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Be the Flamingo - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Peacock and Fig
$14.00  $1259
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"Be the flamingo in the flock of pigeons." Model stitched on 14 Ct. White aida with DMC floss and Kreinik #4 Braid. Stitch Count: 100x160.
Thrills & Spills - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Peacock and Fig
$14.00  Clearance $838
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Cross stitch pattern by Peacock & Fig with the saying "I get such a thrill when I clean up your spill...said no one ever!"

Model stitched on 14 count Aida of your choice with DMC threads. Stitch count is 117 wide x 161 high. Finished size: 8 1/2" wide x 11 1/2" high
Doing Nothing - Cross Stitch Kit
by Permin
$35.00  Sale $2807
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"It may look like I'm doing nothing but in my head I'm quite busy." Kit includes 14 count White Aida, threads, needle and instructions. Hoop included in kit. Finished Size: 8"
Drive a Stick - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
$6.00  $539
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"Yes, I can drive a stick." Model stitched on 30 Ct. Lilac linen by Weeks Dye Works with Sullivan's floss. Stitch Count: 80H x 58W.
Visiting with Gifts - Cross Stitch Kit
by Klart
$26.51  $1923
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Cross Stitch kit from Klart featuring a moose and a snowman bearing gifts!

This kit contains presorted thread in 29 colors, fabric, needle, chart, and instructions. 110 x 125 stitches.
Good Morning - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Amy Bruecken Designs
$14.00  $1259
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Cross stitch pattern from Amy Bruecken Designs featuring the phrase "Here we go again. I mean...Good Morning"!

Model stitched on Picture This Plus 28 count Heartland using Weeks Dye Works thread. Stitch count is 80 x 191.
I Have Wi-Fi - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Artmishka
$5.40 to $6.94
Sale $485 to $590
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Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "I don't need you, I have WIFI"!

Model stitched on 14 or 16 ct Aida on the color of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 71w x 79h. Designed by Anna Gutova.
Resting Froggo Face - Cross Stitch Pattern
by BAD Stitch
$6.00  $569
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Resting Froggo Face. This design is beginner friendly, using standard DMC colors. Consider swapping out the celestial elements in the witch hat to DMC etoile or your favorite shiny floss. Finished projects from this design are easily finished in standard embroidery hoops or picture frames. Pattern is printed on one sheet, in full color, front & back.

Stitch count is 50w x 61h.
CawCawPhony - Cross Stitch Pattern
by BAD Stitch
$10.00  Sale $849
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Relieve your stress by screaming like this bird! The bird is fashioned after a magpie, using standard DMC floss and easy to finish in a 5x7 frame if stitched on 18 count. The printed pattern is in full color, with colored blocks and symbols.

Stitch count is 76w x 116h.
Funny Valentine Circles Champagne - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!
Funny Valentine Circles Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!
Funny Valentine - Fat Quarter Bundle
by Lizzy House for Moda
$160.00  $14399
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Fat Quarter Bundle featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 29 Cuts: 37140-16, 37140-20, 37140-25, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12, 37145-16,... Read more
Funny Valentine - Jelly Roll
by Lizzy House for Moda
$52.00  $4679
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Jelly Roll featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 40 Cuts: 37140-16*, 37140-20*, 37140-25*, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12*, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12*, 37145-16*,... Read more
Funny Valentine - Layer Cake
by Lizzy House for Moda
$52.00  $4679
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Layer Cake featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 42 Cuts: 37140-16*, 37140-20*, 37140-25*, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12*, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12*, 37145-16*,... Read more
Funny Valentine Mushroom Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!
Funny Valentine Mushroom Ballerina - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!
Funny Valentine Berry Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!
Funny Valentine Berry Blush - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!
Funny Valentine Berry Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!
Funny Valentine Postage Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring postage stamps to put on your Valentines!
Funny Valentine Tiny Heart Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring small hearts!
Funny Gingerbread Pin Set for Christmas
by Puntini Puntini
$10.00  $899
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This seasonal pin set includes two swirly lollipops and a smiling gingerbread man.
Stabby Squirrel - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Romy's Creations
$12.00  Sale $959
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Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring a spicy squirrel stabbing fabric with a needle!

Pattern is stitched on 32 count hand dyed linen with DMC and Romy's Creations threads. Stitch count is 67 x 69.

In addition to DMC and threads listed, Romy's Threads are also required: Barbara's Pumpkin, Tuscan Experience, Scarlet, Brown Sugar and Charcoal.
Be a Mystery - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Forbidden Fiber Co
$10.00  $899
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This cross stitch pattern from Forbidden Fiber Co features the phrase "If you're going to be an open book, be a mystery"!

