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Fall - Halloween Puns - Cross Stitch Pattern
by AuryTm

$20.00  Sale $15.99 Halloween Sale
Fall means Halloween and Halloween is a must! This playful sampler blends classic styling with clever, humorous verses, giving traditional Halloween a fresh and fun twist.

The pattern stitched on 32 ct. Lugana with DMC and Gentle Arts floss. The stitch count is 140 x 138 with a finished size of 8.75" x 8.63".

Resting Froggo Face - Cross Stitch Pattern
by BAD Stitch

$6.00  Sale $5.09
Resting Froggo Face. This design is beginner friendly, using standard DMC colors. Consider swapping out the celestial elements in the witch hat to DMC etoile or your favorite shiny floss. Finished projects from this design are easily finished in standard embroidery hoops or picture frames. Pattern is printed on one sheet, in full color, front & back.

Stitch count is 50w x 61h.

CawCawPhony - Cross Stitch Pattern
by BAD Stitch

$10.00  Sale $8.49
Relieve your stress by screaming like this bird! The bird is fashioned after a magpie, using standard DMC floss and easy to finish in a 5x7 frame if stitched on 18 count. The printed pattern is in full color, with colored blocks and symbols.

Stitch count is 76w x 116h.
Cross stitch pattern from Frony Ritter Designs featuring a mermaid holding a garland with the words "Seas and Greetings".

Pattern is stitched on 16 ct. Pistachio aida using DMC, Weeks Dye Works, and Rainbow Gallery threads. The stitch count is 97 x 97 and the finished size is 6.06" x 6.06". Also recommended is the Mill Hill charm 12172.
5 stars out of 5

Turnip the Beet - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Hands On Design

$10.00  $8.99
"Lettuce turnip the beet peas" Model stitched on either 32 Ct. White Belfast or 32 Ct. Chalkboard Black (DMC 08 not used on Chalkboard Black) using DMC floss. Stitch Count 80x80. Design Size: 5" x 5".
This piece is for all of my fellow knitters out there! Again, truer words were never spoken and I've been known to be haunted by a few skeins of yarn that got away! You can omit the ghosts if you'd prefer to have a finished piece that is less seasonal.

Stitched on 38 count Druid... Read more about Yarn You Didn't Buy - Cross Stitch Pattern

DysFUNctional Me - Cross Stitch Kit
by Imaginating

$26.00  $22.35
"Let's put the fun back in Dysfunctional."

Imaginating Counted Cross Stitch Kits feature unique, quality patterns that are based off of one-of-a-kind artistic works! This package contains 14 count white fabric, floss, one needle, one layout page and easy to follow instructions. Finished size: 6x8 inches.

Eyeroll - Cross Stitch Kit
by Imaginating

$19.00  $16.33
"One of these days I'm going to eyeroll myself into another dimension"!

Imaginating Counted Cross Stitch Kits feature unique, quality patterns that are based off of one-of-a-kind artistic works! This package contains 14 count white fabric, floss, one needle, one layout page and easy to follow instructions. Finished size: 7x9 inches.

Common Sense - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$6.50  Sale $5.52
Just a little cute saying - unfortunately that flower truly doesn't grow in everyone's garden.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 60w x 62h.

Protecting Mama - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$6.50  Sale $5.52
My little dog barks at EVERYTHING! Maybe you know someone with one like that - or do you have one too.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 92w x 107h.

Getting Older - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$6.50  $6.17
Boy, is this a true statement.... and my body definitely isn't pleased, though I'm thankful for every day!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 83 x 93.

Act My Age - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$6.50  $6.17
Well, this saying is true - for most anyone - but especially for "old people". (I can say that - I'm an old people.) Cute saying for yourself or a friend.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 95w x 81h.

Retired - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$6.50  $6.17
What DO you call a person who's happy on Monday - well, retired seems a fitting term.

Pattern is stitched on 14 count White Aida using DMC or Anchor threads. Stitch count is 91 x 91.Anchor thread:ANC0229 is also needed. We do not carry.

Crazy Cat Person - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$7.00  $6.65
Probably everyone who has multiple animals does this - I know I surely do. And, I ask the dog where the cats are.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 105w x 74h.

Crazy Dog Person - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$7.00  $6.65
Well, I only have one dog - but I do ask him where the cats are. Most anyone with multiple animals is 'guilty' of this.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 105w x 71h.

Growing Old - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$6.50  Sale $5.52
Well, yeah I did - it just crept up on me. Maybe you're the same way - or know someone who is. Doesn't hurt to add a bit of humor!!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 84w x 90h.

Cleaning Fairy - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$7.00  Sale $5.95
Yup, happened at my house. And there was apparently a whole army of dust bunnies.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 96w x 91h.

Tools - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$7.00  $6.65
"You only need 2 tools in life...WD-40 and duct tape!! If it doesn't move and it should...use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't...use duct tape!" Well yeah, both of those work pretty good. I keep them handy all the time.

Pattern is stitched on 14 count White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 128 x 90.
5 stars out of 5

Old and Wise - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$6.50  $6.17
Well, I don't know about you, but if you're old, you were probably young and stupid at one time - I sure was. But.... now I'm wise! "The reason I'm old and wise is that God protected me when I was young and stupid"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 89 x 89.

When I Was a Kid - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$6.50  Sale $5.52
This probably fits most of us... but when we get there, well, maybe being a kid isn't such a bad thing after all.

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 95w x 91h.

Sit on the Floor - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$6.50  $6.17
I must admit, I have to remind myself of that pretty often - because, without a plan, I'm sorta stuck. "Note to self, do not sit on the floor without a plan on how to get up"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 98 x 115.

