Resting Froggo Face. This design is beginner friendly, using standard DMC colors. Consider swapping out the celestial elements in the witch hat to DMC etoile or your favorite shiny floss. Finished projects from this design are easily finished in standard embroidery hoops or picture frames. Pattern is printed on one sheet, in full color, front & back.
Relieve your stress by screaming like this bird! The bird is fashioned after a magpie, using standard DMC floss and easy to finish in a 5x7 frame if stitched on 18 count. The printed pattern is in full color, with colored blocks and symbols.
Don't Make Old People Mad - we don't like being old in the first place so it doesn't take much to piss us off! And yes, I can say this because I am old!!
Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 70w x 87h.
Well, this saying is true - for most anyone - but especially for "old people". (I can say that - I'm an old people.) Cute saying for yourself or a friend.
Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 95w x 81h.
If you have dogs or cats, you probably can relate to this. Especially in the world we live in now. My little furbabies think they have to go with me no matter what room I'm going in. "I will follow you wherever you go, bathroom included"!
Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 102 x 64.
"You only need 2 tools in life...WD-40 and duct tape!! If it doesn't move and it should...use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't...use duct tape!" Well yeah, both of those work pretty good. I keep them handy all the time.
Pattern is stitched on 14 count White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 128 x 90.
I must admit, I have to remind myself of that pretty often - because, without a plan, I'm sorta stuck. "Note to self, do not sit on the floor without a plan on how to get up"!
Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 98 x 115.
Well this describes me perfectly. It can almost be looking at me and I still can't find it. "When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it. Good grief"!
Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 90 x 91.
Well, this one about says it all - getting old definitely AIN'T for Sissies! "Getting old ain't for sissies. It takes strength, courage and tenacity...and that's just to get dressed in the morning"!
Pattern is stitched on White Aida using DMC or Anchor threads. Stitch count is 143 x 133
"Or course I talk to myself when I stitch. Sometimes I need expert advice"! Absolutely - frequently need expert advice - and where better to get it from than - ME.
Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 101 x 105.
And, the older I get, the less I get done in a day. "Some days it takes me all day to get nothing done"!
Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 102 x 79.
"Life's journey is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting holy cow what a ride". Model stitched on 14 Ct. White Aida with DMC floss. Stitch Count: 84W x 144H. Design Size: 6" x 11"
"Wine gets better with age. The older I get the better I like it." Model stitched on 14 count white cloth using DMC. Stitch count: 44W x 140H.Design Size: 4" x 10"
"Women are angels and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly.. on our broomsticks. We're flexible like that!" Model stitched on 14/28 count Antique White Lugana using Sullivan's floss or DMC floss. Stitch count: 125W x 97H.
(2nd in the series) Model stitched over two threads on 32 Ct. White Belfast linen using DMC floss. (includes bonus pattern) Stitch count for Loads of fun: 63x91. Design Size: 4" x 6" Stitch count for Bonus Chart: 200x22. Design Size: 13" x 2" Collect all 3 charts in The Laundry... Read more
For the social butterfly who's gracefully retired her wings. This cheeky pattern features the phrase "I used to be a people person but people ruined it for me"-complete with a no-nonsense lady throwing up the universal "nope" hands. Whether you're stitching for yourself or a... Read more
We've all had those days, and this stitch captures it perfectly! Featuring a frazzled woman at her desk, clearly done with it all, this pattern is full of relatable charm. With the hilarious phrase, "One of these days I'm going to eyeroll myself into another dimension," it's the... Read more
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