Retirement Crazy
Cross Stitch Pattern

What DO you call a person who's happy on Monday - well, retired seems a fitting term.

Pattern is stitched on 14 count White Aida using DMC or Anchor threads. Stitch count is 91 x 91.Anchor thread:ANC0229 is also needed. We do not carry.

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"Amaze yourself, Bloom late, Change your mind, Dance, Eat chocolate, Flirt, Gather friends, Hold hands, Ignore convention, Jiggle jello, Kiss like crazy, Laugh at yourself, Mend fences, No whining, Order out, Procrastinate, Quote yourself, Read, Spoil babies, Thrive,... Read more about ABC's of Aging Artfully - Cross Stitch Pattern

"This is not hoarding, it's called retirement planning." Model stitched on 35 Ct. Antique Lambswool linen with Gentle Art Sampler threads. Stitch Count: 67W x 103H.

Cross stitch pattern from Rosewood Manor Designs featuring the phrase "Retirement plan: Professional sunset watcher"!

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct White or Antique White Linen using DMC threads. Stitch count is 87 x 64. Finished size is 5.44" x 4".

Model stitched over two threads on 32 Ct. Lambswool linen with Classic Color Works, Gentle Art Sampler Threads, and Weeks Dye Works. Stitch Count: 48W x 99H.

Pattern by Bobbie G Designs featuring some wine bottles with the phrase, "Wine gets better with age. The older I get the better I like it."

Model stitched on 14 count white cloth using DMC. Stitch count: 44W x 140H and the finished size is 3.14" x 10".

Don't Make Old People Mad - we don't like being old in the first place so it doesn't take much to piss us off! And yes, I can say this because I am old!!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 70w x 87h.

Well, I don't know about you, but if you're old, you were probably young and stupid at one time - I sure was. But.... now I'm wise! "The reason I'm old and wise is that God protected me when I was young and stupid"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 89 x 89.

Oh yeah. I can attest to the fact that as I get older I can't do all the stuff I used to do or want to do - at least that's true with me. VERY annoying. "I have reached an age where my mind says I can do that! But my body says try it and you'll be sorry"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 94 x 89.

This Lizzie Kate design features three patterns - "Is it Coffee yet?", "Love my Coffee" and "Coffee Crazy."

"Coffee Crazy" was stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Creme Brulee linen by R & R Reproductions. Stitch Count: 52W x 46H. "Is it coffee... Read more about Coffee Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern

Well, this one about says it all - getting old definitely AIN'T for Sissies! "Getting old ain't for sissies. It takes strength, courage and tenacity...and that's just to get dressed in the morning"!

Pattern is stitched on White Aida using DMC or Anchor threads. Stitch count is 143 x 133

Well, yeah I did - it just crept up on me. Maybe you're the same way - or know someone who is. Doesn't hurt to add a bit of humor!!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 84w x 90h.

"Just one chicken short of crazy" Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Flax Cashel linen with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 55W x 83H. Finished size: 4" x 6".

"Just one dog short of crazy" Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Lambswool Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss (or DMC floss 165, 640, 838, 535, 312, 815, 3345, 3045). Stitch Count: 71W x 71H. Design Size: 5" x 5"

Well, this saying is true - for most anyone - but especially for "old people". (I can say that - I'm an old people.) Cute saying for yourself or a friend.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 95w x 81h.

Are you love crazy? Includes four patterns with different variations of the word love. Designs use The Gentle Art Sampler Threads and Weeks Dye Works.

"Love Letters Sampler" stitched on 28 Ct. Country French Latte, Stitch Count: 201W x 31H and the finished size is 14.36" x... Read more about Love Crazy - Cross Stitch Pattern

Not only do I love the colors Agness used to stitch her sampler but I love how she ran out of room to stitch the date 1844 so she moved the last 4 up to another line.

Pattern is stitched on 28 ct Vintage Sand Dune from Lakeside Linen using Gentle Arts threads. Stitch count is 176 x 238. Finished size is 12.6" x 17".

The Crazy Quilt Explosion is filled with color and fun for both cross stitchers and quilters alike!

Model stitched on 32 ct white linen using Dinky Dyes floss. Follow the charted colors, or use any color/scraps of your choice! Stitch count is 126x126.

A sweet little crazy quilt inspired design finishing at 69w x 69h. Formerly the February Mini Stitch Along, available now as a full pattern. Charted with DMC. Full stitches and back stitch detail.

Stitched on 14 count pale blue fabric. Stitch count is 69w x 69h. Finished size is 4.9" x 4.9" on 14 count.

"Just one cat short of crazy" Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Ivory Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. (DMC alternates are 3866 783 3781 3023 932 3347 3859) Stitch Count: 71W x 71H.

Model stitched on 14 Ct. Light Pink Aida with DMC floss. Stitch Count: 128W x 88H. Design Size: 10" x 7"

Models stitched two over two on 32 Ct. Light Mocha Belfast or choice of fabric using DMC floss. Stitch Count for Square: 75x70. Design Size: 5" x 4". Stitch Count for Oval: 62x109. Design Size: 4" x 7". Stitch Count for Circle: 90x87. Design Size: 6" x 5"

Cross stitch pattern from Kitty and Me featuring four colorful apples!

Model stitched on 14 ct. White Aida with DMC thread. Stitch Count: 38w x 46h. Finished size: 2 5/8" x 3 1/4". Designed by Pamela Kellogg