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Crosstitute - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
$17.00  $1619
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Meet Crosstitute - a wickedly witty wordplay design that stitches together attitude and artistry in one unforgettable piece. This cross stitch chart is made for needleworkers who enjoy a little humor with their heirlooms and aren't afraid to let their stitching show some personality.

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Catfeinated - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Val's Stuff
$10.00  $899
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Cross stitch pattern from Val's Stuff featuring a frog, cup of coffee, and the pun "catfeinated".

Stitched on 27 Count Vintage Country Mocha Linda. Stitch Count: 53w x 80h Finished size is 3.93 in wide X 5.93 in high
Buttercup - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$699 to $2725
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a yellow flower border with the words "Suck It Up Buttercup" in script in the center.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 209 x 153 and the finished size is 14.9" x 10.9".
You Crack Me Up - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Little Stitch Girl
$599
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Easter egg, with sentiment "you crack me up"! Stitch Count: 61W x 66H.

Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Count Light Ash Lugana with Classic Colorworks and Gentle Art floss.
Welcome To Our Coop - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$699 to $1875
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with chickens and chicks that reads "Welcome to our coop, we're all cluckin crazy here".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 141 x 53 and the finished size is 10.1" x 3.8"
Shenanigans - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$699 to $1875
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern that reads "Prone to Shenanigans and Malarkey".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 86 and the finished size is 10" x 6.1".
Poops and Giggles - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$699 to $2325
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "It's all S**** and giggles until someone giggles and S****" with a roll of toilet paper.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 194 and the finished size is 9.9" x 13.9".
Shady Beach - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$699 to $1875
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a punny design with palm trees and the words "Nobody likes a shady beach".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 132 x 109 and the finished size is 9.4" x 7.8".
Boo Bees - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$699 to $2325
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring two bumblebees dressed up like ghosts with the words "Boo Bees".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 148 and the finished size is 11.4" x 10.6".
Climb A Cactus - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$699 to $1875
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cactus with the words "Go Climb A Cactus".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 96 and the finished size is 7.9" x 6.9".
Sew Tweet - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Luminous Fiber Arts
$8.00  $719
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Model stitched on 32 Ct. Macchiato Linen using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 51W x 63H and the finished size is 3.19" x 3.94".
Writer Of Meowmoirs - Cross Stitch Kit
by Riolis
$36.90  $3320
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Cross stitch kit from Riolis featuring a cat writing about its own life! Meows-merizing!

Kit contains 30 wool/acrylic threads, Zweigart 14ct. white AIDA, chart and needle. Size is 8.25" x 11.75"
I Love You a Watt - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
$7.00  $629
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Cross Stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring the phrase "I love you a watt"!

Stitched on 18ct Aida using DMC floss. Stitch count is 60 x 51. Finished Size: 3 3/8" x 2 3/4".
Resting Froggo Face - Cross Stitch Pattern
by BAD Stitch
$6.00  $569
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Resting Froggo Face. This design is beginner friendly, using standard DMC colors. Consider swapping out the celestial elements in the witch hat to DMC etoile or your favorite shiny floss. Finished projects from this design are easily finished in standard embroidery hoops or picture frames. Pattern is printed on one sheet, in full color, front & back.

Stitch count is 50w x 61h.
Let's Root for Each Other - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Rebel Stitcher
$9.00  $809
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Let's Root for Each Other is a design with a punny and positive message. Seven root vegetables are depicted. Stitch count is 129 x 59 stitches. Model was stitched on 16 ct. aida Cauldron Spill by Laura's Fabric. Chart calls for a mix of Classic Colorworks, The Gentle Arts, and DMC floss.
Woman Seweth Sampler - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$7.00  $629
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Cross stitch pattern from Imaginating featuring the phrase "Whatsoever a man soweth that shall he also reap. Whatsoever a woman seweth that may she also rip"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Antique White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 141w x 194h.
Fred's Ewenifying Question - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
$13.00  $1169
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Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring an adorable sheep wearing a hand-stitched red sweater with the text "Wool Ewe Be My Neighbor."

Model stitched on "Cornflower" 18-count Aida from Fiber on a Whim using DMC and Weeks Dye Works threads. Stitch count is 67 x 113.
You Can Toucan - Magnetic Needle Minder
by Luca-S
$1378
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Cute needle minder from Luca-S featuring a tropical bird with sentiment "tou can do it"!

Approximately 1.2" x 1.2"
Beg Your Pawdon - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
$11.00  $989
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Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring a cat's paw with the sentiment "I beg your pawdon" with other cat-related imagery!

Model stitched on 18ct Winter Woolens Aida from Seraphim using DMC thread. Stitch count is 60w x 60h
Hissed Off - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
$11.00  $989
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Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring an angry cat with the sentiment "Hissed off"!

