Puns

Fred's Ewenifying Question - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
$13.00  $1169
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Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring an adorable sheep wearing a hand-stitched red sweater with the text "Wool Ewe Be My Neighbor."

Model stitched on "Cornflower" 18-count Aida from Fiber on a Whim using DMC and Weeks Dye Works threads. Stitch count is 67 x 113.
Turnip the Beet - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design
$10.00  $899
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"Lettuce turnip the beet peas" Model stitched on either 32 Ct. White Belfast or 32 Ct. Chalkboard Black (DMC 08 not used on Chalkboard Black) using DMC floss. Stitch Count 80x80. Design Size: 5" x 5".
You're The Butter To My Bread - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Artmishka
$605 to $849
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Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "You're the butter to my bread"!

Model stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 72W x 61H.

Finished Size:
aida 14 - 14 x 12 cm (5 1/4 x 4 1/2 in)
aida 16 - 12 x 10 cm (4 1/2 x 4 in)
Writer Of Meowmoirs - Cross Stitch Kit
by Riolis
$36.90  $3320
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Cross stitch kit from Riolis featuring a cat writing about its own life! Meows-merizing!

Kit contains 30 wool/acrylic threads, Zweigart 14ct. white AIDA, chart and needle. Size is 8.25" x 11.75"
Halloween Puns II - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitchy Prose
$10.00  $899
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Creep into Halloween with the next installment of my Pillow Puns series, Halloween Puns II. These smalls are the perfect addition to add a touch of eerie charm to your Halloween decor. "Creep it real" "Bone to be wild"

Stitched on 32ct Raw Natural Linen by Zweigart using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 60W x 60H each.
Size Matters - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
$13.00  $1234
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Your cowboy will be pleased as punch when you stitch this one up for him!

Model was stitched on 32ct Mudders Milk linen from Lapin Loops using Weeks Dye Works and Classic Colorworks threads. Stitch count is 93 x 96.
Shore Is Fun - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitches By Ethel
$9.00  $809
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Cross stitch pattern from Stitches By Ethel featuring a crow and mouse having shore-ly having a great time at the beach!

Pattern is stitched on 28 ct Caramel by Seraphim Hand Dyed Fabrics using DMC threads. Not listed: Just Another Button 4725.S. Stitch count is 85w x 55h.
Mobstah - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Elegant Thread
$12.00  Sale $959
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Cross stitch pattern from The Elegant Thread featuring a lobster dressed as a mobster!

Pattern is stitched on 35 ct Putty linen from Weeks Dye Works. Stitch count is 59 x 83. NOTE: charms not included
No Probllama - Counted Cross Stitch Kit
by Dimensions
$11.39  $1024
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No worries, a friendly llama is here to make you smile! Featuring a fun play on words, No Probllama in counted cross stitch by Dimensions is quick and easy to stitch.

Finished size: 6" diameter. Kit contains presorted thread, 14 count white Aida , 6-inch bamboo hoop, needle, and instructions.
Gnomies (14 Count) - Cross Stitch Kit
by Dimensions
$11.39  $1024
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The delightful Gnomies design in counted cross stitch from Dimensions features a trio of adorable gnomes and a cute play on words. It's a perfect gift for special friends! Finished size: 6" diameter. Kit contains presorted thread, 14 count white Aida, 6-inch bamboo hoop, needle, and instructions.
Santa and Friends - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Tiny Modernist
$12.00  $1079
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Cross stitch pattern from Tiny Modernist includes three designs! The first design features Santa Claus with the sentiment "Have a holly jolly Christmas". The second design features two alpacas with scarves, lights, and presents. The third design features a sloth draped over a pine branch... Read more
Drinkerbell Edger - Paper Cuts Craft Die
by Creative Expressions
$18.75  Clearance $1124
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This gorgeous wording edger die has been inspired by the art of paper cutting and gives a beautiful hand-cut quality that's quick and easy to achieve. The cut-out design is so attractive, unusual wording creating a stunning finish to your cards and scrapbook pages.

