New Humorous Cross Stitch Patterns

Cross stitch pattern from The Witchy Stitcher featuring the phrase "Not today Satan"! As seen in xstitchmag.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 91w x 112h. Finished size is 6.50" x 8.00".

Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring a crab at the beach with the phrase "Beach please"!

Model is stitched on linen of your choice using Romy's Creations with DMC conversion. Stitch count is 60 X 59. Finished size 3.75 in wide X 3.69 in high.

Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring the phrase "Life Is Better At The Beach"!

Model is stitched on linen of your choice using Romy's Creation floss with DMC conversion. Stitch count is 60 X 57. Finished size is 3.75 in wide X 3.56 in high.

Feeeeed me Seymour!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 86w by 128h. Finished size is 6.14" x 9.14".

Just The Tip...I promise...

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 62 x 62. Finished size is 4.43" x 4.43".

Being struck down with Covid has inspired this pattern into fruition! The font is by the amazing Night Spirit Studio. Grab your own copy of it here. Comes with three versions! Grayscale, pops of devil red or pops of bacterial green.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 74w x 116h. Finished size is 5.29" x 8.29".

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring two adorable geese wearing bows and boots giving each other a fist bump.

Stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 117 with a finished size of 9.9" x 8.4".

A humorous winter-themed design featuring a playful driving quote and whimsical stitched artwork. Perfect for adding a lighthearted touch to your seasonal stitching collection or gifting to someone who dreams of warmer weather.

Pattern is stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Stitch count is 98w x 138h. Finished size is 7" x 9.9".