Model stitched on 18ct aida using DMC thread. Stitch count is 64w x 51h and the finished size is 3.56" x 2.83".
Santa and Friends - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Tiny Modernist
$12.00  $1079
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Cross stitch pattern from Tiny Modernist includes three designs! The first design features Santa Claus with the sentiment "Have a holly jolly Christmas". The second design features two alpacas with scarves, lights, and presents. The third design features a sloth draped over a pine branch... Read more
Bee Still My Heart - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Heartstring Samplery
$12.00  $1079
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Cross stitch pattern from Heartstring Samplery featuring a stitch mat and a needle book with the theme "Bee still my heart"!

Stitch counts:
- Stitch mat: 143w x 88h
- Needle book: 123w x 68h
A Bee C - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Fairy Wool in the Wood
$18.00  Sale $1439
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Model stitched on Linen Green Dragon by Eclypse's Colors using DMC thread. Stitch count is 63 x 57.
Mantis Life - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Ink Circles
$8.00  $719
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Mantises and irises are popping up everywhere this spring, and this female is living her best life. Size is 92w by 64h and is stitched with Classic Colorworks cotton floss in Rainy Day, Pickled Beets, Honeycomb, and four shades of DMC. Fabric shown is 32 count Weeks Dye Works Light Khaki. Love,... Read more
Green Thumb 4-Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$12.00  Sale $959
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring the silly phrases "You grow girl", "Gardening is dirt cheap", "Crazy plant lady" and "Sometimes I wet my plants"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Lemon Chiffon Aida using DMC floss. Stitch counts are 53... Read more
Shore Is Fun - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitches By Ethel
$9.00  $809
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Cross stitch pattern from Stitches By Ethel featuring a crow and mouse having shore-ly having a great time at the beach!

Pattern is stitched on 28 ct Caramel by Seraphim Hand Dyed Fabrics using DMC threads. Not listed: Just Another Button 4725.S. Stitch count is 85w x 55h.
Sassy Beach 4 Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$12.00  Sale $959
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring four summer sayings. "Talk to the sand", "That crazy little son of a beach", "You used to call me on my shellphone", "Avoid pier pressure"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads.
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Fall Vibes 4-Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$12.00  Sale $959
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring four sassy autumn puns! "Nuts about fall" "Leaf me alone" "Happy fall vibes" "Oh my gourd"!

The pattern is stitched on 14 ct Natural Rustico Aida using DMC floss. Stitch counts and finished sizes... Read more
Dsyfunctional - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$9.00  Sale $719
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Cross stitch pattern from Imaginating featuring the phrase "Let's put the fun back in dysfunctional"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 81w x 114h. Finished size is 5.79" x 8.14".
Here for the Boos - Halloween Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$6.00  Sale $479
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"I'm just here for the boos." Model stitched on 14 Ct. green Aida using DMC & DMC Light Effects floss. Stitch Count: 160 x 95. Finished size is 11.43 in wide X 6.79 in high.
Gingham Farm - Clear Stamp
by Frantic Stamper
$20.99  Sale $1888
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Clear stamp from Frantic Stamper featuring a gingham / plaid / checkered background with the sentiments "you are udderly [utterly] awesome", "wishing you an udderly [utterly] great day", "just chicken [checking] on you", "you're still a spring chicken", "and... Read more
Seahorse Kisses Sentiments - Glimmer Hot Foil Plate and Die
by Dawn Woleslagle for Spellbinders
$25.00  Sale $1998
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Seahorse Kisses Sentiments Glimmer Hot Foil Plate and Die Set is from the Seahorse Kisses Collection by Dawn Woleslagle. If you're looking for a stunning sentiment, try this uplifting set of three hot foil plates and matching dies to cut and stack for interest. Sentiments include Thinking... Read more
Bandicoot and Friends - Clear Stamp
by Hero Arts
$16.00  Sale $1279
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Clear stamp from Hero Arts featuring a variety of Australian animals and sentiments, including koala, bandicoot, wombat, platypus, Tazmanian devil, kiwi, "you're a koal-ity [quality] friend", "happy birthday", "thank you", "auss-ome [awesome", "taz-mazing... Read more
Graphic Reef - Clear Stamp
by Hero Arts
$16.00  Clearance $959
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An thick outlined sea-themed clear stamp set featuring sealife, plants, a wave border and even a tiny sailboat with five matching sea sentiments. Coordinates with HA-DI877 Graphic Reef Frame Cuts.

