Puns Cross Stitch Patterns

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Woman Seweth Sampler - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$7.00  $629
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Cross stitch pattern from Imaginating featuring the phrase "Whatsoever a man soweth that shall he also reap. Whatsoever a woman seweth that may she also rip"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Antique White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 141w x 194h.
25-1690
Dsyfunctional - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$9.00  $809
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Cross stitch pattern from Imaginating featuring the phrase "Let's put the fun back in dysfunctional"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 81w x 114h. Finished size is 5.79" x 8.14".
24-2023
Shore Is Fun - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitches By Ethel
$9.00  $809
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Cross stitch pattern from Stitches By Ethel featuring a crow and mouse having shore-ly having a great time at the beach!

Pattern is stitched on 28 ct Caramel by Seraphim Hand Dyed Fabrics using DMC threads. Not listed: Just Another Button 4725.S. Stitch count is 85w x 55h.
24-1595
Green Thumb 4-Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$12.00  $1079
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring the silly phrases "You grow girl", "Gardening is dirt cheap", "Crazy plant lady" and "Sometimes I wet my plants"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Lemon Chiffon Aida using DMC floss. Stitch counts are 53... Read more
DAS-059
Shed Happens - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
$9.00  $854
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Note from designer: Yep I said it! Shed Happens! It's a good think I got good photos of this before my little cat chewed off the bow and ripped up the linen! Funny she picked the Dog one out of all of them sitting there waiting to get photographed. I have included a photo of the little... Read more
SCS-021
Prolific PUNcushions - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
$28.00  Sale $2239
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Cross Stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring a book with 10 playful patterns!

Stitched on your choice of fabric using DMC floss. Stitch count for all patterns are 59 x 58. Finished Sizes vary on fabric used.
SCS-040
I Love You a Watt - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
$7.00  $629
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Cross Stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring the phrase "I love you a watt"!

Stitched on 18ct Aida using DMC floss. Stitch count is 60 x 51. Finished Size: 3 3/8" x 2 3/4".
REBEL-008
Let's Root for Each Other - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Rebel Stitcher
$9.00  $809
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Let's Root for Each Other is a design with a punny and positive message. Seven root vegetables are depicted. Stitch count is 129 x 59 stitches. Model was stitched on 16 ct. aida Cauldron Spill by Laura's Fabric. Chart calls for a mix of Classic Colorworks, The Gentle Arts, and DMC floss.
STP-006
Summer Puns - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitchy Prose
$10.00  $899
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Make a splash into summer with the fourth installment of the pillow puns series! This pattern will shore-ly create a sunny smile on your face when you grab a needle and thread to stitch it!

The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32ct Belfast Raw Natural linen by Zweigart with The Gentle Arts, Classic Colorworks and Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 60W x 60H.
STP-014
Easter Puns - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitchy Prose
$10.00  $899
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Hop into Spring with the next installment in my Pillow Puns series. This to dye for pattern is sure to make you be hoppy while stitching it!

Stitched on: 32ct Raw Natural Linen by Zweigart using Weeks Dye Works threads. DMC conversion included. Stitch Count: 60W x 60H
STP-018
Halloween Puns II - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitchy Prose
$10.00  $899
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Creep into Halloween with the next installment of my Pillow Puns series, Halloween Puns II. These smalls are the perfect addition to add a touch of eerie charm to your Halloween decor. "Creep it real" "Bone to be wild"

Stitched on 32ct Raw Natural Linen by Zweigart using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 60W x 60H each.
STP-019
Winter Puns - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitchy Prose
$10.00  Sale $799
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Meet the final installment of my seasonal pillow puns, Winter Puns! Embrace the magic of winter (or daydreaming for tropical weather) by stitching these adorable snowmen. "Go with the snow" "License to chill"

Stitched on 32ct Raw Natural Linen by Zweigart using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 60W x 60H each.
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Beg Your Pawdon - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
$11.00  $989
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Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring a cat's paw with the sentiment "I beg your pawdon" with other cat-related imagery!

Model stitched on 18ct Winter Woolens Aida from Seraphim using DMC thread. Stitch count is 60w x 60h
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Hissed Off - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
$11.00  $989
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Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring an angry cat with the sentiment "Hissed off"!

Model stitched on 18ct Winter Woolens Aida from Seraphim using DMC thread. Stitch count is 64w x 51h.
21-2727
Santa and Friends - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Tiny Modernist
$12.00  $1079
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Cross stitch pattern from Tiny Modernist includes three designs! The first design features Santa Claus with the sentiment "Have a holly jolly Christmas". The second design features two alpacas with scarves, lights, and presents. The third design features a sloth draped over a pine branch... Read more
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Fred's Ewenifying Question - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers
$13.00  $1169
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Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring an adorable sheep wearing a hand-stitched red sweater with the text "Wool Ewe Be My Neighbor."

Model stitched on "Cornflower" 18-count Aida from Fiber on a Whim using DMC and Weeks Dye Works threads. Stitch count is 67 x 113.
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Bee Still My Heart - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Heartstring Samplery
$12.00  $1079
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Cross stitch pattern from Heartstring Samplery featuring a stitch mat and a needle book with the theme "Bee still my heart"!

