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	Thrills & Spills - Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock and Fig $14.00 Clearance $838 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Peacock & Fig with the saying "I get such a thrill when I clean up your spill...said no one ever!" Model stitched on 14 count Aida of your choice with DMC threads. Stitch count is 117 wide x 161 high. Finished size: 8 1/2" wide x 11 1/2" high

	Deja Poo - Cross Stitch Pattern by Dirty Annie $9.00 $854 Add to Wishlist
This cross stitch pattern from Dirty Annie's Southern Style says "Deja Poo - a feeling that one has see or heard this crap before." The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Shadow linen from Picture This Plus with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 70x70. Finished size: 4.37" x 4.37".

	Arrive Late - Cross Stitch Pattern by Dirty Annie $11.00 $1044 Add to Wishlist
This cross stitch pattern from Dirty Annie's Southern Style features the saying "Better to arrive late than to arrive ugly!" The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Grandpa's Shop Rag linen from Lapin Loops with Classic Colorworks and Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 120x85. Finished size: 7.5" x 5.3"

	Trophy Husband - Cross Stitch Pattern by Dirty Annie $9.00 $854 Add to Wishlist
Note from designer: My husband was pleased as punch when I designed this chart in his honor and mark my words, Your cowboy will be just as tickled when you stitch this up for him! Model was stitched on 32ct linen. Stitch count is 63 x 63.

	Real Men - Cross Stitch Pattern by Dirty Annie $9.00 $854 Add to Wishlist
Note from designer: That's right ya'll! Real men have curves! I don't know about you but I prefer my cowboy with a little meat on his bones! Model was stitched on 32ct Witch Tina linen from Fairy Wool in the Wood. Stitch count is 51 x 60.

	Beach Please - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring the words "Beach Please" on a background of ocean waves with a palm tree and rising sun. Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 181 and the finished size is 7.9" x 12.9".

	Boo Bees - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring two bumblebees dressed up like ghosts with the words "Boo Bees". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 148 and the finished size is 11.4" x 10.6".

	Book Is Better - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring books on a shelf and the saying "The Book is Always Better". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 97 and the finished size is 7.9" x 6.9".

	Buying Supplies - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring the funny phrase "As I get Older, I'm finding out that buying supplies and using them are two seperate hobbies" with sewing notions. Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 160 x 150 and the finished size is 11.4" x 10.7".

	Canning Season - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with a ball mason jar and the words "Grab your balls, it's canning season". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 182 and the finished size is 10" x 13".

	Cats Make Me Happy - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a black cat in front of a colorful background with the words "Cats make me happy, humans make my head hurt". Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 143 x 190 and the finished size is 10.2" x 13.6".

	Chickens Crossing Roads - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a chicken with the funny words "I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 149 x 208 and the finished size is 10.6" x 14.9".

	Crops Out - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a row of plant crops with the words "Rock Out With Your Crops Out". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 78 and the finished size is 11.9" x 5.6".

	Define Naughty - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Christmas pattern that reads " Dear Santa, Define Naughty". Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 107 x 74 and the finished size is 7.6" x 5.3".

	Dill With It - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a pickle and the words "Dill With It". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 141 x 200 and the finished size is 10.1" x 14.3".

	Dog Approved - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with paw prints and dog bones and the words "All guests must be approved by the dog". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 169 and the finished size is 11.9" x 12.1".

	Easily Distracted - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with house plants and the words "Easily Distracted By Plants". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 127 and the finished size is 9.9" x 9.1".

	Fall Apart - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a taco with the funny words "Every now and then I fall apart". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 115 x 171 and the finished size is 8.2" x 12.2".

	Fall Is - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $1425 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a pumpkin with the words "Fall is my second favorite F word". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 102 x 119 and the finished size is 7.3" x 8.5".

	Get Naked - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $1425 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design for your home that reads "Get Naked, just kidding. This is a half bath. Don't make it weird". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 106 x 130 and the finished size is 7.6" x 9.3".

	Go Elf - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a Christmas elf that reads "Go -elf- Yourself". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 150 and the finished size is 9.9" x 10.7".

	Good Moms - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a hand mixer and the words "Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 131 x 123 and the finished size is 9.4" x 8.8".

	Hizzle - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a house and the words "Bless This Hizzle, fo'Shizzle". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 155 and the finished size is 9.9" x 11.1".

	Home Is - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a sweet looking home with a the words "Home is where those F****** Ain't". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 128 and the finished size is 11.4" x 9.1".

	Honey Maker - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design of bumblebees with the words "Shake Your Honey Maker". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 136 and the finished size is 11.4" x 9.7".

	Hot Mess - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny sign that reads, "I'm not a hot mess, I am a spicy disaster". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 110 x 100 and the finished size is 7.9" x 7.1".

	Lake Life - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "Lake Life, 'cuz beaches be salty". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 158 x 160 and the finished size is 11.3" x 11.4".

	Lazy Snowman - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a relaxed snowman with his feet kicked up and the words "Let it snow". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 157 x 146 and the finished size is 11.2" x 10.4".

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