Sarcasm is My Love Language
Cross Stitch Pattern

"I have a warped sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use it." Model stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Antique White Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 95W x 63H.

SARCASM LEVEL EXPERT guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 140 stitches wide by 99 stitches... Read more about Sassy Threads II - Sarcasm Level - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Meridian Designs featuring a chicken and rooster with the phrase "Fluent in foul language"!
Model stitched on 32 ct. 'Amaryllis' Belfast from Under the Sea fabrics using DMC thread. Stitch count is 63 x 81.

Cross Stitch pattern from My Big Toe Designs featuring the phrase "I love thee because thou hast first loved me and purchased my pardon on Calvary's tree. If ever I loved thee. My Jesus 'tis now. I love thee for wearing thorns on thy brow if ever I loved thee, my Jesus, 'tis now."

... Read more about My Jesus, I Love Thee - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Primrose Cottage Stitches featuring the phrase "Abide in my love"!

Pattern is stitched on 40 ct Platinum Newcastle using Colour and Cotton thread with DMC conversion. Stitch count is 64w x 42h. Finished size is 3.1" x 2.1".

Cross stitch pattern from Luhu Stitches featuring a valentines heart and key with the phrase "you, my love hold the key to my heart"!

Stitched on 32 count Country French Latte using Gentle Art and DMC threads. Stitch count is 75w x 60h. Finished size is 4.69 x 3.75.

"My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine, you make me smile with my heart. Stay little Valentine stay."

Model stitched on 36 Ct. Sand Linen by Picture This Plus with Gentle Art Sampler threads. Stitch Count: 125x333. Finished Size: 7" x 19"

Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring the phrases "Piecing together my sanity", "Sew full of joy", and "Stitching memories that last"!

Stitched on your choice of fabric using DMC threads. Stitch count is 68w x 68h. Finished size is 4.86 x 4.86 for 14 count fabric.

Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring a cute cat sampler with the phrase "Love my cat"!

Love My Stitching by Hands on Design is a cute pattern representing all the things that stitchers love! Everything from floss to hoops to rick-rack.

Model stitched on 32 Ct. White linen or 28 Ct. White Monaco with DMC floss. The stitch count is 69 x 183 and the finished size on 32 ct is... Read more about Love My Stitching - Cross Stitch Pattern

KISS MY SASS guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 140 stitches wide by 99 stitches high.... Read more about Sassy Threads II - Kiss My Sass - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from The Blue Flower featuring the phrase "Peace on Earth" surrounded by flowers!

Pattern is stitched on 40 ct using DMC threads. Stitch count is 192 x 61.

Cross stitch pattern from Lucy Beam featuring a pillow with hearts and the phrase "I love you with all my Quaker's"!

Stitch count is 145w x 82h.

Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring three great Pickleball Saying designs for anyone who plays or loves the game of PICKLEBALL!

Stitched on your choice of fabric using DMC threads. Stitch count is 68w x 68h. Finished size is 4.86 x 4.86 for 14 count fabric.

Cross stitch pattern from Erin Elizabeth featuring Valentines hearts with the word "Love"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 79 x 63. Finished size is 5.6" x 4.5".

Three great Pickleball Saying designs for anyone who plays or loves the game of PICKLEBALL!

Stitched on your choice of fabric using DMC threads. Stitch counts are: I have a dinking problem 70w X 70h.
It's always pickleball season is 68w X 68h.
I play so I can eat more chocolate is 70w X 70h. Finished size is approx 5 x 5 for 14 count fabric.

Three great Pickleball Saying designs for anyone who plays or loves the game of PICKLEBALL! Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads.

Stitch Counts and Finished Sizes on 14 Ct:
Plays with passion, dink with purpose: 80w X 56h - 5.71" x 4"
You just... Read more about Pickleball Sayings II - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring three awesome needlework sayings! "Love is a well pieced quilt." "When life throws you scraps, make a quilt." "Quilt your worries away."

Stitched on your choice of fabric using DMC threads. Stitch count is 68... Read more about Needlework Sayings II - Cross Stitch Pattern

Stir up some sweet humor with these colorful jars of fruity jam. Perfect for your kitchen, breakfast nook, or anywhere that could use a little extra love, this piece combines whimsy and warmth in every stitch.

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct Touch of Pink linen by Wichelt using Classic... Read more about Love Is My Jam - Valentine Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Stoney Creek Collection featuring the Halloween phrase "You say witch like its a bad thing"!

Pattern is stitched on 28 count Vintage Stormy Night Lugana using DMC threads. Stitch count is 100w x 105h.

Also needed Stoney Creek Buttons SB100pgs, SB100pgsm, SB100pgxs.

"Take time to stitch the day away no matter what others have to say needle and thread, a comfort be my fabric, scissors, hoop and me chores and laundry, all will wait my kitchen throne - I abdicate some comfy socks, a cup of tea today is about my stitching and me." Model stitched on 32 Ct. Lambswool Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works thread. Stitch Count: 147W x 114H.

Cross stitch pattern from Cuore E Batticuore featuring a lovely woman with a cupcake and the phrase "I love cross stitch more than chocolate cookies"!

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct Mocha using DMC threads. Stitch count is 160w x 150h. Finished size is 10" x 9.38".

Well, this saying is true - for most anyone - but especially for "old people". (I can say that - I'm an old people.) Cute saying for yourself or a friend.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 95w x 81h.