Retirement Crazy
Cross Stitch Pattern

(1 review)

Retirement Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern
 Click Picture to Zoom

Retirement Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern Retirement Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern

$10.00  $8.99

In Stock. Usually ships in 1-2 business days.
 
Add to Wishlist

Recommended
DMC Conversion
Designer: Lizzie Kate
Item: LK-136
Type: Cross Stitch Patterns

Three designs to celebrate retirement - "Retirement is a full time job", "Welcome to the rest of your life" and "Retirement - World's longest coffee break."

"Retirement is a Full Time Job" stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Country French Latte linen. Stitch Count: 54W x 72H. "Welcome to the rest of your life" stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Sand Quaker (Country French Latte is a good substitute). Stitch Count: 80W x 45H. "World's Longest coffee break" stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. lambswool linen. Stitch Count: 69W x 68H. All models used Gentle Art Sampler threads and Weeks Dye Works floss.

Reviews From Customers Who Purchased This Item

from United States on 03/31/2025
Easy to do and turned out spectacular.


More Items Like Retirement Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern
IO-169
Retired - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  $617
Add to Wishlist
What DO you call a person who's happy on Monday - well, retired seems a fitting term.

Pattern is stitched on 14 count White Aida using DMC or Anchor threads. Stitch count is 91 x 91.Anchor thread:ANC0229 is also needed. We do not carry.
LK-K45
ABC's of Aging Artfully - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$9.00  $809
Add to Wishlist
*Chart Only*

"Amaze yourself, Bloom late, Change your mind, Dance, Eat chocolate, Flirt, Gather friends, Hold hands, Ignore convention, Jiggle jello, Kiss like crazy, Laugh at yourself, Mend fences, No whining, Order out, Procrastinate, Quote yourself, Read, Spoil babies, Thrive,... Read more
MBT-169
Retirement Planning - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$799
Add to Wishlist
"This is not hoarding, it's called retirement planning." Model stitched on 35 Ct. Antique Lambswool linen with Gentle Art Sampler threads. Stitch Count: 67W x 103H.
25-1121
Retirement Plan - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Rosewood Manor
$7.50  $675
Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Rosewood Manor Designs featuring the phrase "Retirement plan: Professional sunset watcher"!

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct White or Antique White Linen using DMC threads. Stitch count is 87 x 64. Finished size is 5.44" x 4".
10-1046
Aged Wine - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bobbie G Designs
$6.00  $539
Add to Wishlist
"Wine gets better with age. The older I get the better I like it."
Model stitched on 14 count white cloth using DMC.
Stitch count: 44W x 140H.Design Size: 4" x 10"
LK-S102
Getting Old! - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$5.00  $404 to $449
Add to Wishlist
Model stitched over two threads on 32 Ct. Lambswool linen with Classic Color Works, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, and Weeks Dye Works. Stitch Count: 48W x 99H.
IO-126
Old People - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  $617
Add to Wishlist
Don't Make Old People Mad - we don't like being old in the first place so it doesn't take much to piss us off! And yes, I can say this because I am old!!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 70w x 87h.
IO-203
Old and Wise - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  $617
Add to Wishlist
Well, I don't know about you, but if you're old, you were probably young and stupid at one time - I sure was. But.... now I'm wise! "The reason I'm old and wise is that God protected me when I was young and stupid"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 89 x 89.
IO-237
Getting Old Ain't for Sissies - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  $617
Add to Wishlist
Well, this one about says it all - getting old definitely AIN'T for Sissies! "Getting old ain't for sissies. It takes strength, courage and tenacity...and that's just to get dressed in the morning"!

