Dirty Annie Sentiments Cross Stitch Patterns Page 2

The Rooster May Crow....(But the Hen Delivers)

Model was stitched on 32 linen with Classic colorworks threads, Weeks Dye Works, and Gentle Arts. Stitch count is 75 x 111.

I take really Hot Showers to avoid burning in Hell!

Model was stitched 2 over 2 on 32ct "Boneyard" Linen from Be Stitch me using threads from Classic Colorworks and Weeks Dye Works

Proverbs 31:22- She Maketh herself coverings of Tapestry. Her Clothing is silk and purple.

Model was stitched on 32ct "Scroll" linen from Be Stitch Me using threads from Classic Colorworks and Weeks dye Works. Stitch count is 130 x 155.

Purple was the most expensive of... Read more about Proverbs 31:22 - Christian Cross Stitch Pattern

Don't drop your nuts!

Stitched on 32ct "Medusa's Gaze" by Lapin Loops using threads from Classic Colorworks, DMC, Gentle Art, Threadworx, and Weeks Dye Works. Stitch count is 139 x 99.

Your cowboy will be pleased as punch when you stitch this one up for him!

Model was stitched on 32ct Mudders Milk linen from Lapin Loops using Weeks Dye Works and Classic Colorworks threads. Stitch count is 93 x 96.

Some call it Swearing...I call it Sentence Enhancing!

Model was stitched 2 over 2 on 32ct Gray linen from Weeks Dye Works using threads from DMC. Stitch count is 121 x 73.

Proverbs 31:21- She is not afraid of snow for her household; for all her household are clothed in scarlet.

Model was stitched on 32ct linen using Classic Colorworks, DMC, and Weeks Dye Works threads. Stitch count is 130 x 155

This proper lady has a secret.... "I've got a shovel and an alibi"

Model was stitched on 28ct Gray linen from Weeks Dy works using threads from DMC. Stitch count is 162 x 117.

I'm from the swamps of Louisiana and I can eat five pounds of boiled crawfish in one sitting! Go ahead and stitch this up while you wait for crawfish season to come back around.

Stitched on 32ct linen using threads from DMC, Weeks Dye Works, and Classic Colorworks. Stitch count is 81 x 64. Finished size is 5.1" x 4".

This chart is so very special to me that I wasn't sure if I would ever release it. It was designed by my youngest daughter when she was just 10yrs old. My sweet girl was going through a very tough time in her life and when she showed me her design it brought me to tears because I knew that she was... Read more about Ruby Slippers - Cross Stitch Pattern

Every year, March 17th. St. Patrick's Day, heralds another year of drinking, shenanigans, and green-colored everything. I'm personally looking forward to curling up on my couch and chugging down a large Shamrock Shake from McDonald's in one disgusting but impressive gulp.

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Proverbs 31:13- She seeks wool and flax and works willingly with her hands

Stitched over two threads on 32 count linen. Stitch count is 130 x 155. Finished Size: 8.1 x 9.7.

"Know When to Hold 'Em....Know when to Fold 'Em". Although Kenny was crooning about a poker game, the lyrics remind us that life is a story of probability. All of life is about decisions, for which outcomes are unknown. We make our best guesses that things will turn out more or less... Read more about King of Hearts - Cross Stitch Pattern

Buckle up buttercup! You just flipped my crazy switch!

Model was stitched on 32ct Seafoam linen from Atomic Ranch using threads from DMC. Stitch count is 211 x 100. Finished Size: 13.2 x 6.3.

The Higher the Hair the closer to Jesus!

Model was stitched on 32 ct linen from Be Stitch me using threads from Classic Colorworks, Colour and Cotton, The Gentle Arts, Weeks and Wisper from Rainbow Gallery. Stitch count is 83 x 54. Finished Size: 4.6 x 3.0.

Celebrate your love of stitching with a wicked twist! The Stitchers' Tombstones series by Dirty Annie's Southern Style turns the art of cross stitch into a darkly humorous graveyard of stitching legends. Each design features a witty epitaph that every needleworker can relate to-whether it's an... Read more about WIP & ORT - Halloween Cross Stitch Pattern

Celebrate the beauty of gratitude and the warmth of the harvest season with Give Thanks - a charming sampler-style cross stitch design perfect for autumn decor. Featuring a lovely alphabet, a traditional border of fall florals, and a sweet pilgrim couple holding a harvest pie and basket, this piece... Read more about Give Thanks - Thanksgiving Cross Stitch Pattern

Life is full of choices, risks, and chances-and Jack of Hearts captures it all in stitches. Inspired by the iconic Kenny lyrics, "Every Hand's a Winner...and Every Hand's a Loser," this bold design reminds us that life itself is a game of probability. Whether it's love, work, or... Read more about Ace of Hearts - Cross Stitch Pattern

Meet Crosstitute - a wickedly witty wordplay design that stitches together attitude and artistry in one unforgettable piece. This cross stitch chart is made for needleworkers who enjoy a little humor with their heirlooms and aren't afraid to let their stitching show some personality.

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Oh my stars, this one is pure stitched charm. Oh My Stars is a playful, patriotic cross stitch design featuring chunky, whimsical lettering filled with ginghams, florals, and sweet red, white, and blue details. Hearts and stars tuck in among the letters, giving the whole piece a homespun, Americana... Read more about Oh My Stars - Patriotic Cross Stitch Pattern

Sweet as sunshine and full of cozy charm, the Honey Bee Collection is a delightful group of cross stitch charts celebrating all things bees, honey, and home. From playful sayings to buzzing little motifs, each design brings a cheerful, welcoming feel that's perfect for kitchens, tiered trays,... Read more about Welcome To Our Hive - Cross Stitch Pattern

Sweet as sunshine and full of cozy charm, the Honey Bee Collection is a delightful group of cross stitch charts celebrating all things bees, honey, and home. From playful sayings to buzzing little motifs, each design brings a cheerful, welcoming feel that's perfect for kitchens, tiered trays,... Read more about Honey Bee Towel - Cross Stitch Pattern

Sweet as sunshine and full of cozy charm, the Honey Bee Collection is a delightful group of cross stitch charts celebrating all things bees, honey, and home. From playful sayings to buzzing little motifs, each design brings a cheerful, welcoming feel that's perfect for kitchens, tiered trays,... Read more about Hey Honey - Cross Stitch Pattern