The dies give the... Read more
Beer Happy Edger - Paper Cuts Craft Die
by Creative Expressions
$21.00  Sale $1679
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Craft die from Creative Expressions featuring sentiment "don't worry, beer happy"!

This gorgeous wording edger die has been inspired by the art of paper cutting and gives a beautiful hand-cut quality that's quick and easy to achieve. Single die makes an attractive card with just one cut.
Market Fresh Puns - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$18.00  Sale $1529
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring five great MARKET FRESH PUNS in counted cross stitch. "Don't kale my vibe" "It takes two to mango" "Practice what you peach" "You've guac to be kidding me" "Peas be kind to others"
Model can... Read more
Shed Happens - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
$9.00  $854
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Note from designer: Yep I said it! Shed Happens! It's a good think I got good photos of this before my little cat chewed off the bow and ripped up the linen! Funny she picked the Dog one out of all of them sitting there waiting to get photographed. I have included a photo of the little... Read more
Big Dill - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
$15.00  $1424
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This little dill is actually ya really big dill! The chart was conceived of during the wee hours of a cross stitch retreat when my tablemates and I were a bit punch drunk from Stitching for 2 days!

The little beads are included with the chart! (50 of each color plus a few extra)

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Bee Kind - Cross Stitch Kit
by Design Works
$10.00  $898
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Cross stitch kit from Design Works featuring cheerful bees with flowerpot and sentiment "bee kind"!

This package contains 14 count Aida, 100% cotton embroidery floss, one needle and fully illustrated chart and instructions. Finished Size: 5x7 inches. Design: Bee Kind. Made in USA.
Produce Labels - Stamp and Die
by Hero Arts
$25.00  $2249
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Stamp and die set from Hero Arts featuring fruits, vegetables, and puns "I've bean thinking of you", "rooting for you", "lettuce celebrate", "you're berry special", "thank you", and "farmers market"!

Inspired by a vintage farmer's market... Read more
Color Layering Abalone Frame Cuts - Die Set
by Hero Arts
$10.00  Clearance $599
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Coordinates with CM543 Color Layering Abalone clear stamp set.

Hero Arts Frame Cuts are designed to work on their own or pair with stamped images so you can add architectural form and tidy framing to your cardmaking, stamping projects, and more. They are made of solid metal construction... Read more
Berry Basket Bundle - Stamp and Die
by Hero Arts
$27.00  Sale $2159
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Stamp and die set from Hero Arts featuring juicy fruits and sentiments "you are the best", "have a sweet birthday", "you are such a sweet friend", "wishing you the berry best", and "thanks a bunch"!

Hero Arts stamps come paired with matching Frame... Read more
A Waffle Lot - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design
$10.00  $899
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Cross stitch pattern from Hands on Design featuring a new 'hallmark moment' classic for the day of hearts & love! I say make it a useful pincushion to be displayed & used year round. "I love you a waffle lot!"

Model Stitched on 32ct Antique White Belfast using DMC floss. Stitch count: Waffle Top 65 x 65; Waffle Bottom 65 x 65.
DysFUNctional Me - Cross Stitch Kit
by Imaginating
$26.00  $2235
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"Let's put the fun back in Dysfunctional."

Imaginating Counted Cross Stitch Kits feature unique, quality patterns that are based off of one-of-a-kind artistic works! This package contains 14 count white fabric, floss, one needle, one layout page and easy to follow instructions. Finished size: 6x8 inches.
Chili Pepper Sayings - Clear Stamp
by Impression Obsession
$13.00  Sale $1000
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Clear stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the spicy phrases "Some like it hot", "Hello-peno", "Hot stuff", "Haba great day", "Keep calm and chili on", "I've got the hots for you", ""Just chili-in", "You're so spicy",... Read more
Simplici-Tea - Four Stitch Embroidery Kit
by Jennifer Jangles
$24.95  Clearance $1496
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Embroidery kit from Jennifer Jangles featuring tea cup and pun "simplici-tea"!

