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Pattern by Joan Elliot featuring the prayer "God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway. The good fortune to run into the ones I do. And the eyesight to know the difference".

Stitched on 14 count Aida using DMC floss. Stitch count: 101W x 129H and the finished size is 7" x 9".

"4 out of 5 voices in my head say...eat the chocolate!" Variations included for "eat the cupcake", "eat the cookie", and "eat the snack."

Model stitched on 28 Ct. Ice Blue Lugana with Gentle Art Sampler Threads. Stitch Count: 69W x 67H. Finished size is 4.93 in wide X 4.79 in high.

"There's nothing to fear but fear itself..and spiders!" Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Queen Anne's Lace Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 68W x 68H. Shown with a button from Just Another Button Company

"The line is very faint between hobby and mental illness." Model stitched on 28 Ct. Ivory Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss and Just Another Button Company buttons (4483S, 1171S, 3361, 3369M, 3387). Stitch Count: 48W x 83H.

This design from New York Dreamer says "Cross Stitching Forever, Housework Whenever!"

The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Milk & Honey by Fiber on a Whim with Weeks Dye Works, Classic Colourworks, Gentle Art Sampler threads and DMC floss. Stitch Count: 140x140. NOTE: design is shown on a custom bobbin frame which is not included.

"All Hail the Queen." Model stitched on 14 Ct. White aida with DMC floss and Kreinik #4 Braid. Stitch Count: 120W x 120H

Cross stitch pattern by Peacock & Fig with the saying "I get such a thrill when I clean up your spill...said no one ever!"

Model stitched on 14 count Aida of your choice with DMC threads. Stitch count is 117 wide x 161 high. Finished size: 8 1/2" wide x 11 1/2" high

Witty, relatable, and just a little too real, this clever design perfectly captures the inner panic we all feel before hitting "send." With hand-drawn style lettering and expressive details, it blends humor and honesty into a piece that's guaranteed to get laughs and knowing nods. A fun... Read more about Friendly Advice - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Val's Stuff featuring a frog with the Valentine's Day sentiment "love you warts n' all."

Stitched on 36 count Cherry Vanilla by Weeks Dye Works. Stitch Count: 61w x 37h Finished size is 3.39 in wide X 2.06 in high.

A humorous winter-themed design featuring a playful driving quote and whimsical stitched artwork. Perfect for adding a lighthearted touch to your seasonal stitching collection or gifting to someone who dreams of warmer weather.

Pattern is stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Stitch count is 98w x 138h. Finished size is 7" x 9.9".

Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring a crab at the beach with the phrase "Beach please"!

Model is stitched on linen of your choice using Romy's Creations with DMC conversion. Stitch count is 60 X 59. Finished size 3.75 in wide X 3.69 in high.

Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring the phrase "Life Is Better At The Beach"!

Model is stitched on linen of your choice using Romy's Creation floss with DMC conversion. Stitch count is 60 X 57. Finished size is 3.75 in wide X 3.56 in high.

Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!

Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!

Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!

Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!

Quilt Fabric featuring a dog and cat exchanging valentines!

Quilt Fabric featuring a dog and cat exchanging valentines!

Fat Quarter Bundle featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 29 Cuts: 37140-16, 37140-20, 37140-25, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12, 37145-16,... Read more about Funny Valentine - Fat Quarter Bundle

Jelly Roll featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 40 Cuts: 37140-16*, 37140-20*, 37140-25*, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12*, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12*, 37145-16*,... Read more about Funny Valentine - Jelly Roll

Layer Cake featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 42 Cuts: 37140-16*, 37140-20*, 37140-25*, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12*, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12*, 37145-16*,... Read more about Funny Valentine - Layer Cake

Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!

Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!

Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!

Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!

Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!

Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!

Quilt Fabric featuring postage stamps to put on your Valentines!

Quilt Fabric featuring floral hearts surrounded by polka dots!

Quilt Fabric featuring floral hearts surrounded by polka dots!

Quilt Fabric featuring floral hearts surrounded by polka dots!

Quilt Fabric featuring large polka dots!

Quilt Fabric featuring large polka dots!

Quilt Fabric featuring fun stripes!

Quilt Fabric featuring fun stripes!

Quilt Fabric featuring small hearts!

Quilt Fabric featuring small hearts!

Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "I don't need you, I have WIFI"!

Model stitched on 14 or 16 ct Aida on the color of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 71w x 79h. Designed by Anna Gutova.

Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "You're the butter to my bread"!

Model stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 72W x 61H.

Finished Size:
aida 14 - 14 x 12 cm (5 1/4 x 4 1/2 in)
aida 16 - 12 x 10 cm (4 1/2 x 4 in)

Fall means Halloween and Halloween is a must! This playful sampler blends classic styling with clever, humorous verses, giving traditional Halloween a fresh and fun twist.

The pattern stitched on 32 ct. Lugana with DMC and Gentle Arts floss. The stitch count is 140 x 138 with a finished size of 8.75" x 8.63".

Resting Froggo Face. This design is beginner friendly, using standard DMC colors. Consider swapping out the celestial elements in the witch hat to DMC etoile or your favorite shiny floss. Finished projects from this design are easily finished in standard embroidery hoops or picture frames. Pattern is printed on one sheet, in full color, front & back.

Stitch count is 50w x 61h.

Relieve your stress by screaming like this bird! The bird is fashioned after a magpie, using standard DMC floss and easy to finish in a 5x7 frame if stitched on 18 count. The printed pattern is in full color, with colored blocks and symbols.

Stitch count is 76w x 116h.

Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a great saying for any crafting enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... Craft and Take Naps! Included in chart are five beverages and also five color combinations for you to choose from. Licensed artwork by... Read more about I Just Want To Drink, Craft, and Nap - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a great saying for any crocheting enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea ....Crotchet and Take Naps! Included in chart are five beverages and also five color combinations for you to choose from. Licensed... Read more about I Just Want To Drink, Crochet, and Nap - Cross Stitch

Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a great saying for any hunting enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... Hunting and Take Naps! Included in chart are five beverages and also five color combinations for you to choose from. Licensed artwork... Read more about I Just Want To Drink, Hunt, and Nap - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a great saying for any gambling enthusiast! I Just Want To Drink Cocktails / Coffee / Beer / Wine / Tea .... Gamble and Take Naps! Included in chart are five beverages and also five color combinations for you to choose from. Licensed artwork... Read more about I Just Want To Drink, Gamble, and Nap - Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring a Fun Christmas Saying counted cross stitch design! Cross Stitch design by Marcia Manning.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 114w x 120h.

Cross stitch pattern from Cross Stitch Wonders featuring an absolutely great DOG Saying / Phrase! Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Thank You For Feeding Me And Picking Up My Poo. Perfect for any home with dogs!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 117w x 139h.