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The Queen - Cross Stitch Kit
by Design Works
$10.00  $898
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Features the humorous sentiment "We can't all be the Queen... someone has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by". This cross stitch kit comes complete with 14 Count Aida Fabric, 100% Cotton Embroidery Floss, #24 Tapestry Needle, Fully Illustrated Instructions. 5" x 7".
I Survived 2020 - Perfectly Clear Stamps
by Stampendous
$16.00  Clearance $958
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Clear stamp from Stampendous featuring hand sanitizer, toilet paper, cleaning tools, washed hands, and the humorous sentiments "I survived the great toilet paper crisis of 2020", "watch out! I'm now a clean, mean, germ fighting machine!", "may it never be...", "virtual... Read more
Beach Please - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring the words "Beach Please" on a background of ocean waves with a palm tree and rising sun.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 181 and the finished size is 7.9" x 12.9".
Boo Bees - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring two bumblebees dressed up like ghosts with the words "Boo Bees".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 148 and the finished size is 11.4" x 10.6".
Book Is Better - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring books on a shelf and the saying "The Book is Always Better".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 97 and the finished size is 7.9" x 6.9".
Buttercup - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $2099
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a yellow flower border with the words "Suck It Up Buttercup" in script in the center.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 209 x 153 and the finished size is 14.9" x 10.9".
Buying Supplies - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring the funny phrase "As I get Older, I'm finding out that buying supplies and using them are two seperate hobbies" with sewing notions.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 160 x 150 and the finished size is 11.4" x 10.7".
Candy Corn - Halloween Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1099
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring an angry looking candy corn with the words "Yeah, well I don't like you either".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 89 x 125 and the finished size is 6.4" x 8.9".
Canning Season - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with a ball mason jar and the words "Grab your balls, it's canning season".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 182 and the finished size is 10" x 13".
Cats Make Me Happy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a black cat in front of a colorful background with the words "Cats make me happy, humans make my head hurt".

Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 143 x 190 and the finished size is 10.2" x 13.6".
Chickens Crossing Roads - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a chicken with the funny words "I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 149 x 208 and the finished size is 10.6" x 14.9".
Climb A Cactus - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cactus with the words "Go Climb A Cactus".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 96 and the finished size is 7.9" x 6.9".
Crops Out - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a row of plant crops with the words "Rock Out With Your Crops Out".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 78 and the finished size is 11.9" x 5.6".
Did You Dye? - Easter Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Easter design that reads "But did you dye?" with eggs.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 128 x 132 and the finished size is 9.1" x 9.4".
Dill With It - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a pickle and the words "Dill With It".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 141 x 200 and the finished size is 10.1" x 14.3".
Dog Approved - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with paw prints and dog bones and the words "All guests must be approved by the dog".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 169 and the finished size is 11.9" x 12.1".
Easily Distracted - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with house plants and the words "Easily Distracted By Plants".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 127 and the finished size is 9.9" x 9.1".
Fall Apart - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a taco with the funny words "Every now and then I fall apart".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 115 x 171 and the finished size is 8.2" x 12.2".
Fall Is - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1099
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a pumpkin with the words "Fall is my second favorite F word".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 102 x 119 and the finished size is 7.3" x 8.5".
Fragile - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1099
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with the words "Not fragile like a flower, Fragile like a bomb".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 96 x 157 and the finished size is 6.9" x 11.2".
Get Naked - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1099
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design for your home that reads "Get Naked, just kidding. This is a half bath. Don't make it weird".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 106 x 130 and the finished size is 7.6" x 9.3".
Go Elf - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a Christmas elf that reads "Go -elf- Yourself".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 150 and the finished size is 9.9" x 10.7".
Hizzle - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a house and the words "Bless This Hizzle, fo'Shizzle".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 155 and the finished size is 9.9" x 11.1".
Home Is - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a sweet looking home with a the words "Home is where those F****** Ain't".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 128 and the finished size is 11.4" x 9.1".
Honey Maker - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design of bumblebees with the words "Shake Your Honey Maker".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 136 and the finished size is 11.4" x 9.7".
Hot Mess - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny sign that reads, "I'm not a hot mess, I am a spicy disaster".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 110 x 100 and the finished size is 7.9" x 7.1".
Lake Life - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "Lake Life, 'cuz beaches be salty".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 158 x 160 and the finished size is 11.3" x 11.4".
Lazy Snowman - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a relaxed snowman with his feet kicked up and the words "Let it snow".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 157 x 146 and the finished size is 11.2" x 10.4".
More Than Coffee - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cup of coffee and the words "I love you more than coffee...but not always before".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 166 x 198 and the finished size is 11.9" x 14.1".
Morning People - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "I hate morning people or mornings or people".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 145 x 158 and the finished size is 10.3" x 11.3".
Need More Space - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with an astronaut and the words "I Need More Space".

Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 143 x 161 and the finished size is 10.2" x 11.5".
Not All Canadians - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a goose with the words "Not all Canadians are polite".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 158 x 89 and the finished size is 11.3" x 6.4".
No Trespassing - Halloween Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a spooky fun Halloween design with the words "No Trespassing, We're tired of hiding the bodies".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 182 x 58 and the finished size is 13" x 4.1".
Peach Pie - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pun design with the words "Life is a Peach and then you Pie".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 137 x 136 and the finished size is 9.8" x 9.7".
Please Knock - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design of a turtle without his shell and a speech bubble saying "Please Knock".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 181 x 181 and the finished size is 12.9" x 12.9".
Poops and Giggles - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "It's all S**** and giggles until someone giggles and S****" with a roll of toilet paper.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 194 and the finished size is 9.9" x 13.9".
Prepare to Dye - Easter Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Easter pattern with an egg being dyed and the words "Prepare to Dye".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 103 and the finished size is 9.9" x 7.4".
Push Your Buttons - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1099
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with the words "I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for mute".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 79 x 116 and the finished size is 5.6" x 8.3".
Shady Beach - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a punny design with palm trees and the words "Nobody likes a shady beach".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 132 x 109 and the finished size is 9.4" x 7.8".
Shelf Control - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cute book loving design that says "I've Got No Shelf Control".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 154 and the finished size is 9.9" x 11".
Somewhere Else - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny winter design with a melting snowman and the words "Let it snow, Let it snow, somewhere else".

Model stitched on 14 count navy Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 136 x 163 and the finished size is 9.7" x 11.6".
Superpower - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cute design that reads "Stitching is my superpower".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 137 x 126 and the finished size is 9.8" x 9"
Super Wife - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cute design that reads "Super Mom, Super Wife, Super Tired".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 143 and the finished size is 7.9" x 10.2"
Sweet But Twisted - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1399
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a fun Christmas themed design that reads "Sweet but Twisted" with candy canes.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 101 and the finished size is 7.9" x 7.2"
TV Crime - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1099
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "Shh...I'm busy solving TV Crime".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 79 x 70 and the finished size is 5.6" x 5"
Wake Me Up - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design that reads "Wake me up when winter is over".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 169 and the finished size is 11.4" x 12.1"
We Came In Peace - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1799
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a typical grey alien and the words "We Came In Peace".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 133 x 205 and the finished size is 9.5" x 14.6"
Won't Quit - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Stitch Wit
$599 to $1099
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Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design that reads "I won't quit but I will cuss the whole time".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 83 x 74 and the finished size is 5.9" x 5.3"


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