This kit uses four stitches to complete the kit. Stitches used in this kit are Daisy, Satin, Stem, and Woven Picot. This kit includes preprinted fabric, 6" embroidery hoop, floss, needle, stitch... Read more
Beg Your Pawdon - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
$11.00  $989
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Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring a cat's paw with the sentiment "I beg your pawdon" with other cat-related imagery!

Model stitched on 18ct Winter Woolens Aida from Seraphim using DMC thread. Stitch count is 60w x 60h
Hissed Off - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
$11.00  $989
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Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring an angry cat with the sentiment "Hissed off"!

Model stitched on 18ct Winter Woolens Aida from Seraphim using DMC thread. Stitch count is 64w x 51h.
Bee Still My Heart - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Heartstring Samplery
$12.00  Sale $959
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Cross stitch pattern from Heartstring Samplery featuring a stitch mat and a needle book with the theme "Bee still my heart"!

Stitch counts:
- Stitch mat: 143w x 88h
- Needle book: 123w x 68h
A Bee C - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Fairy Wool in the Wood
$18.00  Sale $1439
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Model stitched on Linen Green Dragon by Eclypse's Colors using DMC thread. Stitch count is 63 x 57.
Mantis Life - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Ink Circles
$8.00  Sale $639
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Mantises and irises are popping up everywhere this spring, and this female is living her best life. Size is 92w by 64h and is stitched with Classic Colorworks cotton floss in Rainy Day, Pickled Beets, Honeycomb, and four shades of DMC. Fabric shown is 32 count Weeks Dye Works Light Khaki. Love,... Read more
Possibili-Teas - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sister Lou Stitches
$13.00  Sale $1039
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Cross stitch pattern from Sister Lou Stiches featuring towering tea cups with the phrase "Take time in life to sip the possibill-teas"!
Model stitched on 16 ct. Egyptian Licorice Tea using DMC and Gentle Arts thread. Stitch count is 100 x 100.
Woman Seweth Sampler - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$7.00  $629
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Cross stitch pattern from Imaginating featuring the phrase "Whatsoever a man soweth that shall he also reap. Whatsoever a woman seweth that may she also rip"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Antique White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 141w x 194h.
You Can Toucan - Magnetic Needle Minder
by Luca-S
$1378
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Cute needle minder from Luca-S featuring a tropical bird with sentiment "tou can do it"!

Approximately 1.2" x 1.2"
You Crack Me Up - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Little Stitch Girl
$5.99  Sale $539
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Easter egg, with sentiment "you crack me up"! Stitch Count: 61W x 66H.

Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Count Light Ash Lugana with Classic Colorworks and Gentle Art floss.
Deep Blue Ocean - Stamp and Die Set
by Memory Box
$33.00  Sale $2804
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Clear stamp and die set from Memory Box featuring fish, seaweed, kelp, and the following sentiments!
- Sending you some vitamin sea
- Sending you oceans of love
- Thinking of you
- Seas the day
- Let's shell-ebrate
- Happy birthday
- You are fin-tastic
- Feel... Read more
You Anchor Me - Clear Stamp Set
by Memory Box
$15.00  Sale $1274
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Clear stamp set from Memory Box featuring the silhouettes of an anchor and several fish, plus the following sentiments!
- Best day ever
- Wishing you oceans of happiness
- Smooth seas never made a skillful sailor
- Knowing you are always there anchors me
- Ahoy
- Drop anchor... Read more
Dreamy Cat - Stamp Set
by Altenew
$16.00  Clearance $958
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Honor your beloved feline friends with these cute stamps!

