Retirement Crazy
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Retirement Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern
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Designer: Lizzie Kate
Item: LK-136
Type: Cross Stitch Patterns

Three designs to celebrate retirement - "Retirement is a full time job", "Welcome to the rest of your life" and "Retirement - World's longest coffee break."

"Retirement is a Full Time Job" stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Country French Latte linen. Stitch Count: 54W x 72H. "Welcome to the rest of your life" stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Sand Quaker (Country French Latte is a good substitute). Stitch Count: 80W x 45H. "World's Longest coffee break" stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. lambswool linen. Stitch Count: 69W x 68H. All models used Gentle Art Sampler threads and Weeks Dye Works floss.

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from United States on 03/31/2025
Easy to do and turned out spectacular.


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