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Crazy Dog Person - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$7.00  $665
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Well, I only have one dog - but I do ask him where the cats are. Most anyone with multiple animals is 'guilty' of this.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 105w x 71h.
Growing Old - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  Sale $552
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Well, yeah I did - it just crept up on me. Maybe you're the same way - or know someone who is. Doesn't hurt to add a bit of humor!!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 84w x 90h.
I Will Follow You - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
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If you have dogs or cats, you probably can relate to this. Especially in the world we live in now. My little furbabies think they have to go with me no matter what room I'm going in. "I will follow you wherever you go, bathroom included"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 102 x 64.
Cleaning Fairy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$7.00  Sale $595
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Yup, happened at my house. And there was apparently a whole army of dust bunnies.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 96w x 91h.
Tools - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$7.00  $665
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"You only need 2 tools in life...WD-40 and duct tape!! If it doesn't move and it should...use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't...use duct tape!" Well yeah, both of those work pretty good. I keep them handy all the time.

Pattern is stitched on 14 count White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 128 x 90.
Old and Wise - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  $617
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Well, I don't know about you, but if you're old, you were probably young and stupid at one time - I sure was. But.... now I'm wise! "The reason I'm old and wise is that God protected me when I was young and stupid"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 89 x 89.
When I Was a Kid - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  $617
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This probably fits most of us... but when we get there, well, maybe being a kid isn't such a bad thing after all.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 95w x 91h.
Sit on the Floor - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  Sale $552
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I must admit, I have to remind myself of that pretty often - because, without a plan, I'm sorta stuck. "Note to self, do not sit on the floor without a plan on how to get up"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 98 x 115.
Good Grief - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  Sale $552
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Well this describes me perfectly. It can almost be looking at me and I still can't find it. "When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it. Good grief"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 90 x 91.
Talk to Myself - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$7.50  $712
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"Or course I talk to myself when I stitch. Sometimes I need expert advice"! Absolutely - frequently need expert advice - and where better to get it from than - ME.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 101 x 105.
This Age - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  $617
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Oh yeah. I can attest to the fact that as I get older I can't do all the stuff I used to do or want to do - at least that's true with me. VERY annoying. "I have reached an age where my mind says I can do that! But my body says try it and you'll be sorry"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 94 x 89.
Lots of Stuff - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$7.00  $665
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"I had a lot of stuff to do today...now I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow"! Well yeah - that's my usual day.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 92 x 96.
Wonder Years - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$7.00  $665
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At my age, it's sooo easy to 'wonder' where I've put things. Someday to be found, but not necessarily when I'm looking for them. "I've finally reached the wonder years. Wonder where I parked the car. Wonder where I left the phone. Wonder where my glasses are."

Pattern is stitched on 14 count White Aida using Dmc threads. Stitch count is 103 x 116.
A Nap - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  Sale $552
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Oh yeah! I used to be the energizer bunny - but NOW - I love my naps. "You know you've grown up when a nap is no longer a punishment but a reward"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 125 x 105.
Nothing Done - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$8.50  $807
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And, the older I get, the less I get done in a day. "Some days it takes me all day to get nothing done"! Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 102 x 79.
Patience Tested - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
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Well, that would be me for sure!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 107w x 92h.
So Much to Do - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals
$6.50  Sale $552
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Pretty much says it all -