This set features a cute, dreamy cat sleeping on a crescent moon. The thought bubbles allow the cat to dream of mice, fish bones, and other things cats love. Fun cat puns and sentiments finish the set.

This is a 4" x... Read more
Tea for Two - Stamp Set
by Altenew
$24.00  Clearance $1438
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If you love tea and puns, this is the stamp set for you!

The delightful images will add a dainty and classic touch to your cards with vintage teapots, teacups, and floral centerpieces. Fill in the images with watercolor, markers, or other coloring mediums. Use the stamps for your handmade... Read more
Resting Froggo Face - Cross Stitch Pattern
by BAD Stitch
$6.00  $569
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Resting Froggo Face. This design is beginner friendly, using standard DMC colors. Consider swapping out the celestial elements in the witch hat to DMC etoile or your favorite shiny floss. Finished projects from this design are easily finished in standard embroidery hoops or picture frames. Pattern is printed on one sheet, in full color, front & back.

Stitch count is 50w x 61h.
CawCawPhony - Cross Stitch Pattern
by BAD Stitch
$10.00  Sale $849
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Relieve your stress by screaming like this bird! The bird is fashioned after a magpie, using standard DMC floss and easy to finish in a 5x7 frame if stitched on 18 count. The printed pattern is in full color, with colored blocks and symbols.

Stitch count is 76w x 116h.
Green Thumb 4-Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$12.00  $1079
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring the silly phrases "You grow girl", "Gardening is dirt cheap", "Crazy plant lady" and "Sometimes I wet my plants"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Lemon Chiffon Aida using DMC floss. Stitch counts are 53... Read more
Life's A Beach 4 Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$12.00  Sale $959
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring four summer sayings. "Don't be jelly", "Life's a beach", "Make waves", "One in a melon"!

Patterns are stitched on 14 count White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch counts are, Dont BE Jelly: 44 x 59, Make A Wish: 46 x 59, Life's A Beach: 44 x 60, One In A Melon: 44 x 59.
Sassy Beach 4 Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$12.00  Sale $959
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring four summer sayings. "Talk to the sand", "That crazy little son of a beach", "You used to call me on my shellphone", "Avoid pier pressure"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads.
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Fall Vibes 4-Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$12.00  $1079
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring four sassy autumn puns! "Nuts about fall" "Leaf me alone" "Happy fall vibes" "Oh my gourd"!

The pattern is stitched on 14 ct Natural Rustico Aida using DMC floss. Stitch counts and finished sizes... Read more
Dsyfunctional - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$9.00  $809
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Cross stitch pattern from Imaginating featuring the phrase "Let's put the fun back in dysfunctional"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 81w x 114h. Finished size is 5.79" x 8.14".
Moo-Velous Mini - Clear Stamp
by Penny Black
$9.50  Sale $759
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Clear stamp from Penny Black featuring a cow with a heart and the phrases "Hi there, Moo-velous", "Party 'til the cows come home" and "You are udderly amazing"!

3" x 4"
In The Moooo'D Mini - Clear Stamp
by Penny Black
$9.50  Sale $759
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Clear stamp from Penny Black featuring a cow with a flower and the phrase "I'm in the moooo'd for celebrating with you"!

3" x 4"
Whittle Panda Pickup - Stamp and Die Set
by Poppystamps
$24.00  Sale $2039
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Stamp and die set from Poppystamps featuring pandas, a pickup truck, and sentiments "bear hugs", "bear-y cool", "let's get together", "sayin' hello", "sending truckloads of love", "birthday panda-monium", and "keep on truckin'"!... Read more
Let's Root for Each Other - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Rebel Stitcher
$9.00  $809
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Let's Root for Each Other is a design with a punny and positive message. Seven root vegetables are depicted. Stitch count is 129 x 59 stitches. Model was stitched on 16 ct. aida Cauldron Spill by Laura's Fabric. Chart calls for a mix of Classic Colorworks, The Gentle Arts, and DMC floss.


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