Puns

This fun cross stitch pattern from My Big Toe Designs features the saying, "We all cross our X's one leg at a time" with cute cross stitch motifs.

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct. Ivory Jobelan using Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch count is 95w x 63. Finished size is 5.94" x 3.94".

Meet Crosstitute - a wickedly witty wordplay design that stitches together attitude and artistry in one unforgettable piece. This cross stitch chart is made for needleworkers who enjoy a little humor with their heirlooms and aren't afraid to let their stitching show some personality.

... Read more about Crosstitute - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Imaginating featuring the phrase "Whatsoever a man soweth that shall he also reap. Whatsoever a woman seweth that may she also rip"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Antique White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 141w x 194h.

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern that reads "Prone to Shenanigans and Malarkey".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 86 and the finished size is 10" x 6.1".

Quilt Pattern featuring Gerome the gnome! Project Size: 12" x 12"
Uses scraps!

Creep into Halloween with the next installment of my Pillow Puns series, Halloween Puns II. These smalls are the perfect addition to add a touch of eerie charm to your Halloween decor. "Creep it real" "Bone to be wild"

Stitched on 32ct Raw Natural Linen by Zweigart using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 60W x 60H each.

Resting Froggo Face. This design is beginner friendly, using standard DMC colors. Consider swapping out the celestial elements in the witch hat to DMC etoile or your favorite shiny floss. Finished projects from this design are easily finished in standard embroidery hoops or picture frames. Pattern is printed on one sheet, in full color, front & back.

Stitch count is 50w x 61h.

Note from designer: Yep I said it! Shed Happens! It's a good think I got good photos of this before my little cat chewed off the bow and ripped up the linen! Funny she picked the Dog one out of all of them sitting there waiting to get photographed. I have included a photo of the little... Read more about Shed Happens - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring a cat's paw with the sentiment "I beg your pawdon" with other cat-related imagery!

Model stitched on 18ct Winter Woolens Aida from Seraphim using DMC thread. Stitch count is 60w x 60h

Cross stitch pattern from Tiny Modernist includes three designs! The first design features Santa Claus with the sentiment "Have a holly jolly Christmas". The second design features two alpacas with scarves, lights, and presents. The third design features a sloth draped over a pine branch... Read more about Santa and Friends - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring an adorable sheep wearing a hand-stitched red sweater with the text "Wool Ewe Be My Neighbor."

Model stitched on "Cornflower" 18-count Aida from Fiber on a Whim using DMC and Weeks Dye Works threads. Stitch count is 67 x 113.

Cross stitch pattern from Heartstring Samplery featuring a stitch mat and a needle book with the theme "Bee still my heart"!

Stitch counts:
- Stitch mat: 143w x 88h
- Needle book: 123w x 68h

Mantises and irises are popping up everywhere this spring, and this female is living her best life. Size is 92w by 64h and is stitched with Classic Colorworks cotton floss in Rainy Day, Pickled Beets, Honeycomb, and four shades of DMC. Fabric shown is 32 count Weeks Dye Works Light Khaki. Love,... Read more about Mantis Life - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring the silly phrases "You grow girl", "Gardening is dirt cheap", "Crazy plant lady" and "Sometimes I wet my plants"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Lemon Chiffon Aida using DMC floss. Stitch counts are 53... Read more about Green Thumb 4-Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Stitches By Ethel featuring a crow and mouse having shore-ly having a great time at the beach!

Pattern is stitched on 28 ct Caramel by Seraphim Hand Dyed Fabrics using DMC threads. Not listed: Just Another Button 4725.S. Stitch count is 85w x 55h.

Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring four summer sayings. "Talk to the sand", "That crazy little son of a beach", "You used to call me on my shellphone", "Avoid pier pressure"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads.
... Read more about Sassy Beach 4 Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring four sassy autumn puns! "Nuts about fall" "Leaf me alone" "Happy fall vibes" "Oh my gourd"!

