Puns Cross Stitch

A Waffle Lot - Valentines Cross Stitch Pattern

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern that reads "Prone to Shenanigans and Malarkey".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 86 and the finished size is 10" x 6.1".

by Hands On Design

$10.00 Sale $799 Weekly Sale Item

Cross stitch pattern from Hands on Design featuring a new 'hallmark moment' classic for the day of hearts & love! I say make it a useful pincushion to be displayed & used year round. "I love you a waffle lot!"

Model Stitched on 32 ct. Antique White Belfast using DMC floss. Stitch count: Waffle Top 65 x 65; Waffle Bottom 65 x 65. Finished sizes: 4.06" x 4.06".

Welcome To Our Coop - Cross Stitch Pattern

Dsyfunctional - Cross Stitch Pattern

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with chickens and chicks that reads "Welcome to our coop, we're all cluckin crazy here".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 141 x 53 and the finished size is 10.1" x 3.8"

I Love You a Watt - Cross Stitch Pattern

$9.00 $809

Cross stitch pattern from Imaginating featuring the phrase "Let's put the fun back in dysfunctional"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 81w x 114h. Finished size is 5.79" x 8.14".

Shore Is Fun - Cross Stitch Pattern

$7.00 $629

Cross Stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring the phrase "I love you a watt"!

Stitched on 18ct Aida using DMC floss. Stitch count is 60 x 51. Finished Size: 3 3/8" x 2 3/4".

by Stitches By Ethel

$9.00 $809

Cross stitch pattern from Stitches By Ethel featuring a crow and mouse having shore-ly having a great time at the beach!

Pattern is stitched on 28 ct Caramel by Seraphim Hand Dyed Fabrics using DMC threads. Not listed: Just Another Button 4725.S. Stitch count is 85w x 55h.

Summer Puns - Cross Stitch Pattern

Turnip the Beet - Cross Stitch Pattern

$10.00 Sale $799

Make a splash into summer with the fourth installment of the pillow puns series! This pattern will shore-ly create a sunny smile on your face when you grab a needle and thread to stitch it!

The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32ct Belfast Raw Natural linen by Zweigart with The Gentle Arts, Classic Colorworks and Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 60W x 60H.

by Hands On Design

$10.00 Sale $799 Weekly Sale Item

"Lettuce turnip the beet peas" Model stitched on either 32 Ct. White Belfast or 32 Ct. Chalkboard Black (DMC 08 not used on Chalkboard Black) using DMC floss. Stitch Count 80x80. Design Size: 5" x 5".

Hissed Off - Cross Stitch Pattern

Sew Tweet - Cross Stitch Pattern

$11.00 $989

Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring an angry cat with the sentiment "Hissed off"!

Model stitched on 18ct aida using DMC thread. Stitch count is 64w x 51h and the finished size is 3.56" x 2.83".

by Luminous Fiber Arts

$8.00 $719

Model stitched on 32 Ct. Macchiato Linen using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 51W x 63H and the finished size is 3.19" x 3.94".

DysFUNctional Me - Cross Stitch Kit

Beg Your Pawdon - Cross Stitch Pattern

$26.00 Sale $1975

"Let's put the fun back in Dysfunctional."

Imaginating Counted Cross Stitch Kits feature unique, quality patterns that are based off of one-of-a-kind artistic works! This package contains 14 count white fabric, floss, one needle, one layout page and easy to follow instructions. Finished size: 6x8 inches.

Santa and Friends - Cross Stitch Pattern

$11.00 $989

Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring a cat's paw with the sentiment "I beg your pawdon" with other cat-related imagery!

Model stitched on 18ct Winter Woolens Aida from Seraphim using DMC thread. Stitch count is 60w x 60h

by Tiny Modernist

$12.00 $1079

Cross stitch pattern from Tiny Modernist includes three designs! The first design features Santa Claus with the sentiment "Have a holly jolly Christmas". The second design features two alpacas with scarves, lights, and presents. The third design features a sloth draped over a pine branch... Read more

Fred's Ewenifying Question - Cross Stitch Pattern

Bee Still My Heart - Cross Stitch Pattern

$13.00 $1169

Cross stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring an adorable sheep wearing a hand-stitched red sweater with the text "Wool Ewe Be My Neighbor."

