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	Meowerlyn - Cross Stitch Pattern by December Stitches $12.00 Sale $1029 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from December Stitches featuring a cat dressed as Merlin doing magic! Pattern is stitched on 25 ct White using DMC threads. Stitch count is 78 x 170.

	Funny Friends - Cross Stitch Kit by Design Works $16.00 $1439 Add to Wishlist
Kit comes complete with: #14 Count Plastic Canvas, 100% Cotton Embroidery Floss, #24 Tapestry Needle, Fully Illustrated Instructions.

	Bathing Beauties - Cross Stitch Kit by Design Works $28.00 $2518 Add to Wishlist
This Cross Stitch Kit comes complete with 14 Count Aida Fabric, 100% Cotton Embroidery Floss, #24 Tapestry Needle, Beads, and Fully Illustrated Instructions. 12" x 12".

	The Queen - Cross Stitch Kit by Design Works $10.00 $898 Add to Wishlist
Features the humorous sentiment "We can't all be the Queen... someone has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by". This cross stitch kit comes complete with 14 Count Aida Fabric, 100% Cotton Embroidery Floss, #24 Tapestry Needle, Fully Illustrated Instructions. 5" x 7".

	Be a Mystery - Cross Stitch Pattern by Forbidden Fiber Co $10.00 Sale $799 Add to Wishlist
This cross stitch pattern from Forbidden Fiber Co features the phrase "If you're going to be an open book, be a mystery"! The model is stitched on 32 count Belfast Linen. Stitch count is 150 x 95. Finished size is 9.4" x 5.9".

	Hen Night - Margaret Sherry - Cross Stitch Kit by Bothy Threads $42.00 Sale $3359 Add to Wishlist
This kit from Bothy Threads was designed by Margaret Sherry and features 4 colorful hens enjoying cocktails on a girls' night out! The complete kit includes 14 Ct. white aida, threads, needle, clear chart and instructions. Finished size: 14" x 7.2"

	Mama Said - Beaded Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill $22.50 Sale $1799 Add to Wishlist
This Curly Girl design features a girl hiding under an umbrella and the saying "Mama said there'd be days like this...she just didn't say there'd be this dang many! The kit includes beads, fabric, floss, needles, chart and instructions. The finished size is 7.25" x... Read more

	Packed Up Her Potential - Beaded Cross Stitch Kit by Mill Hill $22.50 $2024 Add to Wishlist
"She packed up her potential and all that she had learned, grabbed a cute pair of shoes and headed out to change a few things." Complete kit includes 28 ct white linen, beads, floss, needle, chart and instructions. Finished size 7" x 7". Curly Girl Design. While we still... Read more

	Just One More Episode - Cross Stitch Pattern by Puntini Puntini $12.00 $1079 Add to Wishlist
"Just one more episode and other lies I tell myself" Pattern is stitched on 35 ct Cocoa from Weeks Dye Works using DMC threads. Stitch Count: 103 x 63.

	Funny Penguins - Cross Stitch Kit by Riolis $27.52 $2581 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch kit from Riolis featuring four baby penguin chicks! This package contains 14 count white Zweigart Aida fabric, Safil wool/acrylic yarn in twenty colors, one needle, instructions and color chart. Design: Funny Penguins. Finished Size: 15.75x9.75 inches.

	Writer Of Meowmoirs - Cross Stitch Kit by Riolis $36.90 $3320 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch kit from Riolis featuring a cat writing about its own life! Meows-merizing! Kit contains 30 wool/acrylic threads, Zweigart 14ct. white AIDA, chart and needle. Size is 8.25" x 11.75"

	Foxy The Imposter - Cross Stitch Pattern by Romy's Creations $12.00 $1079 Add to Wishlist
Pattern is stitched on 32 count linen fabrics with DMC. Stitch count: 71 x 68.

	Sharkshund - Cross Stitch Pattern by Romy's Creations $12.00 $1079 Add to Wishlist
Pattern is stitched on 32 count linen with DMC. Stitch count: 96 x 75.

	Stabby Squirrel - Cross Stitch Pattern by Romy's Creations $12.00 Sale $959 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring a spicy squirrel stabbing fabric with a needle! Pattern is stitched on 32 count hand dyed linen with DMC and Romy's Creations threads. Stitch count is 67 x 69. In addition to DMC and threads listed, Romy's Threads are also required: Barbara's Pumpkin, Tuscan Experience, Scarlet, Brown Sugar and Charcoal.

	Nurse Ratched - Cross Stitch Pattern by Romy's Creations $12.00 $1079 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring a nurse who is also a rat! Pattern is stitched on 32 count Belfast linen vintage country mocha by Zweigart with Romy's Creations threads. Stitch count is 40 x 73.