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 93w x 94h.
Season Finale - Cling Stamp
by Impression Obsession
$5.40  Clearance $323
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Cling stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the humorous new year's sentiment "anyone else concerned about the 2020 season finale?"
No Stars - Cling Stamp
by Impression Obsession
$5.40  Clearance $323
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Cling stamp from Impression Obsession featuring a funny 1 star review for the year 2020 - "If I could give this no stars, I would"!
Funny Valentine Circles Champagne - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard Weekly Sale Item
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Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!
Funny Valentine Circles Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard Weekly Sale Item
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Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!
Funny Valentine Circles Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard Weekly Sale Item
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Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!
Funny Valentine - Fat Quarter Bundle
by Lizzy House for Moda
$160.00  Sale $12799 Weekly Sale Item
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Fat Quarter Bundle featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 29 Cuts: 37140-16, 37140-20, 37140-25, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12, 37145-16,... Read more
Funny Valentine - Jelly Roll
by Lizzy House for Moda
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Jelly Roll featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 40 Cuts: 37140-16*, 37140-20*, 37140-25*, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12*, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12*, 37145-16*,... Read more
Funny Valentine - Layer Cake
by Lizzy House for Moda
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Layer Cake featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 42 Cuts: 37140-16*, 37140-20*, 37140-25*, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12*, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12*, 37145-16*,... Read more
Funny Valentine Mushroom Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard Weekly Sale Item
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Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!
Funny Valentine Mushroom Ballerina - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
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Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!
Funny Valentine Mushroom Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
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Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!
Funny Valentine Berry Blush - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
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Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!
Funny Valentine Berry Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
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Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!
Funny Valentine Postage Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
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Quilt Fabric featuring postage stamps to put on your Valentines!
Funny Valentine Tiny Heart Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
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Quilt Fabric featuring small hearts!
Dirty Dishes - Cross Stitch Pattern
by New York Dreamer
$12.00  $1079
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This cute design from the kitchen by New York Dreamer says "The dishes are looking at me dirty again."

The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Kenneth from Grace Notes Fabric with Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch Count: 114 x 86. Finished size: 7.12" x 5.37"
Be the Flamingo - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Peacock and Fig
$14.00  $1259
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"Be the flamingo in the flock of pigeons." Model stitched on 14 Ct. White aida with DMC floss and Kreinik #4 Braid. Stitch Count: 100x160.
Thrills & Spills - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Peacock and Fig
$14.00  Clearance $838
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Cross stitch pattern by Peacock & Fig with the saying "I get such a thrill when I clean up your spill...said no one ever!"

Model stitched on 14 count Aida of your choice with DMC threads. Stitch count is 117 wide x 161 high. Finished size: 8 1/2" wide x 11 1/2" high
Doing Nothing - Cross Stitch Kit
by Permin
$35.00  Sale $2807
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"It may look like I'm doing nothing but in my head I'm quite busy." Kit includes 14 count White Aida, threads, needle and instructions. Hoop included in kit. Finished Size: 8"
Crunchy Taco - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
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28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "Crunchy Tacos, not Abs" with a taco wearing a mustache.
Sorry What - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
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28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "I'm Sorry for what I said when I was hungry".
Have Cake - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
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28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "Have your cake and eat it two".
Wine Therapy - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
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28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "Wine is cheaper than therapy".
Homemade - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
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28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "Homemade with love".
Don't Be A - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
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28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "Don't be such a prick" with an image of a Cactus.
Margarita - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
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28" x 28" cotton towel with embroidered saying, "This Senorita needs a Margarita".
Quilter - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
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Aunt Martha's dirty laundry - silk screened 100% cotton flour sack towels. 28" x 28". Design is approximately 7" printed on the bottom center. "Give a Quilter an inch and she'll think she's a ruler"
Fabric Warning - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
$10.00  Sale $750
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Aunt Martha's dirty laundry - silk screened 100% cotton flour sack towels. 28" x 28". Design is approximately 7" printed on the bottom center. "No warning label on fabric. That means it can't be an addiction, right?
Yes I Sew - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
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Aunt Martha's dirty laundry - silk screened 100% cotton flour sack towels. 28" x 28". Design is approximately 7" printed on the bottom center. "Yes, i sew. And no, I won't hem your pants".
Like Wine - Embroidered Hand Towel
by Aunt Martha's
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Aunt Martha's dirty laundry - silk screened 100% cotton flour sack towels. 28" x 28". Design is approximately 7" printed on the bottom center. "It's like wine. Fabric gets better with age. It is an investment really"
I Just Want To Drink, Craft, and Nap - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Cross Stitch Wonders
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Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a great saying for any crafting enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... Craft and Take Naps! Included in chart are five beverages and also five color combinations for you to choose from. Licensed artwork by... Read more


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