Model stitched on "Cornflower" 18-count Aida from Fiber on a Whim using DMC and Weeks Dye Works threads. Stitch count is 67 x 113.

by Heartstring Samplery

$12.00 $1079

Cross stitch pattern from Heartstring Samplery featuring a stitch mat and a needle book with the theme "Bee still my heart"!

Stitch counts:
- Stitch mat: 143w x 88h
- Needle book: 123w x 68h

Mantis Life - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Ink Circles

$8.00 $719

Mantises and irises are popping up everywhere this spring, and this female is living her best life. Size is 92w by 64h and is stitched with Classic Colorworks cotton floss in Rainy Day, Pickled Beets, Honeycomb, and four shades of DMC. Fabric shown is 32 count Weeks Dye Works Light Khaki. Love,... Read more

Woman Seweth Sampler - Cross Stitch Pattern

Green Thumb 4-Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern

$7.00 $629

Cross stitch pattern from Imaginating featuring the phrase "Whatsoever a man soweth that shall he also reap. Whatsoever a woman seweth that may she also rip"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Antique White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 141w x 194h.

by Pickle Barrel Designs

$12.00 Sale $959

Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring the silly phrases "You grow girl", "Gardening is dirt cheap", "Crazy plant lady" and "Sometimes I wet my plants"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Lemon Chiffon Aida using DMC floss. Stitch counts are 53... Read more

Sassy Beach 4 Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Pickle Barrel Designs

$12.00 Sale $959

Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring four summer sayings. "Talk to the sand", "That crazy little son of a beach", "You used to call me on my shellphone", "Avoid pier pressure"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads.
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Fall Vibes 4-Pack - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Pickle Barrel Designs

$12.00 Sale $959

Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring four sassy autumn puns! "Nuts about fall" "Leaf me alone" "Happy fall vibes" "Oh my gourd"!

The pattern is stitched on 14 ct Natural Rustico Aida using DMC floss. Stitch counts and finished sizes... Read more

Here for the Boos - Halloween Cross Stitch Pattern

You Crack Me Up - Cross Stitch Pattern

$6.00 Sale $479

"I'm just here for the boos." Model stitched on 14 Ct. green Aida using DMC & DMC Light Effects floss. Stitch Count: 160 x 95. Finished size is 11.43 in wide X 6.79 in high.

by Little Stitch Girl

$599

Easter egg, with sentiment "you crack me up"! Stitch Count: 61W x 66H.

Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Count Light Ash Lugana with Classic Colorworks and Gentle Art floss.

You're The Butter To My Bread - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Artmishka

$6.05 to $8.49
Sale $605 to $679

Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "You're the butter to my bread"!

Model stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 72W x 61H.

Finished Size:
aida 14 - 14 x 12 cm (5 1/4 x 4 1/2 in)
aida 16 - 12 x 10 cm (4 1/2 x 4 in)

Pun Ponies - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Ardith Designs

$14.00 $1259

A set of four designs: the typography chart with their names, Rose wearing a red blanket, Merlot wearing a purple blanket, and Chardo- Neigh with beads in her hair.

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct using Forbidden Fiber Co not listed (016, 122, 210, 326, 509, 606, 1022, 1309), Sulky Poly... Read more

Resting Froggo Face - Cross Stitch Pattern

by BAD Stitch

$6.00 $569

Resting Froggo Face. This design is beginner friendly, using standard DMC colors. Consider swapping out the celestial elements in the witch hat to DMC etoile or your favorite shiny floss. Finished projects from this design are easily finished in standard embroidery hoops or picture frames. Pattern is printed on one sheet, in full color, front & back.

Stitch count is 50w x 61h.

CawCawPhony - Cross Stitch Pattern

by BAD Stitch

$10.00 Sale $849

Relieve your stress by screaming like this bird! The bird is fashioned after a magpie, using standard DMC floss and easy to finish in a 5x7 frame if stitched on 18 count. The printed pattern is in full color, with colored blocks and symbols.

Stitch count is 76w x 116h.

Mobstah - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Elegant Thread

$12.00 Sale $959

Cross stitch pattern from The Elegant Thread featuring a lobster dressed as a mobster!

Pattern is stitched on 35 ct Putty linen from Weeks Dye Works. Stitch count is 59 x 83. NOTE: charms not included

What The Elf - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Cross Stitch Wonders

$4.50 $427

Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a Fun Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design! Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 114w x 120h.