The pattern is stitched on 14 ct Natural Rustico Aida using DMC floss. Stitch counts and finished sizes... Read more about Fall Vibes 4-Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Imaginating featuring the phrase "Let's put the fun back in dysfunctional"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 81w x 114h. Finished size is 5.79" x 8.14".

Cross stitch pattern from Val's Stuff featuring a frog, cup of coffee, and the pun "catfeinated".

Stitched on 27 Count Vintage Country Mocha Linda. Stitch Count: 53w x 80h Finished size is 3.93 in wide X 5.93 in high

"I'm just here for the boos." Model stitched on 14 Ct. green Aida using DMC & DMC Light Effects floss. Stitch Count: 160 x 95. Finished size is 11.43 in wide X 6.79 in high.

Model stitched on 32 Ct. Macchiato Linen using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 51W x 63H and the finished size is 3.19" x 3.94".

Honor your beloved feline friends with these cute stamps!

This set features a cute, dreamy cat sleeping on a crescent moon. The thought bubbles allow the cat to dream of mice, fish bones, and other things cats love. Fun cat puns and sentiments finish the set.

This is a 4" x... Read more about Dreamy Cat - Stamp Set

Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "You're the butter to my bread"!

Model stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 72W x 61H.

Finished Size:
aida 14 - 14 x 12 cm (5 1/4 x 4 1/2 in)
aida 16 - 12 x 10 cm (4 1/2 x 4 in)

A set of four designs: the typography chart with their names, Rose wearing a red blanket, Merlot wearing a purple blanket, and Chardo- Neigh with beads in her hair.

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct using Forbidden Fiber Co not listed (016, 122, 210, 326, 509, 606, 1022, 1309), Sulky Poly... Read more about Pun Ponies - Cross Stitch Pattern

Relieve your stress by screaming like this bird! The bird is fashioned after a magpie, using standard DMC floss and easy to finish in a 5x7 frame if stitched on 18 count. The printed pattern is in full color, with colored blocks and symbols.

Stitch count is 76w x 116h.

This gorgeous wording edger die has been inspired by the art of paper cutting and gives a beautiful hand-cut quality that's quick and easy to achieve. The cut-out design is so attractive, unusual wording creating a stunning finish to your cards and scrapbook pages.

The dies give the... Read more about Drinkerbell Edger - Paper Cuts Craft Die

Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a Fun Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design! Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 114w x 120h.

Your cowboy will be pleased as punch when you stitch this one up for him!

Model was stitched on 32ct Mudders Milk linen from Lapin Loops using Weeks Dye Works and Classic Colorworks threads. Stitch count is 93 x 96.

This little dill is actually ya really big dill! The chart was conceived of during the wee hours of a cross stitch retreat when my tablemates and I were a bit punch drunk from Stitching for 2 days!

The little beads are included with the chart! (50 of each color plus a few extra)

... Read more about Big Dill - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch kit from Design Works featuring cheerful bees with flowerpot and sentiment "bee kind"!

This package contains 14 count Aida, 100% cotton embroidery floss, one needle and fully illustrated chart and instructions. Finished Size: 5x7 inches. Design: Bee Kind. Made in USA.

Cross stitch pattern from The Elegant Thread featuring a lobster dressed as a mobster!

Pattern is stitched on 35 ct Putty linen from Weeks Dye Works. Stitch count is 59 x 83. NOTE: charms not included

Clear stamp from Frantic Stamper featuring a gingham / plaid / checkered background with the sentiments "you are udderly [utterly] awesome", "wishing you an udderly [utterly] great day", "just chicken [checking] on you", "you're still a spring chicken", "and... Read more about Gingham Farm - Clear Stamp

Seahorse Kisses Sentiments Glimmer Hot Foil Plate and Die Set is from the Seahorse Kisses Collection by Dawn Woleslagle. If you're looking for a stunning sentiment, try this uplifting set of three hot foil plates and matching dies to cut and stack for interest. Sentiments include Thinking... Read more about Seahorse Kisses Sentiments - Glimmer Hot Foil Plate and Die

Clear stamp from Hero Arts featuring a variety of Australian animals and sentiments, including koala, bandicoot, wombat, platypus, Tazmanian devil, kiwi, "you're a koal-ity [quality] friend", "happy birthday", "thank you", "auss-ome [awesome", "taz-mazing... Read more about Bandicoot and Friends - Clear Stamp

An thick outlined sea-themed clear stamp set featuring sealife, plants, a wave border and even a tiny sailboat with five matching sea sentiments. Coordinates with HA-DI877 Graphic Reef Frame Cuts.