The model is stitched on 32 count Belfast Linen. Stitch count is 150 x 95. Finished size is 9.4" x 5.9".
Lay a Little Egg - Margaret Sherry - Cross Stitch Kit
by Bothy Threads
$33.00  Sale $2639
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This circular design from Margaret Sherry features "Check, chick, chick, chick, chicken....lay a little egg for me" around the edges with a chicken and hatching eggs in the middle.

The kit includes 14 Ct. White Aida, pre-sorted stranded cotton, a clear chart and instructions. Finished size: 6.8" diameter
Spring Chicken - Margaret Sherry - Cross Stitch Kit
by Bothy Threads
$34.00  Sale $2718
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This circular design from Margaret Sherry features "Inside every older person is a younger one trying to figure out what happened" around the edges with a chicken in the middle.

The kit includes 14 Ct. White Aida, pre-sorted stranded cotton, a clear chart and instructions. Finished size: 6.8" diameter
Hen Night - Margaret Sherry - Cross Stitch Kit
by Bothy Threads
$42.00  $3779
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This kit from Bothy Threads was designed by Margaret Sherry and features 4 colorful hens enjoying cocktails on a girls' night out!

The complete kit includes 14 Ct. white aida, threads, needle, clear chart and instructions. Finished size: 14" x 7.2"
Mama Said - Beaded Cross Stitch Kit
by Mill Hill
$21.50  $1935
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This Curly Girl design features a girl hiding under an umbrella and the saying "Mama said there'd be days like this...she just didn't say there'd be this dang many!

The kit includes beads, fabric, floss, needles, chart and instructions. The finished size is 7.25" x... Read more
Crunchy Taco - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
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28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "Crunchy Tacos, not Abs" with a taco wearing a mustache.
Sorry What - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
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28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "I'm Sorry for what I said when I was hungry".
Have Cake - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
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28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "Have your cake and eat it two".
Life's Short - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
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28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "Life is short, lick the bowl".
Wine Therapy - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
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28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "Wine is cheaper than therapy".
Homemade - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
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28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "Homemade with love".
Don't Be A - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
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28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "Don't be such a prick" with an image of a Cactus.
Margarita - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
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28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "This Senorita needs a Margarita".
Chocolate - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
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28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter".
Quilter - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
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Aunt Martha's dirty laundry - silk screened 100% cotton flour sack towels. 28" x 28". Design is approximately 7" printed on the bottom center. "Give a Quilter an inch and she'll think she's a ruler"
Quilt Human - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
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Aunt Martha's dirty laundry - silk screened 100% cotton flour sack towels. 28" x 28". Design is approximately 7" printed on the bottom center. "To Quilt is human; to finish divine"
Fabric Warning - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
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Aunt Martha's dirty laundry - silk screened 100% cotton flour sack towels. 28" x 28". Design is approximately 7" printed on the bottom center. "No warning label on fabric. That means it can't be an addiction, right?
Yes I Sew - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
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Aunt Martha's dirty laundry - silk screened 100% cotton flour sack towels. 28" x 28". Design is approximately 7" printed on the bottom center. "Yes, i sew. And no, I won't hem your pants".
Clean House - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
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Aunt Martha's dirty laundry - silk screened 100% cotton flour sack towels. 28" x 28". Design is approximately 7" printed on the bottom center. "A clean house is a sign of a broken sewing machine".
Like Wine - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $799
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Aunt Martha's dirty laundry - silk screened 100% cotton flour sack towels. 28" x 28". Design is approximately 7" printed on the bottom center. "It's like wine. Fabric gets better with age. It is an investment really"
Snarky Cat - Clear Stamp
by Tim Holtz for Stampers Anonymous
$25.00  Sale $2199
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Cling stamp from Tim Holtz featuring six cats and a variety of funny sentiments, including "I want you to know that someone cares. Not me, but someone", "Look, I'm not saying that you're old, but if you were milk I'd sniff you first", "I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun... Read more
I Just Want To Drink, Craft, and Nap - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  Sale $595
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a great saying for any crafting enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... Craft and Take Naps! Included in chart are five beverages and also five color combinations for you to choose from. Licensed artwork by... Read more
I Just Want To Drink, Crochet, and Nap - Cross Stitch
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  Sale $595
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a great saying for any crocheting enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea ....Crotchet and Take Naps! Included in chart are five beverages and also five color combinations for you to choose from. Licensed... Read more
I Just Want To Drink, Gamble, and Nap - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$7.00  Sale $595
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a great saying for any gambling enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... Gamble and Take Naps! Included in chart are five beverages and also five color combinations for you to choose from. Licensed artwork... Read more
Coffeeology - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$10.00  $949
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring COFFEEOLOGY SUBWAY STYLE DESIGN! What a great project for any coffee lover! Cross Stitch Pattern designed by Marcia Manning. Original Art by Funky Frog Creative Designs.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 209w x 269h.


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