Humorous Cross Stitch Patterns Page 3

Crops Out - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a row of plant crops with the words "Rock Out With Your Crops Out".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 78 and the finished size is 11.9" x 5.6".

Define Naughty - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Christmas pattern that reads " Dear Santa, Define Naughty".

Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 107 x 74 and the finished size is 7.6" x 5.3".

Did You Dye? - Easter Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Easter design that reads "But did you dye?" with eggs.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 128 x 132 and the finished size is 9.1" x 9.4".

Dill With It - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a pickle and the words "Dill With It".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 141 x 200 and the finished size is 10.1" x 14.3".

Dog Approved - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with paw prints and dog bones and the words "All guests must be approved by the dog".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 169 and the finished size is 11.9" x 12.1".

Easily Distracted - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with house plants and the words "Easily Distracted By Plants".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 127 and the finished size is 9.9" x 9.1".

Fall Apart - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a taco with the funny words "Every now and then I fall apart".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 115 x 171 and the finished size is 8.2" x 12.2".

Fall Is - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1099

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a pumpkin with the words "Fall is my second favorite F word".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 102 x 119 and the finished size is 7.3" x 8.5".

Get Naked - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1099

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design for your home that reads "Get Naked, just kidding. This is a half bath. Don't make it weird".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 106 x 130 and the finished size is 7.6" x 9.3".

Go Elf - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a Christmas elf that reads "Go -elf- Yourself".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 150 and the finished size is 9.9" x 10.7".

Good Moms - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a hand mixer and the words "Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 131 x 123 and the finished size is 9.4" x 8.8".

Hizzle - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a house and the words "Bless This Hizzle, fo'Shizzle".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 155 and the finished size is 9.9" x 11.1".

Home Is - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a sweet looking home with a the words "Home is where those F****** Ain't".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 128 and the finished size is 11.4" x 9.1".

Honey Maker - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design of bumblebees with the words "Shake Your Honey Maker".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 136 and the finished size is 11.4" x 9.7".

Hot Mess - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny sign that reads, "I'm not a hot mess, I am a spicy disaster".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 110 x 100 and the finished size is 7.9" x 7.1".

Lake Life - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "Lake Life, 'cuz beaches be salty".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 158 x 160 and the finished size is 11.3" x 11.4".

Lazy Snowman - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a relaxed snowman with his feet kicked up and the words "Let it snow".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 157 x 146 and the finished size is 11.2" x 10.4".

More Than Coffee - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cup of coffee and the words "I love you more than coffee...but not always before".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 166 x 198 and the finished size is 11.9" x 14.1".

Morning People - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "I hate morning people or mornings or people".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 145 x 158 and the finished size is 10.3" x 11.3".

Need More Space - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with an astronaut and the words "I Need More Space".

Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 143 x 161 and the finished size is 10.2" x 11.5".

Not All Canadians - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a goose with the words "Not all Canadians are polite".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 158 x 89 and the finished size is 11.3" x 6.4".

No Trespassing - Halloween Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a spooky fun Halloween design with the words "No Trespassing, We're tired of hiding the bodies".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 182 x 58 and the finished size is 13" x 4.1".

Peach Pie - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pun design with the words "Life is a Peach and then you Pie".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 137 x 136 and the finished size is 9.8" x 9.7".

Please Knock - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design of a turtle without his shell and a speech bubble saying "Please Knock".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 181 x 181 and the finished size is 12.9" x 12.9".

Poops and Giggles - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "It's all S**** and giggles until someone giggles and S****" with a roll of toilet paper.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 194 and the finished size is 9.9" x 13.9".

Prepare to Dye - Easter Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Easter pattern with an egg being dyed and the words "Prepare to Dye".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 103 and the finished size is 9.9" x 7.4".

Shady Beach - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a punny design with palm trees and the words "Nobody likes a shady beach".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 132 x 109 and the finished size is 9.4" x 7.8".

Shelf Control - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cute book loving design that says "I've Got No Shelf Control".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 154 and the finished size is 9.9" x 11".

Somewhere Else - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny winter design with a melting snowman and the words "Let it snow, Let it snow, somewhere else".

Model stitched on 14 count navy Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 136 x 163 and the finished size is 9.7" x 11.6".

Super Wife - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cute design that reads "Super Mom, Super Wife, Super Tired".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 143 and the finished size is 7.9" x 10.2"

Sweet But Twisted - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a fun Christmas themed design that reads "Sweet but Twisted" with candy canes.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 101 and the finished size is 7.9" x 7.2"

TV Crime - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1099

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "Shh...I'm busy solving TV Crime".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 79 x 70 and the finished size is 5.6" x 5"

Wake Me Up - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design that reads "Wake me up when winter is over".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 169 and the finished size is 11.4" x 12.1"

We Came In Peace - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1799

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a typical grey alien and the words "We Came In Peace".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 133 x 205 and the finished size is 9.5" x 14.6"

Welcome To Our Coop - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with chickens and chicks that reads "Welcome to our coop, we're all cluckin crazy here".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 141 x 53 and the finished size is 10.1" x 3.8"

What Is A Teacher? - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1399

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design describing how great a teacher is with the description, "Teacher (n) Tee-Cher: A multi-tasking educational rockstar who lives to inspire and loves to encourage, they're kind of a big deal".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 140 and the finished size is 11.9" x 10"

Won't Quit - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1099

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design that reads "I won't quit but I will cuss the whole time".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 83 x 74 and the finished size is 5.9" x 5.3"

Zombies - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

$599 to $1099

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design that reads "If Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. (nothing personal)."

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 76 and the finished size is 7.9" x 5.4"

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Humorous Cross Stitch Patterns Page 3

Crops Out - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Define Naughty - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Did You Dye? - Easter Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Dill With It - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Dog Approved - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Easily Distracted - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Fall Apart - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Fall Is - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Get Naked - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Go Elf - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Good Moms - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Hizzle - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Home Is - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Honey Maker - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Hot Mess - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Lake Life - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Lazy Snowman - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

More Than Coffee - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Morning People - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Need More Space - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Not All Canadians - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

No Trespassing - Halloween Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Peach Pie - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Please Knock - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Poops and Giggles - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Prepare to Dye - Easter Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Shady Beach - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Shelf Control - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Somewhere Else - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Super Wife - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Sweet But Twisted - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

TV Crime - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Wake Me Up - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

We Came In Peace - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Welcome To Our Coop - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

What Is A Teacher? - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Won't Quit - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Zombies - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit

Crops Out - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Define Naughty - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Did You Dye? - Easter Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Dill With It - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Dog Approved - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Easily Distracted - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Fall Apart - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Fall Is - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Get Naked - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Go Elf - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Good Moms - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Hizzle - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Home Is - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Honey Maker - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Hot Mess - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Lake Life - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Lazy Snowman - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

More Than Coffee - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Morning People - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Need More Space - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Not All Canadians - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

No Trespassing - Halloween Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Peach Pie - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Please Knock - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Poops and Giggles - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Prepare to Dye - Easter Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Shady Beach - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Shelf Control - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Somewhere Else - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Super Wife - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Sweet But Twisted - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

TV Crime - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Wake Me Up - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

We Came In Peace - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Welcome To Our Coop - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

What Is A Teacher? - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Won't Quit - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit

Zombies - Cross Stitch Pattern

by Stitch Wit