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I DON'T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE. OR PEOPLE. OR MORNINGS. guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is... Read more about Sassy Threads II - I Don't Like - Cross Stitch Pattern
BUTT FIRST COFFEE guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 140 stitches wide by 99 stitches high.... Read more about Sassy Threads II - Butt First Coffee - Cross Stitch Pattern
BE A STILETTO IN A ROOM OF FLATS guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 140 stitches wide by 99... Read more about Sassy Threads II - Be A Stiletto - Cross Stitch Pattern

Real Men - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie

$9.00  Sale $7.64
Note from designer: That's right ya'll! Real men have curves! I don't know about you but I prefer my cowboy with a little meat on his bones!

Model was stitched on 32ct Witch Tina linen from Fairy Wool in the Wood. Stitch count is 51 x 60.

The Higher the Hair - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Dirty Annie

$11.00  Sale $9.39
The Higher the Hair the closer to Jesus!

Model was stitched on 32 ct linen from Be Stitch me using threads from Classic Colorworks, Colour and Cotton, The Gentle Arts, Weeks and Wisper from Rainbow Gallery. Stitch count is 83 x 54. Finished Size: 4.6 x 3.0.

Be a Mystery - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Forbidden Fiber Co

$10.00  Sale $7.99
This cross stitch pattern from Forbidden Fiber Co features the phrase "If you're going to be an open book, be a mystery"!

The model is stitched on 32 count Belfast Linen. Stitch count is 150 x 95. Finished size is 9.4" x 5.9".
Pattern is stitched on 32 count linen with DMC. Stitch count: 96 x 75.

Stabby Squirrel - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Romy's Creations

$12.00  Sale $9.59
Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring a spicy squirrel stabbing fabric with a needle!

Pattern is stitched on 32 count hand dyed linen with DMC and Romy's Creations threads. Stitch count is 67 x 69.

In addition to DMC and threads listed, Romy's Threads are also required: Barbara's Pumpkin, Tuscan Experience, Scarlet, Brown Sugar and Charcoal.

Nurse Ratched - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Romy's Creations

$12.00  Sale $9.59
Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring a nurse who is also a rat!

Pattern is stitched on 32 count Belfast linen vintage country mocha by Zweigart with Romy's Creations threads. Stitch count is 40 x 73.

Scissor Sleuth - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Silver Creek Samplers

$13.00  Sale $10.39
Cross Stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring the phrase "My heart doth brim with discontent. I know not where my scissors went"!

Stitched on 18ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 133 x 54.

Beach Please - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$17.99  Sale $14.39
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring the words "Beach Please" on a background of ocean waves with a palm tree and rising sun.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 181 and the finished size is 7.9" x 12.9".

Book Is Better - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$13.99  Sale $11.19
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring books on a shelf and the saying "The Book is Always Better".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 97 and the finished size is 7.9" x 6.9".

Buttercup - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$5.99 to $20.99
Sale $4.99 to $16.79
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a yellow flower border with the words "Suck It Up Buttercup" in script in the center.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 209 x 153 and the finished size is 14.9" x 10.9".

Buying Supplies - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$13.99  Sale $11.19
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring the funny phrase "As I get Older, I'm finding out that buying supplies and using them are two seperate hobbies" with sewing notions.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 160 x 150 and the finished size is 11.4" x 10.7".
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring an angry looking candy corn with the words "Yeah, well I don't like you either".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 89 x 125 and the finished size is 6.4" x 8.9".

Canning Season - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$17.99  Sale $14.39
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with a ball mason jar and the words "Grab your balls, it's canning season".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 182 and the finished size is 10" x 13".
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a black cat in front of a colorful background with the words "Cats make me happy, humans make my head hurt".

Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 143 x 190 and the finished size is 10.2" x 13.6".

Climb A Cactus - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$5.99 to $13.99
Sale $4.99 to $11.19
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cactus with the words "Go Climb A Cactus".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 96 and the finished size is 7.9" x 6.9".

Crops Out - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$5.99 to $13.99
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a row of plant crops with the words "Rock Out With Your Crops Out".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 78 and the finished size is 11.9" x 5.6".
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Easter design that reads "But did you dye?" with eggs.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 128 x 132 and the finished size is 9.1" x 9.4".

Dill With It - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$5.99 to $17.99
Sale $4.99 to $14.39
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a pickle and the words "Dill With It".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 141 x 200 and the finished size is 10.1" x 14.3".

Dog Approved - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$17.99  Sale $14.39
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with paw prints and dog bones and the words "All guests must be approved by the dog".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 169 and the finished size is 11.9" x 12.1".
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with house plants and the words "Easily Distracted By Plants".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 127 and the finished size is 9.9" x 9.1".

