Funny

Cross-stitch pattern by Lucy Beam featuring the words "Due to personal reasons, I'm going to cross stitch past my bedtime".

Pattern is stitched on 40 ct. Crypt Cloth from Lapin Loops with Gentle Arts floss. The stitch count is 81 x 81 and the finished size is 4.05" x 4.05".

Cross stitch pattern from Crafty Bluebonnet Designs featuring a funny Halloween themed pattern that reads "Just here for the candy".

Pattern stitched on 28 count Pearl Grey Cashel linen with DMC floss. The stitch count is 47 x 46 and the finished size is 3.36" x 3.29".

Cross Stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring a punny Halloween-themed design with a witch-owned beauty parlor.

Stitched on 18-count Aida with Valdani Cotton floss with full DMC conversion. Stitch count is 69 x 66. Finished size is 3 7/8" x 3 3/4".

Truer works were never spoken, am I right!? I thought this sentiment was perfect for the fall themed collection! You could easily omit the ghosts for a more year round finished piece if you prefer.

Stitched on 36 ct. linen with DMC floss. The stitch count is 205 x 132 and the finished size is 11.39" x 7.33".

His feathers are windswept, but his little hat is still professionally straight. The pigeon lands and hops along your windowsill. He's carrying a bright envelope in his beak- And it's addressed to you! You've got mail!

Model stitched on 16 count Sea Spray by Wichelt with DMC floss. The stitch count is 86 x 107 and the finished size is 5.4" x 6.7".

What SamBrie Stitches release would be complete without a Bigfoot chart Bigfoot has become such a fun part of my designing journey!

Model is stitched on 18 ct. Under The Sea by Grace Notes Fabrics with DMC and BeStitchMe floss. The stitch count is 131 x 70 and the finished size is 7.28" x 3.89".

Also requires Black Walnut by BeStitchMe.

Feeeeed me Seymour!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 86w by 128h. Finished size is 6.14" x 9.14".

Model stitched on 18 ct. Aida "Hazelwood" by Fiber on a Whim using DMC thread. Stitch count is 78 x 125.

This line keeper is meant to put a smile on your face as you stitch on your pattern. The 2 strong magnets on the back will hold multiple pages to your metal stand! Made of wood, featuring a rectangular shape with the words "Procraftinating like a boss".

This seasonal pin set includes two swirly lollipops and a smiling gingerbread man.

I have been wanting to do this pattern for years, I finally made it! I haven't been this proud of a pattern in a long time.

Pattern is stitched on 14 count Aida using DMC floss. Stitch count is 171 x 171. Finished size is 12.21" x 12.21".

This piece is for all of my fellow knitters out there! Again, truer words were never spoken and I've been known to be haunted by a few skeins of yarn that got away! You can omit the ghosts if you'd prefer to have a finished piece that is less seasonal.

Stitched on 38 count Druid... Read more about Yarn You Didn't Buy - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern that reads "Prone to Shenanigans and Malarkey".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 86 and the finished size is 10" x 6.1".

Cross stitch pattern from The Artsy Housewife featuring a cheeky cat showing the flower plant who's boss!

Pattern is stitched on 32 Dirty Linen by Zweigart. Stitch count is 129 x 109.

Model stitched on 36 Ct. Vintage Homespun using Weeks Dye Works, DMC floss, and Classic Colorworks. Stitch count is 239W x 62H. Finished size is 13.28 in wide X 3.44 in high.

"Wouldn't life be great if sweatpants were sexy, Mondays were fun, junk food was good for you, girls didn't cause so much drama, guys weren't so confusing, and saying goodbye only meant until tomorrow". Model stitched on 32 count Lambswool linen with Crescent Colours thread, Weeks Dye Works thread and DMC floss. Stitch count is 221W x 72H.

Pattern by Shakespeare's Peddler featuring a beautiful sampler design inspired by an old painting with lots of personality.

Pattern is stitched on 40 ct. Natural linen with DMC floss. The stitch count is 152 x 94 and the finished size is 7.8" x 4.7".

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with a ball mason jar and the words "Grab your balls, it's canning season".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 182 and the finished size is 10" x 13".

Don't drop your nuts!

Stitched on 32ct "Medusa's Gaze" by Lapin Loops using threads from Classic Colorworks, DMC, Gentle Art, Threadworx, and Weeks Dye Works. Stitch count is 139 x 99.

This pattern from Little Robin Designs says "Keep your head high and your crown straight!"

Pattern is stitched on 40 count linen, using Weeks Dye Works thread. Stitch count is 144 x 65.

Cross stitch pattern from Amy Bruecken Designs featuring the phrase "Here we go again. I mean...Good Morning"!

Model stitched on Picture This Plus 28 count Heartland using Weeks Dye Works thread. Stitch count is 80 x 191.