Stitch counts:
- Stitch mat: 143w x 88h
- Needle book: 123w x 68h
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A Bee C - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Fairy Wool in the Wood
$18.00  Sale $1439
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Model stitched on Linen Green Dragon by Eclypse's Colors using DMC thread. Stitch count is 63 x 57.
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Mantis Life - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Ink Circles
$8.00  $719
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Mantises and irises are popping up everywhere this spring, and this female is living her best life. Size is 92w by 64h and is stitched with Classic Colorworks cotton floss in Rainy Day, Pickled Beets, Honeycomb, and four shades of DMC. Fabric shown is 32 count Weeks Dye Works Light Khaki. Love,... Read more
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Depresso - Cross Stitch Pattern
by AuryTm
$10.00  $899
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Cross stitch pattern from AuryTM Designs featuring the phrase "Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee"!

Pattern is stitched on 28 ct Mystic Grey linen using DMC floss. Stitch count is 75w x 96h.
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Possibili-Teas - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sister Lou Stitches
$13.00  Sale $1039
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Cross stitch pattern from Sister Lou Stiches featuring towering tea cups with the phrase "Take time in life to sip the possibill-teas"!
Model stitched on 16 ct. Egyptian Licorice Tea using DMC and Gentle Arts thread. Stitch count is 100 x 100.
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Autumn Puns - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitchy Prose
$10.00  $899
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Cross stitch pattern from Stitchy Prose featuring autumn puns "Gourd vibes only" and "Shitake happens"!

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct Raw Natural Belfast using Cottage Garden threads with DMC conversions (No conversion for Golden Gully). Stitch count is 60 x 60.
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Life's A Beach 4 Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$12.00  $1079
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring four summer sayings. "Don't be jelly", "Life's a beach", "Make waves", "One in a melon"!

Patterns are stitched on 14 count White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch counts are, Dont BE Jelly: 44 x 59, Make A Wish: 46 x 59, Life's A Beach: 44 x 60, One In A Melon: 44 x 59.
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Sassy Beach 4 Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$12.00  $1079
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring four summer sayings. "Talk to the sand", "That crazy little son of a beach", "You used to call me on my shellphone", "Avoid pier pressure"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads.
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Fall Vibes 4-Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Pickle Barrel Designs
$12.00  Sale $959
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Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring four sassy autumn puns! "Nuts about fall" "Leaf me alone" "Happy fall vibes" "Oh my gourd"!

The pattern is stitched on 14 ct Natural Rustico Aida using DMC floss. Stitch counts and finished sizes... Read more
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You Crack Me Up - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Little Stitch Girl
$5.99  Sale $539
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Easter egg, with sentiment "you crack me up"! Stitch Count: 61W x 66H.

Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Count Light Ash Lugana with Classic Colorworks and Gentle Art floss (or all DMC 744, 3078, 598, 775, 3865, and 957).
HD-237
Turnip the Beet - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design
$10.00  Sale $799
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"Lettuce turnip the beet peas" Model stitched on either 32 Ct. White Belfast or 32 Ct. Chalkboard Black (DMC 08 not used on Chalkboard Black) using DMC floss. Stitch Count 80x80. Design Size: 5" x 5".
ARD-007
Pun Ponies - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Ardith Designs
$14.00  Sale $1119
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A set of four designs: the typography chart with their names, Rose wearing a red blanket, Merlot wearing a purple blanket, and Chardo- Neigh with beads in her hair.

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct using Forbidden Fiber Co not listed (016, 122, 210, 326, 509, 606, 1022, 1309), Sulky Poly... Read more
CSW-044
What The Elf - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$4.50  Sale $382
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a Fun Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design! Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 114w x 120h.
CSW-045
Dear Santa I Want It All! - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
$4.50  Sale $382
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a Fun Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design! Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 138w x 100h.
DAS-115
Size Matters - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
$13.00  $1234
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Your cowboy will be pleased as punch when you stitch this one up for him!

Model was stitched on 32ct Mudders Milk linen from Lapin Loops using Weeks Dye Works and Classic Colorworks threads. Stitch count is 93 x 96.
DAS-143
Big Dill - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie
$15.00  $1424
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This little dill is actually ya really big dill! The chart was conceived of during the wee hours of a cross stitch retreat when my tablemates and I were a bit punch drunk from Stitching for 2 days!

The little beads are included with the chart! (50 of each color plus a few extra)

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Mobstah - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Elegant Thread
$12.00  $1079
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Cross stitch pattern from The Elegant Thread featuring a lobster dressed as a mobster!

Pattern is stitched on 35 ct Putty linen from Weeks Dye Works. Stitch count is 59 x 83. NOTE: charms not included
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Resting Froggo Face - Cross Stitch Pattern
by BAD Stitch
$6.00  $569
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Resting Froggo Face. This design is beginner friendly, using standard DMC colors. Consider swapping out the celestial elements in the witch hat to DMC etoile or your favorite shiny floss. Finished projects from this design are easily finished in standard embroidery hoops or picture frames. Pattern is printed on one sheet, in full color, front & back.

Stitch count is 50w x 61h.
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CawCawPhony - Cross Stitch Pattern
by BAD Stitch
$10.00  Sale $849
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Relieve your stress by screaming like this bird! The bird is fashioned after a magpie, using standard DMC floss and easy to finish in a 5x7 frame if stitched on 18 count. The printed pattern is in full color, with colored blocks and symbols.

Stitch count is 76w x 116h.