Puns

Cross Stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring a patriotic pun design with a sheep what was "Shorn in the USA".

Stitched on 18-count Aida with Valdani Cotton floss with full DMC conversion. Stitch count is 89 x 70. Finished size is 5" x 4".

Cross Stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring a punny Halloween-themed design with a witch-owned beauty parlor.

Stitched on 18-count Aida with Valdani Cotton floss with full DMC conversion. Stitch count is 69 x 66. Finished size is 3 7/8" x 3 3/4".

Cross Stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring a cute fall themed design with the words "I (bee leaf) 'believe' in you and me".

Stitched on 18-count Aida with Classic Colorworks floss. Stitch count is 54 x 53. Finished size is 3" x 3".

What SamBrie Stitches release would be complete without a Bigfoot chart Bigfoot has become such a fun part of my designing journey!

Model is stitched on 18 ct. Under The Sea by Grace Notes Fabrics with DMC and BeStitchMe floss. The stitch count is 131 x 70 and the finished size is 7.28" x 3.89".

Also requires Black Walnut by BeStitchMe.

Meet Crosstitute - a wickedly witty wordplay design that stitches together attitude and artistry in one unforgettable piece. This cross stitch chart is made for needleworkers who enjoy a little humor with their heirlooms and aren't afraid to let their stitching show some personality.

... Read more about Crosstitute - Cross Stitch Pattern

This fun cross stitch pattern from My Big Toe Designs features the saying, "We all cross our X's one leg at a time" with cute cross stitch motifs.

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct. Ivory Jobelan using Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch count is 95w x 63. Finished size is 5.94" x 3.94".

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with a ball mason jar and the words "Grab your balls, it's canning season".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 182 and the finished size is 10" x 13".

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern that reads "Prone to Shenanigans and Malarkey".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 86 and the finished size is 10" x 6.1".

Quilt Pattern featuring Gerome the gnome! Project Size: 12" x 12"
Uses scraps!

Your cowboy will be pleased as punch when you stitch this one up for him!

Model was stitched on 32ct Mudders Milk linen from Lapin Loops using Weeks Dye Works and Classic Colorworks threads. Stitch count is 93 x 96.

Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring a cat's paw with the sentiment "I beg your pawdon" with other cat-related imagery!

Model stitched on 18ct Winter Woolens Aida from Seraphim using DMC thread. Stitch count is 60w x 60h

Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring an angry cat with the sentiment "Hissed off"!

Model stitched on 18ct aida using DMC thread. Stitch count is 64w x 51h and the finished size is 3.56" x 2.83".

Cross stitch pattern from Heartstring Samplery featuring a stitch mat and a needle book with the theme "Bee still my heart"!

Stitch counts:
- Stitch mat: 143w x 88h
- Needle book: 123w x 68h

Cross stitch pattern from Hands on Design featuring a new 'hallmark moment' classic for the day of hearts & love! I say make it a useful pincushion to be displayed & used year round. "I love you a waffle lot!"

Model Stitched on 32 ct. Antique White Belfast using DMC floss. Stitch count: Waffle Top 65 x 65; Waffle Bottom 65 x 65. Finished sizes: 4.06" x 4.06".

Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a Fun Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design! Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 114w x 120h.

Note from designer: Yep I said it! Shed Happens! It's a good think I got good photos of this before my little cat chewed off the bow and ripped up the linen! Funny she picked the Dog one out of all of them sitting there waiting to get photographed. I have included a photo of the little... Read more about Shed Happens - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring an adorable sheep wearing a hand-stitched red sweater with the text "Wool Ewe Be My Neighbor."

Model stitched on "Cornflower" 18-count Aida from Fiber on a Whim using DMC and Weeks Dye Works threads. Stitch count is 67 x 113.

Mantises and irises are popping up everywhere this spring, and this female is living her best life. Size is 92w by 64h and is stitched with Classic Colorworks cotton floss in Rainy Day, Pickled Beets, Honeycomb, and four shades of DMC. Fabric shown is 32 count Weeks Dye Works Light Khaki. Love,... Read more about Mantis Life - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Imaginating featuring the phrase "Whatsoever a man soweth that shall he also reap. Whatsoever a woman seweth that may she also rip"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Antique White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 141w x 194h.

Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring the silly phrases "You grow girl", "Gardening is dirt cheap", "Crazy plant lady" and "Sometimes I wet my plants"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Lemon Chiffon Aida using DMC floss. Stitch counts are 53... Read more about Green Thumb 4-Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Stitches By Ethel featuring a crow and mouse having shore-ly having a great time at the beach!

Pattern is stitched on 28 ct Caramel by Seraphim Hand Dyed Fabrics using DMC threads. Not listed: Just Another Button 4725.S. Stitch count is 85w x 55h.

Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring four summer sayings. "Talk to the sand", "That crazy little son of a beach", "You used to call me on my shellphone", "Avoid pier pressure"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads.
... Read more about Sassy Beach 4 Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring four sassy autumn puns! "Nuts about fall" "Leaf me alone" "Happy fall vibes" "Oh my gourd"!

The pattern is stitched on 14 ct Natural Rustico Aida using DMC floss. Stitch counts and finished sizes... Read more about Fall Vibes 4-Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Imaginating featuring the phrase "Let's put the fun back in dysfunctional"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 81w x 114h. Finished size is 5.79" x 8.14".

Model stitched on 32 Ct. Macchiato Linen using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 51W x 63H and the finished size is 3.19" x 3.94".

Clear stamp from Frantic Stamper featuring a gingham / plaid / checkered background with the sentiments "you are udderly [utterly] awesome", "wishing you an udderly [utterly] great day", "just chicken [checking] on you", "you're still a spring chicken", "and... Read more about Gingham Farm - Clear Stamp

Seahorse Kisses Sentiments Glimmer Hot Foil Plate and Die Set is from the Seahorse Kisses Collection by Dawn Woleslagle. If you're looking for a stunning sentiment, try this uplifting set of three hot foil plates and matching dies to cut and stack for interest. Sentiments include Thinking... Read more about Seahorse Kisses Sentiments - Glimmer Hot Foil Plate and Die

Clear stamp from Hero Arts featuring a variety of Australian animals and sentiments, including koala, bandicoot, wombat, platypus, Tazmanian devil, kiwi, "you're a koal-ity [quality] friend", "happy birthday", "thank you", "auss-ome [awesome", "taz-mazing... Read more about Bandicoot and Friends - Clear Stamp

An thick outlined sea-themed clear stamp set featuring sealife, plants, a wave border and even a tiny sailboat with five matching sea sentiments. Coordinates with HA-DI877 Graphic Reef Frame Cuts.

Sentiments include "you are for shore my favorite person", "you're too cool for... Read more about Graphic Reef - Clear Stamp

One of nature's most stunningly-shelled creatures is the focus of this Color Layering stamp set. Stamp a different color on each layer of the abalone shell to build a beautifully colored image, without the coloring. Use with brightly colored inks for a bold look, or experiment with different mediums... Read more about Color Layering Abalone - Stamp Set

Coordinates with CM543 Color Layering Abalone clear stamp set.

Hero Arts Frame Cuts are designed to work on their own or pair with stamped images so you can add architectural form and tidy framing to your cardmaking, stamping projects, and more. They are made of solid metal construction... Read more about Color Layering Abalone Frame Cuts - Die Set

Stamp and die set from Hero Arts featuring juicy fruits and sentiments "you are the best", "have a sweet birthday", "you are such a sweet friend", "wishing you the berry best", and "thanks a bunch"!

Hero Arts stamps come paired with matching Frame... Read more about Berry Basket Bundle - Stamp and Die

"Lettuce turnip the beet peas" Model stitched on either 32 Ct. White Belfast or 32 Ct. Chalkboard Black (DMC 08 not used on Chalkboard Black) using DMC floss. Stitch Count 80x80. Design Size: 5" x 5".

"Let's put the fun back in Dysfunctional."

