for him!

Model was stitched on 32ct linen. Stitch count is 63 x 63.

Real Men - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie

$9.00  Sale $7.64
Note from designer: That's right ya'll! Real men have curves! I don't know about you but I prefer my cowboy with a little meat on his bones!

Model was stitched on 32ct Witch Tina linen from Fairy Wool in the Wood. Stitch count is 51 x 60.

Hot Showers - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie

$9.00  $8.54
I take really Hot Showers to avoid burning in Hell!

Model was stitched 2 over 2 on 32ct "Boneyard" Linen from Be Stitch me using threads from Classic Colorworks and Weeks Dye Works

Fun and Games - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie

$15.00  $14.24
Don't drop your nuts!

Stitched on 32ct "Medusa's Gaze" by Lapin Loops using threads from Classic Colorworks, DMC, Gentle Art, Threadworx, and Weeks Dye Works. Stitch count is 139 x 99.
5 stars out of 5

Sentence Enhancing - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie

$13.00  $12.34
Some call it Swearing...I call it Sentence Enhancing!

Model was stitched 2 over 2 on 32ct Gray linen from Weeks Dye Works using threads from DMC. Stitch count is 121 x 73.

Big Dill - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie

$15.00  $14.24
This little dill is actually ya really big dill! The chart was conceived of during the wee hours of a cross stitch retreat when my tablemates and I were a bit punch drunk from Stitching for 2 days!

The little beads are included with the chart! (50 of each color plus a few extra)

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The Higher the Hair - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie

$11.00  Sale $9.39
The Higher the Hair the closer to Jesus!

Model was stitched on 32 ct linen from Be Stitch me using threads from Classic Colorworks, Colour and Cotton, The Gentle Arts, Weeks and Wisper from Rainbow Gallery. Stitch count is 83 x 54. Finished Size: 4.6 x 3.0.

Meowerlyn - Cross Stitch Pattern
by December Stitches

$12.00  $11.49
Cross stitch pattern from December Stitches featuring a cat dressed as Merlin doing magic!

Pattern is stitched on 25 ct White using DMC threads. Stitch count is 78 x 170.

Funny Friends - Cross Stitch Kit
by Design Works

$18.00  $16.19
Kit comes complete with: #14 Count Plastic Canvas, 100% Cotton Embroidery Floss, #24 Tapestry Needle, Fully Illustrated Instructions.

The Queen - Cross Stitch Kit
by Design Works

$10.00  $8.98
Features the humorous sentiment "We can't all be the Queen... someone has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by". This cross stitch kit comes complete with 14 Count Aida Fabric, 100% Cotton Embroidery Floss, #24 Tapestry Needle, Fully Illustrated Instructions. 5" x 7".

Stay Calm - Cross Stitch Kit
by Design Works

$20.00  $17.99
Kit comes complete with: 14 Count Aida Fabric, 100% Cotton Embroidery Floss, #24 Tapestry Needle, Fully Illustrated Instructions. "Stay calm and pretend it's Friday"!

Be a Mystery - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Forbidden Fiber Co

$10.00  Sale $7.99
This cross stitch pattern from Forbidden Fiber Co features the phrase "If you're going to be an open book, be a mystery"!

The model is stitched on 32 count Belfast Linen. Stitch count is 150 x 95. Finished size is 9.4" x 5.9".

Air Mail - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Fine Frog Stitching

$11.00  $10.45
His feathers are windswept, but his little hat is still professionally straight. The pigeon lands and hops along your windowsill. He's carrying a bright envelope in his beak- And it's addressed to you! You've got mail!

Model stitched on 16 count Sea Spray by Wichelt with DMC floss. The stitch count is 86 x 107 and the finished size is 5.4" x 6.7".

Friendly Advice - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating

$9.00  Sale $7.19
Witty, relatable, and just a little too real, this clever design perfectly captures the inner panic we all feel before hitting "send." With hand-drawn style lettering and expressive details, it blends humor and honesty into a piece that's guaranteed to get laughs and knowing nods. A fun... Read more about Friendly Advice - Cross Stitch Pattern

Catfeinated - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Val's Stuff

$10.00  $8.99
Cross stitch pattern from Val's Stuff featuring a frog, cup of coffee, and the pun "catfeinated".

