Sale On Iris Originals Funny Cross Stitch Patterns

IO-126
Old People - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
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Don't Make Old People Mad - we don't like being old in the first place so it doesn't take much to piss us off! And yes, I can say this because I am old!!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 70w x 87h.
IO-169
Retired - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
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What DO you call a person who's happy on Monday - well, retired seems a fitting term.

Pattern is stitched on 14 count White Aida using DMC or Anchor threads. Stitch count is 91 x 91.Anchor thread:ANC0229 is also needed. We do not carry.
IO-191
Some Days - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
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I suspect it doesn't matter your age - this can apply almost anytime you're in the double digits.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 103w x 130h.
IO-196
Cleaning Fairy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
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Yup, happened at my house. And there was apparently a whole army of dust bunnies.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 96w x 91h.
IO-221
Sit on the Floor - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
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I must admit, I have to remind myself of that pretty often - because, without a plan, I'm sorta stuck. "Note to self, do not sit on the floor without a plan on how to get up"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 98 x 115.
IO-224
Good Grief - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
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Well this describes me perfectly. It can almost be looking at me and I still can't find it. "When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it. Good grief"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 90 x 91.
IO-309
Wonder Years - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
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At my age, it's sooo easy to 'wonder' where I've put things. Someday to be found, but not necessarily when I'm looking for them. "I've finally reached the wonder years. Wonder where I parked the car. Wonder where I left the phone. Wonder where my glasses are."

Pattern is stitched on 14 count White Aida using Dmc threads. Stitch count is 103 x 116.
IO-312
A Nap - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
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Oh yeah! I used to be the energizer bunny - but NOW - I love my naps. "You know you've grown up when a nap is no longer a punishment but a reward"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 125 x 105.
IO-314
Patience Tested - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
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Well, that would be me for sure!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 107w x 92h.
IO-320
So Much to Do - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
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Pretty much says it all -

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 93w x 94h.