New Humorous Cross Stitch Patterns

Cross-stitch pattern by Lucy Beam featuring the words "Due to personal reasons, I'm going to cross stitch past my bedtime".

Pattern is stitched on 40 ct. Crypt Cloth from Lapin Loops with Gentle Arts floss. The stitch count is 81 x 81 and the finished size is 4.05" x 4.05".

Truer works were never spoken, am I right!? I thought this sentiment was perfect for the fall themed collection! You could easily omit the ghosts for a more year round finished piece if you prefer.

Stitched on 36 ct. linen with DMC floss. The stitch count is 205 x 132 and the finished size is 11.39" x 7.33".

This piece is for all of my fellow knitters out there! Again, truer words were never spoken and I've been known to be haunted by a few skeins of yarn that got away! You can omit the ghosts if you'd prefer to have a finished piece that is less seasonal.

Stitched on 38 count Druid Blue by... Read more about Yarn You Didn't Buy - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Crafty Bluebonnet Designs featuring a funny Halloween themed pattern that reads "Just here for the candy".

Pattern stitched on 28 count Pearl Grey Cashel linen with DMC floss. The stitch count is 47 x 46 and the finished size is 3.36" x 3.29".

What SamBrie Stitches release would be complete without a Bigfoot chart Bigfoot has become such a fun part of my designing journey!

Model is stitched on 18 ct. Under The Sea by Grace Notes Fabrics with DMC and BeStitchMe floss. The stitch count is 131 x 70 and the finished size is 7.28" x 3.89".

His feathers are windswept, but his little hat is still professionally straight. The pigeon lands and hops along your windowsill. He's carrying a bright envelope in his beak- And it's addressed to you! You've got mail!

Model stitched on 16 count Sea Spray by Wichelt with DMC floss. The stitch count is 86 x 107 and the finished size is 5.4" x 6.7".

Cross stitch pattern from The Witchy Stitcher featuring the phrase "Not today Satan"! As seen in xstitchmag.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 91w x 112h. Finished size is 6.50" x 8.00".

Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring the phrase "Life Is Better At The Beach"!

Model is stitched on linen of your choice using Romy's Creation floss with DMC conversion. Stitch count is 60 X 57. Finished size is 3.75 in wide X 3.56 in high.

Just The Tip...I promise...

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 62 x 62. Finished size is 4.43" x 4.43".

Feeeeed me Seymour!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 86w by 128h. Finished size is 6.14" x 9.14".

Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring a crab at the beach with the phrase "Beach please"!

Model is stitched on linen of your choice using Romy's Creations with DMC conversion. Stitch count is 60 X 59. Finished size 3.75 in wide X 3.69 in high.

Being struck down with Covid has inspired this pattern into fruition! The font is by the amazing Night Spirit Studio. Grab your own copy of it here. Comes with three versions! Grayscale, pops of devil red or pops of bacterial green.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 74w x 116h. Finished size is 5.29" x 8.29".

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring two adorable geese wearing bows and boots giving each other a fist bump.

Stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 117 with a finished size of 9.9" x 8.4".