Stitched on 27 Count Vintage Country Mocha Linda. Stitch Count: 53w x 80h Finished size is 3.93 in wide X 5.93 in high

Winter Driving Tips - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating

$9.00  $8.09
A humorous winter-themed design featuring a playful driving quote and whimsical stitched artwork. Perfect for adding a lighthearted touch to your seasonal stitching collection or gifting to someone who dreams of warmer weather.

Pattern is stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Stitch count is 98w x 138h. Finished size is 7" x 9.9".

Beach Please - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Romy's Creations

$12.00  $10.79
Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring a crab at the beach with the phrase "Beach please"!

Model is stitched on linen of your choice using Romy's Creations with DMC conversion. Stitch count is 60 X 59. Finished size 3.75 in wide X 3.69 in high.
Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring the phrase "Life Is Better At The Beach"!

Model is stitched on linen of your choice using Romy's Creation floss with DMC conversion. Stitch count is 60 X 57. Finished size is 3.75 in wide X 3.56 in high.

Funny Valentine Circles Champagne - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!

Funny Valentine Circles Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!

Funny Valentine Circles Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!

Funny Valentine Circles Ballerina - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  $12.13 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!

Funny Valentine Pets Ballerina - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  $12.13 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring a dog and cat exchanging valentines!

Funny Valentine Pets Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring a dog and cat exchanging valentines!

Funny Valentine - Fat Quarter Bundle
by Lizzy House for Moda

$160.00  Sale $127.99
Fat Quarter Bundle featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 29 Cuts: 37140-16, 37140-20, 37140-25, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12, 37145-16,... Read more about Funny Valentine - Fat Quarter Bundle

Funny Valentine - Jelly Roll
by Lizzy House for Moda

$52.00  Sale $41.59
Jelly Roll featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 40 Cuts: 37140-16*, 37140-20*, 37140-25*, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12*, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12*, 37145-16*,... Read more about Funny Valentine - Jelly Roll

Funny Valentine - Layer Cake
by Lizzy House for Moda

$52.00  Sale $41.59
Layer Cake featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 42 Cuts: 37140-16*, 37140-20*, 37140-25*, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12*, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12*, 37145-16*,... Read more about Funny Valentine - Layer Cake

Funny Valentine Mushroom Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!

Funny Valentine Mushroom Ballerina - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  $12.13 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!

Funny Valentine Mushroom Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  $12.13 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!

Funny Valentine Berry Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!

Funny Valentine Berry Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!

Funny Valentine Postage Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  $12.13 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring postage stamps to put on your Valentines!

Funny Valentine Postage Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  $12.13 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring postage stamps to put on your Valentines!

Funny Valentine Hearts Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring floral hearts surrounded by polka dots!

Funny Valentine Hearts Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring floral hearts surrounded by polka dots!

Funny Valentine Hearts Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  $12.13 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring floral hearts surrounded by polka dots!

Funny Valentine Big Dots Champagne - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring large polka dots!

Funny Valentine Big Dots Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring large polka dots!

Funny Valentine Stripe Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  $12.13 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring fun stripes!

Funny Valentine Stripe Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  $12.13 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring fun stripes!

Funny Valentine Stripe Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  $12.13 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring fun stripes!

Funny Valentine Tiny Heart Champagne - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring small hearts!

Funny Valentine Tiny Heart Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  $12.13 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring small hearts!
Cross stitch pattern from Little Stitch Girl featuring a spooky Halloween scene with haunted houses, witch, skeleton, ghost, bats, and "Trick or Treat, Smell my Feet"!

Model stitched on 32 Count Linen "Colonial Parchment" with DMC, The Gentle Art, Classic Colorworks, and Weeks Dye Works thread. Stitch Count: 174W x 97H. Finished size 10.9" x 5.9"
"4 out of 5 voices in my head say...eat the chocolate!" Variations included for "eat the cupcake", "eat the cookie", and "eat the snack."

Model stitched on 28 Ct. Ice Blue Lugana with Gentle Art Sampler Threads. Stitch Count: 69W x 67H. Finished size is 4.93 in wide X 4.79 in high.
"It IS all about me!" Model stitched on 32 Ct. Antique White Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss and shown with buttons from Just Another Button Company. Stitch Count: 89W x 57H.

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