	Winter Puns - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchy Prose $10.00 $899 Add to Wishlist
Meet the final installment of my seasonal pillow puns, Winter Puns! Embrace the magic of winter (or daydreaming for tropical weather) by stitching these adorable snowmen. "Go with the snow" "License to chill" Stitched on 32ct Raw Natural Linen by Zweigart using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 60W x 60H each.

	Beach Please - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring the words "Beach Please" on a background of ocean waves with a palm tree and rising sun. Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 181 and the finished size is 7.9" x 12.9".

	Boo Bees - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring two bumblebees dressed up like ghosts with the words "Boo Bees". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 148 and the finished size is 11.4" x 10.6".

	Book Is Better - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring books on a shelf and the saying "The Book is Always Better". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 97 and the finished size is 7.9" x 6.9".

	Buying Supplies - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring the funny phrase "As I get Older, I'm finding out that buying supplies and using them are two seperate hobbies" with sewing notions. Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 160 x 150 and the finished size is 11.4" x 10.7".

	Canning Season - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with a ball mason jar and the words "Grab your balls, it's canning season". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 182 and the finished size is 10" x 13".

	Cats Make Me Happy - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a black cat in front of a colorful background with the words "Cats make me happy, humans make my head hurt". Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 143 x 190 and the finished size is 10.2" x 13.6".

	Chickens Crossing Roads - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a chicken with the funny words "I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 149 x 208 and the finished size is 10.6" x 14.9".

	Crops Out - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a row of plant crops with the words "Rock Out With Your Crops Out". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 78 and the finished size is 11.9" x 5.6".

	Define Naughty - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Christmas pattern that reads " Dear Santa, Define Naughty". Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 107 x 74 and the finished size is 7.6" x 5.3".

	Dill With It - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a pickle and the words "Dill With It". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 141 x 200 and the finished size is 10.1" x 14.3".

	Dog Approved - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with paw prints and dog bones and the words "All guests must be approved by the dog". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 169 and the finished size is 11.9" x 12.1".

	Easily Distracted - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with house plants and the words "Easily Distracted By Plants". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 127 and the finished size is 9.9" x 9.1".

	Fall Apart - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a taco with the funny words "Every now and then I fall apart". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 115 x 171 and the finished size is 8.2" x 12.2".

	Fall Is - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $1425 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a pumpkin with the words "Fall is my second favorite F word". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 102 x 119 and the finished size is 7.3" x 8.5".

	Get Naked - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $1425 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design for your home that reads "Get Naked, just kidding. This is a half bath. Don't make it weird". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 106 x 130 and the finished size is 7.6" x 9.3".

	Go Elf - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a Christmas elf that reads "Go -elf- Yourself". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 150 and the finished size is 9.9" x 10.7".

	Good Moms - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a hand mixer and the words "Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 131 x 123 and the finished size is 9.4" x 8.8".

	Hizzle - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a house and the words "Bless This Hizzle, fo'Shizzle". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 155 and the finished size is 9.9" x 11.1".

	Home Is - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a sweet looking home with a the words "Home is where those F****** Ain't". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 128 and the finished size is 11.4" x 9.1".

	Honey Maker - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design of bumblebees with the words "Shake Your Honey Maker". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 136 and the finished size is 11.4" x 9.7".

	Hot Mess - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny sign that reads, "I'm not a hot mess, I am a spicy disaster". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 110 x 100 and the finished size is 7.9" x 7.1".

	Lake Life - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "Lake Life, 'cuz beaches be salty". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 158 x 160 and the finished size is 11.3" x 11.4".

	More Than Coffee - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cup of coffee and the words "I love you more than coffee...but not always before". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 166 x 198 and the finished size is 11.9" x 14.1".

	Morning People - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with the words "I hate morning people or mornings or people". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 145 x 158 and the finished size is 10.3" x 11.3".

	Need More Space - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with an astronaut and the words "I Need More Space". Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 143 x 161 and the finished size is 10.2" x 11.5".

	New Shoes - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a high heel and the words "Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 135 and the finished size is 9.9" x 9.6".

	Not All Canadians - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a goose with the words "Not all Canadians are polite". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 158 x 89 and the finished size is 11.3" x 6.4".

	No Trespassing - Halloween Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a spooky fun Halloween design with the words "No Trespassing, We're tired of hiding the bodies". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 182 x 58 and the finished size is 13" x 4.1".

	Peach Pie - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pun design with the words "Life is a Peach and then you Pie". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 137 x 136 and the finished size is 9.8" x 9.7".

	Please Knock - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $2325 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design of a turtle without his shell and a speech bubble saying "Please Knock". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 181 x 181 and the finished size is 12.9" x 12.9".

	Prepare to Dye - Easter Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $1875 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Easter pattern with an egg being dyed and the words "Prepare to Dye". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 103 and the finished size is 9.9" x 7.4".

	Push Your Buttons - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $699 to $1425 Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with the words "I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for mute". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 79 x 116 and the finished size is 5.6" x 8.3".

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