Sentiments include "you are for shore my favorite person", "you're too cool for... Read more
Color Layering Abalone - Stamp Set
by Hero Arts
$16.00  Clearance $959
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One of nature's most stunningly-shelled creatures is the focus of this Color Layering stamp set. Stamp a different color on each layer of the abalone shell to build a beautifully colored image, without the coloring. Use with brightly colored inks for a bold look, or experiment with different mediums... Read more
Produce Labels - Stamp and Die
by Hero Arts
$25.00  Sale $1999
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Stamp and die set from Hero Arts featuring fruits, vegetables, and puns "I've bean thinking of you", "rooting for you", "lettuce celebrate", "you're berry special", "thank you", and "farmers market"!

Inspired by a vintage farmer's market... Read more
Color Layering Abalone Frame Cuts - Die Set
by Hero Arts
$10.00  Clearance $599
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Coordinates with CM543 Color Layering Abalone clear stamp set.

Hero Arts Frame Cuts are designed to work on their own or pair with stamped images so you can add architectural form and tidy framing to your cardmaking, stamping projects, and more. They are made of solid metal construction... Read more
Berry Basket Bundle - Stamp and Die
by Hero Arts
$27.00  Sale $2159
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Stamp and die set from Hero Arts featuring juicy fruits and sentiments "you are the best", "have a sweet birthday", "you are such a sweet friend", "wishing you the berry best", and "thanks a bunch"!

Hero Arts stamps come paired with matching Frame... Read more
Turnip the Beet - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design
$10.00  $899
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"Lettuce turnip the beet peas" Model stitched on either 32 Ct. White Belfast or 32 Ct. Chalkboard Black (DMC 08 not used on Chalkboard Black) using DMC floss. Stitch Count 80x80. Design Size: 5" x 5".
A Waffle Lot - Valentines Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design
$10.00  $899
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Cross stitch pattern from Hands on Design featuring a new 'hallmark moment' classic for the day of hearts & love! I say make it a useful pincushion to be displayed & used year round. "I love you a waffle lot!"

Model Stitched on 32 ct. Antique White Belfast using DMC floss. Stitch count: Waffle Top 65 x 65; Waffle Bottom 65 x 65. Finished sizes: 4.06" x 4.06".
DysFUNctional Me - Cross Stitch Kit
by Imaginating
$26.00  Sale $1975
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"Let's put the fun back in Dysfunctional."

Imaginating Counted Cross Stitch Kits feature unique, quality patterns that are based off of one-of-a-kind artistic works! This package contains 14 count white fabric, floss, one needle, one layout page and easy to follow instructions. Finished size: 6x8 inches.
Chili Pepper Sayings - Clear Stamp
by Impression Obsession
$13.00  Sale $999
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Clear stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the spicy phrases "Some like it hot", "Hello-peno", "Hot stuff", "Haba great day", "Keep calm and chili on", "I've got the hots for you", ""Just chili-in", "You're so spicy",... Read more
You're The Butter To My Bread - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Artmishka
$605 to $849
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Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "You're the butter to my bread"!

Model stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 72W x 61H.

Finished Size:
aida 14 - 14 x 12 cm (5 1/4 x 4 1/2 in)
aida 16 - 12 x 10 cm (4 1/2 x 4 in)
CawCawPhony - Cross Stitch Pattern
by BAD Stitch
$10.00  Sale $849
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Relieve your stress by screaming like this bird! The bird is fashioned after a magpie, using standard DMC floss and easy to finish in a 5x7 frame if stitched on 18 count. The printed pattern is in full color, with colored blocks and symbols.

Stitch count is 76w x 116h.
Drinkerbell Edger - Paper Cuts Craft Die
by Creative Expressions
$18.75  Clearance $1124
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This gorgeous wording edger die has been inspired by the art of paper cutting and gives a beautiful hand-cut quality that's quick and easy to achieve. The cut-out design is so attractive, unusual wording creating a stunning finish to your cards and scrapbook pages.

The dies give the... Read more
Moo-Velous Mini - Clear Stamp
by Penny Black
$9.50  Sale $759
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Clear stamp from Penny Black featuring a cow with a heart and the phrases "Hi there, Moo-velous", "Party 'til the cows come home" and "You are udderly amazing"!

3" x 4"
In The Moooo'D Mini - Clear Stamp
by Penny Black
$9.50  Sale $759
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Clear stamp from Penny Black featuring a cow with a flower and the phrase "I'm in the moooo'd for celebrating with you"!

3" x 4"
Whittle Panda Pickup - Stamp and Die Set
by Poppystamps
$24.00  $2279
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Stamp and die set from Poppystamps featuring pandas, a pickup truck, and sentiments "bear hugs", "bear-y cool", "let's get together", "sayin' hello", "sending truckloads of love", "birthday panda-monium", and "keep on truckin'"!... Read more


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