Imaginating Counted Cross Stitch Kits feature unique, quality patterns that are based off of one-of-a-kind artistic works! This package contains 14 count white fabric, floss, one needle, one layout page and easy to follow instructions. Finished size: 6x8 inches.

Clear stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the spicy phrases "Some like it hot", "Hello-peno", "Hot stuff", "Haba great day", "Keep calm and chili on", "I've got the hots for you", ""Just chili-in", "You're so spicy",... Read more about Chili Pepper Sayings - Clear Stamp

This little dill is actually ya really big dill! The chart was conceived of during the wee hours of a cross stitch retreat when my tablemates and I were a bit punch drunk from Stitching for 2 days!

The little beads are included with the chart! (50 of each color plus a few extra)

... Read more about Big Dill - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from The Elegant Thread featuring a lobster dressed as a mobster!

Pattern is stitched on 35 ct Putty linen from Weeks Dye Works. Stitch count is 59 x 83. NOTE: charms not included

His feathers are windswept, but his little hat is still professionally straight. The pigeon lands and hops along your windowsill. He's carrying a bright envelope in his beak- And it's addressed to you! You've got mail!

Model stitched on 16 count Sea Spray by Wichelt with DMC floss. The stitch count is 86 x 107 and the finished size is 5.4" x 6.7".

Cross stitch pattern from Val's Stuff featuring a frog, cup of coffee, and the pun "catfeinated".

Stitched on 27 Count Vintage Country Mocha Linda. Stitch Count: 53w x 80h Finished size is 3.93 in wide X 5.93 in high

Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring a crab at the beach with the phrase "Beach please"!

Model is stitched on linen of your choice using Romy's Creations with DMC conversion. Stitch count is 60 X 59. Finished size 3.75 in wide X 3.69 in high.

Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring the phrase "Life Is Better At The Beach"!

Model is stitched on linen of your choice using Romy's Creation floss with DMC conversion. Stitch count is 60 X 57. Finished size is 3.75 in wide X 3.56 in high.

Easter egg, with sentiment "you crack me up"! Stitch Count: 61W x 66H.

Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Count Light Ash Lugana with Classic Colorworks and Gentle Art floss.

Clear stamp and die set from Memory Box featuring fish, seaweed, kelp, and the following sentiments!
- Sending you some vitamin sea
- Sending you oceans of love
- Thinking of you
- Seas the day
- Let's shell-ebrate
- Happy birthday
- You are fin-tastic
- Feel... Read more about Deep Blue Ocean - Stamp and Die Set

Honor your beloved feline friends with these cute stamps!

This set features a cute, dreamy cat sleeping on a crescent moon. The thought bubbles allow the cat to dream of mice, fish bones, and other things cats love. Fun cat puns and sentiments finish the set.

This is a 4" x... Read more about Dreamy Cat - Stamp Set

Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "You're the butter to my bread"!

Model stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 72W x 61H.

Finished Size:
aida 14 - 14 x 12 cm (5 1/4 x 4 1/2 in)
aida 16 - 12 x 10 cm (4 1/2 x 4 in)

A set of four designs: the typography chart with their names, Rose wearing a red blanket, Merlot wearing a purple blanket, and Chardo- Neigh with beads in her hair.

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct using Forbidden Fiber Co not listed (016, 122, 210, 326, 509, 606, 1022, 1309), Sulky Poly... Read more about Pun Ponies - Cross Stitch Pattern

Resting Froggo Face. This design is beginner friendly, using standard DMC colors. Consider swapping out the celestial elements in the witch hat to DMC etoile or your favorite shiny floss. Finished projects from this design are easily finished in standard embroidery hoops or picture frames. Pattern is printed on one sheet, in full color, front & back.

Stitch count is 50w x 61h.

Relieve your stress by screaming like this bird! The bird is fashioned after a magpie, using standard DMC floss and easy to finish in a 5x7 frame if stitched on 18 count. The printed pattern is in full color, with colored blocks and symbols.

Stitch count is 76w x 116h.