Fall Apart - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$5.99 to $17.99
Sale $4.99 to $14.39
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a taco with the funny words "Every now and then I fall apart".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 115 x 171 and the finished size is 8.2" x 12.2".

Fall Is - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$5.99 to $10.99
Sale $4.99 to $8.79
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a pumpkin with the words "Fall is my second favorite F word".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 102 x 119 and the finished size is 7.3" x 8.5".

Fragile - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$10.99  Sale $8.79
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with the words "Not fragile like a flower, Fragile like a bomb".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 96 x 157 and the finished size is 6.9" x 11.2".

Get Naked - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$10.99  Sale $8.79
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design for your home that reads "Get Naked, just kidding. This is a half bath. Don't make it weird".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 106 x 130 and the finished size is 7.6" x 9.3".

Go Elf - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$5.99 to $17.99
Sale $4.99 to $14.39
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a Christmas elf that reads "Go -elf- Yourself".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 150 and the finished size is 9.9" x 10.7".

Good Moms - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$5.99 to $13.99
Sale $4.99 to $11.19
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a hand mixer and the words "Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 131 x 123 and the finished size is 9.4" x 8.8".

Hizzle - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$5.99 to $17.99
Sale $4.99 to $14.39
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a house and the words "Bless This Hizzle, fo'Shizzle".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 155 and the finished size is 9.9" x 11.1".

Home Is - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$5.99 to $13.99
Sale $4.99 to $11.19
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a sweet looking home with a the words "Home is where those F****** Ain't".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 128 and the finished size is 11.4" x 9.1".

Honey Maker - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$5.99 to $13.99
Sale $4.99 to $11.19
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design of bumblebees with the words "Shake Your Honey Maker".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 136 and the finished size is 11.4" x 9.7".

Lake Life - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$17.99  Sale $14.39
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "Lake Life, 'cuz beaches be salty".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 158 x 160 and the finished size is 11.3" x 11.4".
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a relaxed snowman with his feet kicked up and the words "Let it snow".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 157 x 146 and the finished size is 11.2" x 10.4".

More Than Coffee - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$17.99  Sale $14.39
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cup of coffee and the words "I love you more than coffee...but not always before".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 166 x 198 and the finished size is 11.9" x 14.1".

Morning People - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$5.99 to $17.99
Sale $4.99 to $14.39
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "I hate morning people or mornings or people".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 145 x 158 and the finished size is 10.3" x 11.3".

Need More Space - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$5.99 to $17.99
Sale $4.99 to $14.39
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with an astronaut and the words "I Need More Space".

Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 143 x 161 and the finished size is 10.2" x 11.5".

New Shoes - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$5.99 to $13.99
Sale $4.99 to $11.19
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a high heel and the words "Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 135 and the finished size is 9.9" x 9.6".
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a goose with the words "Not all Canadians are polite".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 158 x 89 and the finished size is 11.3" x 6.4".
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a spooky fun Halloween design with the words "No Trespassing, We're tired of hiding the bodies".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 182 x 58 and the finished size is 13" x 4.1".

Peach Pie - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$5.99 to $13.99
Sale $4.99 to $11.19
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pun design with the words "Life is a Peach and then you Pie".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 137 x 136 and the finished size is 9.8" x 9.7".

Please Knock - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$5.99 to $17.99
Sale $4.99 to $14.39
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design of a turtle without his shell and a speech bubble saying "Please Knock".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 181 x 181 and the finished size is 12.9" x 12.9".
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "It's all S**** and giggles until someone giggles and S****" with a roll of toilet paper.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 194 and the finished size is 9.9" x 13.9".
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Easter pattern with an egg being dyed and the words "Prepare to Dye".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 103 and the finished size is 9.9" x 7.4".
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with the words "I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for mute".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 79 x 116 and the finished size is 5.6" x 8.3".

Shady Beach - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$5.99 to $13.99
Sale $4.99 to $11.19
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a punny design with palm trees and the words "Nobody likes a shady beach".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 132 x 109 and the finished size is 9.4" x 7.8".

Shelf Control - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$5.99 to $17.99
Sale $4.99 to $14.39
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cute book loving design that says "I've Got No Shelf Control".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 154 and the finished size is 9.9" x 11".

Somewhere Else - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit

$17.99  Sale $14.39
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny winter design with a melting snowman and the words "Let it snow, Let it snow, somewhere else".

Model stitched on 14 count navy Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 136 x 163 and the finished size is 9.7" x 11.6".

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