Shed Happens - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Dirty Annie

$9.00 $854

Note from designer: Yep I said it! Shed Happens! It's a good think I got good photos of this before my little cat chewed off the bow and ripped up the linen! Funny she picked the Dog one out of all of them sitting there waiting to get photographed. I have included a photo of the little... Read more

Big Dill - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Dirty Annie

$15.00 $1424

This little dill is actually ya really big dill! The chart was conceived of during the wee hours of a cross stitch retreat when my tablemates and I were a bit punch drunk from Stitching for 2 days!

The little beads are included with the chart! (50 of each color plus a few extra)

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Bee Kind - Cross Stitch Kit

by Design Works

$10.00 $898

Cross stitch kit from Design Works featuring cheerful bees with flowerpot and sentiment "bee kind"!

This package contains 14 count Aida, 100% cotton embroidery floss, one needle and fully illustrated chart and instructions. Finished Size: 5x7 inches. Design: Bee Kind. Made in USA.

Writer Of Meowmoirs - Cross Stitch Kit

by Riolis

$36.90 $3320

Cross stitch kit from Riolis featuring a cat writing about its own life! Meows-merizing!

Kit contains 30 wool/acrylic threads, Zweigart 14ct. white AIDA, chart and needle. Size is 8.25" x 11.75"

Prolific PUNcushions - Cross Stitch Pattern

Easter Puns - Cross Stitch Pattern

$28.00 Sale $2239

Cross Stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring a book with 10 playful patterns!

Stitched on your choice of fabric using DMC floss. Stitch count for all patterns are 59 x 58. Finished Sizes vary on fabric used.

Halloween Puns II - Cross Stitch Pattern

$10.00 Sale $799

Hop into Spring with the next installment in my Pillow Puns series. This to dye for pattern is sure to make you be hoppy while stitching it!

Stitched on: 32ct Raw Natural Linen by Zweigart using Weeks Dye Works threads. DMC conversion included. Stitch Count: 60W x 60H

Winter Puns - Cross Stitch Pattern

$10.00 $899

Creep into Halloween with the next installment of my Pillow Puns series, Halloween Puns II. These smalls are the perfect addition to add a touch of eerie charm to your Halloween decor. "Creep it real" "Bone to be wild"

Stitched on 32ct Raw Natural Linen by Zweigart using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 60W x 60H each.

Boo Bees - Cross Stitch Pattern

$10.00 $899

Meet the final installment of my seasonal pillow puns, Winter Puns! Embrace the magic of winter (or daydreaming for tropical weather) by stitching these adorable snowmen. "Go with the snow" "License to chill"

Stitched on 32ct Raw Natural Linen by Zweigart using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 60W x 60H each.

Buttercup - Cross Stitch Pattern

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring two bumblebees dressed up like ghosts with the words "Boo Bees".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 148 and the finished size is 11.4" x 10.6".

Canning Season - Cross Stitch Pattern

$599 to $2099

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a yellow flower border with the words "Suck It Up Buttercup" in script in the center.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 209 x 153 and the finished size is 14.9" x 10.9".

Climb A Cactus - Cross Stitch Pattern

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with a ball mason jar and the words "Grab your balls, it's canning season".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 182 and the finished size is 10" x 13".

Crops Out - Cross Stitch Pattern

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cactus with the words "Go Climb A Cactus".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 96 and the finished size is 7.9" x 6.9".

Fall Apart - Cross Stitch Pattern

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a row of plant crops with the words "Rock Out With Your Crops Out".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 78 and the finished size is 11.9" x 5.6".

Fall Is - Cross Stitch Pattern

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a taco with the funny words "Every now and then I fall apart".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 115 x 171 and the finished size is 8.2" x 12.2".

Hizzle - Cross Stitch Pattern

$599 to $1099

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a pumpkin with the words "Fall is my second favorite F word".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 102 x 119 and the finished size is 7.3" x 8.5".

Honey Maker - Cross Stitch Pattern

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a house and the words "Bless This Hizzle, fo'Shizzle".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 155 and the finished size is 9.9" x 11.1".

Lake Life - Cross Stitch Pattern

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design of bumblebees with the words "Shake Your Honey Maker".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 136 and the finished size is 11.4" x 9.7".

Peach Pie - Cross Stitch Pattern

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "Lake Life, 'cuz beaches be salty".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 158 x 160 and the finished size is 11.3" x 11.4".