Note from designer: Yep I said it! Shed Happens! It's a good think I got good photos of this before my little cat chewed off the bow and ripped up the linen! Funny she picked the Dog one out of all of them sitting there waiting to get photographed. I have included a photo of the little... Read more about Shed Happens - Cross Stitch Pattern

This kit from Bothy Threads was designed by Margaret Sherry and features 4 colorful hens enjoying cocktails on a girls' night out!

The complete kit includes 14 Ct. white aida, threads, needle, clear chart and instructions. Finished size: 14" x 7.2"

This cute design from the kitchen by New York Dreamer says "The dishes are looking at me dirty again."

The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Kenneth from Grace Notes Fabric with Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch Count: 114 x 86. Finished size: 7.12" x 5.37"

"Marriage lets you annoy one special person every day for the rest of your life." Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Queen Anne's Lace Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 99W x 99H.

This Cross Stitch Kit comes complete with 14 Count Aida Fabric, 100% Cotton Embroidery Floss, #24 Tapestry Needle, Beads, and Fully Illustrated Instructions. 12" x 12".

The Dimensions Laundry Day Cross Stitch Kit features a 6in round framed picture with a laundry day theme. This kit includes a hoop, needle, instructions, and thread, making it a comprehensive package for cross stitch enthusiasts.

This fun cross stitch pattern from My Big Toe Designs features the saying, "We all cross our X's one leg at a time" with cute cross stitch motifs.

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct. Ivory Jobelan using Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch count is 95w x 63. Finished size is 5.94" x 3.94".

Once again the dark souls take over "Live, Laugh, Love" with another macabre iteration of the beige phrase. Lobotomies for all of us!

Pattern is stitched on 14 count Aida using DMC floss. Stitch count is 133 x 105. Finished size is 8.07" x 7.50".

COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES guarantees a dash of wit and humor in your stitching projects. Stitch the entire design including the notepad or stitch just the Sassy Threads saying.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 140 stitches wide... Read more about Sassy Threads II - Come To The Dark Side - Cross Stitch

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cup of coffee and the words "I love you more than coffee...but not always before".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 166 x 198 and the finished size is 11.9" x 14.1".

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design that reads "I won't quit but I will cuss the whole time".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 83 x 74 and the finished size is 5.9" x 5.3"

In the battle of Floss Chicken, sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. An obvious loss on the final letter.

Pattern is stitched on 32 ct. raw linen with DMC floss. The stitch count is 98 x 66 and the finished size is 6.13" x 4.13".

Cross stitch pattern from Val's Stuff featuring a frog, cup of coffee, and the pun "catfeinated".

Stitched on 27 Count Vintage Country Mocha Linda. Stitch Count: 53w x 80h Finished size is 3.93 in wide X 5.93 in high

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring the words "Beach Please" on a background of ocean waves with a palm tree and rising sun.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 181 and the finished size is 7.9" x 12.9".

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring two bumblebees dressed up like ghosts with the words "Boo Bees".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 148 and the finished size is 11.4" x 10.6".

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring the funny phrase "As I get Older, I'm finding out that buying supplies and using them are two seperate hobbies" with sewing notions.

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 160 x 150 and the finished size is 11.4" x 10.7".

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with paw prints and dog bones and the words "All guests must be approved by the dog".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 169 and the finished size is 11.9" x 12.1".

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with the words "Not fragile like a flower, Fragile like a bomb".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 96 x 157 and the finished size is 6.9" x 11.2".

Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design for your home that reads "Get Naked, just kidding. This is a half bath. Don't make it weird".

Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 106 x 130 and the finished size is 7.6" x 9.3".

"One of these days I'm going to eyeroll myself into another dimension"!

Imaginating Counted Cross Stitch Kits feature unique, quality patterns that are based off of one-of-a-kind artistic works! This package contains 14 count white fabric, floss, one needle, one layout page and easy to follow instructions. Finished size: 7x9 inches.

We've all had those days, and this stitch captures it perfectly! Featuring a frazzled woman at her desk, clearly done with it all, this pattern is full of relatable charm. With the hilarious phrase, "One of these days I'm going to eyeroll myself into another dimension," it's the... Read more about Eyeroll - Cross Stitch Pattern

Quilt Fabric featuring postage stamps to put on your Valentines!

Quilt Fabric featuring fun stripes!

Quilt Fabric featuring small hearts!

This little dill is actually ya really big dill! The chart was conceived of during the wee hours of a cross stitch retreat when my tablemates and I were a bit punch drunk from Stitching for 2 days!

The little beads are included with the chart! (50 of each color plus a few extra)

... Read more about Big Dill - Cross Stitch Pattern

Quilt Pattern featuring Gerome the gnome! Project Size: 12" x 12"
Uses scraps!

Cross stitch pattern from Vals Stuff featuring a large cat determined to sit in a small box because "If I fits, I sits"!

Pattern is stitched on 28 ct Demoiselle Lugana using Weeks Dye Works threads. Heart button included. Stitch count is 66h x 57w.

Note: There is no DMC conversion listed for Weeks Dye Works Islamorada.