Sentiments include "you are for shore my favorite person", "you're too cool for... Read more about Graphic Reef - Clear Stamp

One of nature's most stunningly-shelled creatures is the focus of this Color Layering stamp set. Stamp a different color on each layer of the abalone shell to build a beautifully colored image, without the coloring. Use with brightly colored inks for a bold look, or experiment with different mediums... Read more about Color Layering Abalone - Stamp Set

Stamp and die set from Hero Arts featuring fruits, vegetables, and puns "I've bean thinking of you", "rooting for you", "lettuce celebrate", "you're berry special", "thank you", and "farmers market"!

Inspired by a vintage farmer's market... Read more about Produce Labels - Stamp and Die

Coordinates with CM543 Color Layering Abalone clear stamp set.

Hero Arts Frame Cuts are designed to work on their own or pair with stamped images so you can add architectural form and tidy framing to your cardmaking, stamping projects, and more. They are made of solid metal construction... Read more about Color Layering Abalone Frame Cuts - Die Set

Stamp and die set from Hero Arts featuring juicy fruits and sentiments "you are the best", "have a sweet birthday", "you are such a sweet friend", "wishing you the berry best", and "thanks a bunch"!

Hero Arts stamps come paired with matching Frame... Read more about Berry Basket Bundle - Stamp and Die

"Lettuce turnip the beet peas" Model stitched on either 32 Ct. White Belfast or 32 Ct. Chalkboard Black (DMC 08 not used on Chalkboard Black) using DMC floss. Stitch Count 80x80. Design Size: 5" x 5".

Cross stitch pattern from Hands on Design featuring a new 'hallmark moment' classic for the day of hearts & love! I say make it a useful pincushion to be displayed & used year round. "I love you a waffle lot!"

Model Stitched on 32 ct. Antique White Belfast using DMC floss. Stitch count: Waffle Top 65 x 65; Waffle Bottom 65 x 65. Finished sizes: 4.06" x 4.06".

"Let's put the fun back in Dysfunctional."

Imaginating Counted Cross Stitch Kits feature unique, quality patterns that are based off of one-of-a-kind artistic works! This package contains 14 count white fabric, floss, one needle, one layout page and easy to follow instructions. Finished size: 6x8 inches.

Clear stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the spicy phrases "Some like it hot", "Hello-peno", "Hot stuff", "Haba great day", "Keep calm and chili on", "I've got the hots for you", ""Just chili-in", "You're so spicy",... Read more about Chili Pepper Sayings - Clear Stamp

No worries, a friendly llama is here to make you smile! Featuring a fun play on words, No Probllama in counted cross stitch by Dimensions is quick and easy to stitch.

Finished size: 6" diameter. Kit contains presorted thread, 14 count white Aida , 6-inch bamboo hoop, needle, and instructions.

Cute needle minder from Luca-S featuring a tropical bird with sentiment "tou can do it"!

Approximately 1.2" x 1.2"

Easter egg, with sentiment "you crack me up"! Stitch Count: 61W x 66H.

Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Count Light Ash Lugana with Classic Colorworks and Gentle Art floss.

Clear stamp and die set from Memory Box featuring fish, seaweed, kelp, and the following sentiments!
- Sending you some vitamin sea
- Sending you oceans of love
- Thinking of you
- Seas the day
- Let's shell-ebrate
- Happy birthday
- You are fin-tastic
- Feel... Read more about Deep Blue Ocean - Stamp and Die Set

Clear stamp from Penny Black featuring a cow with a heart and the phrases "Hi there, Moo-velous", "Party 'til the cows come home" and "You are udderly amazing"!

3" x 4"