Good Grief - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$6.50  Sale $5.52
Well this describes me perfectly. It can almost be looking at me and I still can't find it. "When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it. Good grief"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 90 x 91.
Well, this one about says it all - getting old definitely AIN'T for Sissies! "Getting old ain't for sissies. It takes strength, courage and tenacity...and that's just to get dressed in the morning"!

Pattern is stitched on White Aida using DMC or Anchor threads. Stitch count is 143 x 133
"Or course I talk to myself when I stitch. Sometimes I need expert advice"! Absolutely - frequently need expert advice - and where better to get it from than - ME.

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 101 x 105.

This Age - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$6.50  Sale $5.52
Oh yeah. I can attest to the fact that as I get older I can't do all the stuff I used to do or want to do - at least that's true with me. VERY annoying. "I have reached an age where my mind says I can do that! But my body says try it and you'll be sorry"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 94 x 89.

Wonder Years - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$7.00  Sale $5.95
At my age, it's sooo easy to 'wonder' where I've put things. Someday to be found, but not necessarily when I'm looking for them. "I've finally reached the wonder years. Wonder where I parked the car. Wonder where I left the phone. Wonder where my glasses are."

Pattern is stitched on 14 count White Aida using Dmc threads. Stitch count is 103 x 116.

A Nap - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$6.50  Sale $5.52
Oh yeah! I used to be the energizer bunny - but NOW - I love my naps. "You know you've grown up when a nap is no longer a punishment but a reward"!

Pattern is stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC threads. Stitch count is 125 x 105.

Nothing Done - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$8.50  $8.07
And, the older I get, the less I get done in a day. "Some days it takes me all day to get nothing done"! Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 102 x 79.

Patience Tested - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$7.00  $6.65
Well, that would be me for sure!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 107w x 92h.

So Much to Do - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Iris Originals

$6.50  $6.17
Pretty much says it all -

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 93w x 94h.

Season Finale - Cling Stamp
by Impression Obsession

$5.40  Clearance $3.23
Cling stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the humorous new year's sentiment "anyone else concerned about the 2020 season finale?"

No Stars - Cling Stamp
by Impression Obsession

$5.40  Clearance $3.23
Cling stamp from Impression Obsession featuring a funny 1 star review for the year 2020 - "If I could give this no stars, I would"!
5 stars out of 5

Masks - Cling Stamp
by Impression Obsession

$6.20  Sale $4.02
Cling stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the funny COVID mask sentiment "masks are the new bra... they aren't comfortable, you only wear them in public, people will notice when you don't wear one, and you can now get them in every color pattern and style"!

Chili Pepper Sayings - Clear Stamp
by Impression Obsession

$13.00  Sale $9.99
Clear stamp from Impression Obsession featuring the spicy phrases "Some like it hot", "Hello-peno", "Hot stuff", "Haba great day", "Keep calm and chili on", "I've got the hots for you", ""Just chili-in", "You're so spicy",... Read more about Chili Pepper Sayings - Clear Stamp

Friendly Advice - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating

$9.00  Sale $7.19
Witty, relatable, and just a little too real, this clever design perfectly captures the inner panic we all feel before hitting "send." With hand-drawn style lettering and expressive details, it blends humor and honesty into a piece that's guaranteed to get laughs and knowing nods. A fun... Read more about Friendly Advice - Cross Stitch Pattern

Catfeinated - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Val's Stuff

$10.00  $8.99
Cross stitch pattern from Val's Stuff featuring a frog, cup of coffee, and the pun "catfeinated".

Stitched on 27 Count Vintage Country Mocha Linda. Stitch Count: 53w x 80h Finished size is 3.93 in wide X 5.93 in high

Winter Driving Tips - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating

$9.00  $8.09
A humorous winter-themed design featuring a playful driving quote and whimsical stitched artwork. Perfect for adding a lighthearted touch to your seasonal stitching collection or gifting to someone who dreams of warmer weather.

Pattern is stitched on 14ct White Aida using DMC floss. Stitch count is 98w x 138h. Finished size is 7" x 9.9".

Beach Please - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Romy's Creations

$12.00  $10.79
Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring a crab at the beach with the phrase "Beach please"!

Model is stitched on linen of your choice using Romy's Creations with DMC conversion. Stitch count is 60 X 59. Finished size 3.75 in wide X 3.69 in high.
Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring the phrase "Life Is Better At The Beach"!

Model is stitched on linen of your choice using Romy's Creation floss with DMC conversion. Stitch count is 60 X 57. Finished size is 3.75 in wide X 3.56 in high.

Funny Valentine Circles Champagne - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!

Funny Valentine Circles Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!

Funny Valentine Circles Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!

Funny Valentine Circles Ballerina - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!

Funny Valentine Pets Ballerina - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  $12.13 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring a dog and cat exchanging valentines!

Funny Valentine Pets Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring a dog and cat exchanging valentines!

Funny Valentine - Fat Quarter Bundle
by Lizzy House for Moda

$160.00  Sale $127.99
Fat Quarter Bundle featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 29 Cuts: 37140-16, 37140-20, 37140-25, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12, 37145-16,... Read more about Funny Valentine - Fat Quarter Bundle

Funny Valentine - Jelly Roll
by Lizzy House for Moda

$52.00  Sale $41.59
Jelly Roll featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 40 Cuts: 37140-16*, 37140-20*, 37140-25*, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12*, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12*, 37145-16*,... Read more about Funny Valentine - Jelly Roll

Funny Valentine Mushroom Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda

$13.49  Sale $10.78 per yard
Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!

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