Pattern is stitched on White Aida using DMC or Anchor threads. Stitch count is 143 x 133
IO-302
This Age - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  $617
Add to Wishlist
Oh yeah. I can attest to the fact that as I get older I can't do all the stuff I used to do or want to do - at least that's true with me. VERY annoying. "I have reached an age where my mind says I can do that! But my body says try it and you'll be sorry"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 94 x 89.
IO-187
Growing Old - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  $617
Add to Wishlist
Well, yeah I did - it just crept up on me. Maybe you're the same way - or know someone who is. Doesn't hurt to add a bit of humor!!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 84w x 90h.
07-1307
Coffee Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$10.00  $809 to $899
Add to Wishlist
This Lizzie Kate design features three patterns - "Is it Coffee yet?", "Love my Coffee" and "Coffee Crazy."

"Coffee Crazy" was stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Creme Brulee linen by R & R Reproductions. Stitch Count: 52W x 46H. "Is it coffee... Read more
MBT-230
Chicken Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$799
Add to Wishlist
"Just one chicken short of crazy" Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Flax Cashel linen with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 55W x 83H. Finished size: 4" x 6".
MBT-238
Cat Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$799
Add to Wishlist
"Just one cat short of crazy" Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Ivory Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. (DMC alternates are 3866 783 3781 3023 932 3347 3859) Stitch Count: 71W x 71H.
MBT-245
Dog Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$799
Add to Wishlist
"Just one dog short of crazy" Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Lambswool Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss (or DMC floss 165, 640, 838, 535, 312, 815, 3345, 3045). Stitch Count: 71W x 71H. Design Size: 5" x 5"
07-1088
Love Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$10.00  Sale $719 to $899
Add to Wishlist
Are you love crazy? Includes four patterns: "Love Letters Sampler" (28 Ct. Country French Latte, Stitch Count: 201W x 31H), "Individual Love Letters" (28 Ct Cream Linen, Stitch Count: 31W x 31H), "Love Square" (28 Ct. Vintage Linen, Stitch Count: 81W x 81H), and "Forever... Read more
IO-165
Act My Age - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  $617
Add to Wishlist
Well, this saying is true - for most anyone - but especially for "old people". (I can say that - I'm an old people.) Cute saying for yourself or a friend.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 95w x 81h.
TT-CQE
Crazy Quilt Explosion - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Tempting Tangles
$14.00  Sale $1119
Add to Wishlist
The Crazy Quilt Explosion is filled with color and fun for both cross stitchers and quilters alike!

Model stitched on 32 ct white linen using Dinky Dyes floss. Follow the charted colors, or use any color/scraps of your choice! Stitch count is 126x126.
KDS-1460
Rock of Ages Christian Hymn - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Kooler Design Studio
$1095
Add to Wishlist
An undeniable favorite in Christian hymnals since the late 18th century, Rock of Ages' comforting message was written by English preacher Augustus Montague Toplady, with music by American composer Thomas Hastings. This hymn was artfully adapted to cross stitch by Kooler Design Studio designers in... Read more
08-1377
Tea Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Lizzie Kate
$10.00  $809 to $899
Add to Wishlist
Models stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Antique Ivory Cashel linen with Gentle Art Sampler threads and Weeks Dye Works floss."Little Cups of Friendship" - Stitch Count: 89W x 35H. "Tea for Two" - Stitch Count: 29W x 76H. "Official Tea Lover" - Stitch Count: 46W x 50H.
KAM-226
Crazy Apples - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Kitty And Me
$7.80  Sale $629
Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Kitty and Me featuring four colorful apples!

Model stitched on 14 ct. White Aida with DMC thread. Stitch Count: 38w x 46h. Finished size: 2 5/8" x 3 1/4". Designed by Pamela Kellogg
KAM-227
Crazy Pears - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Kitty And Me
$7.80  $699
Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Kitty and Me featuring four fruity pears!

Model stitched on 14 ct. White Aida with DMC thread. Stitch Count: 29w x 42h. Finished size: 2" x 3". Designed by Pamela Kellogg
KAM-228
Crazy Watermelons - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Kitty And Me
$7.80  Sale $629
Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Kitty and Me featuring four fruity watermelons!

Model stitched on 14 ct. White Aida with DMC thread. Stitch Count: 48w x 27h. Finished size: 3 3/8" x 1 7/8". Designed by Pamela Kellogg