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Ho Ho No - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$7.00  $629
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Cross stitch pattern from Imaginating featuring a cat regretfully hanging onto a Christmas stocking!

Pattern is stitched on 14 count White using DMC threads. Stitch count is 122w x 76h.
ABD-002
Good Morning - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Amy Bruecken Designs
$14.00  $1259
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Cross stitch pattern from Amy Bruecken Designs featuring the phrase "Here we go again. I mean...Good Morning"!

Model stitched on Picture This Plus 28 count Heartland using Weeks Dye Works thread. Stitch count is 80 x 191.
AMK-173
I Have Wi-Fi - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Artmishka
$5.40 to $6.94
Sale $485 to $590
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Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "I don't need you, I have WIFI"!

Model stitched on 14 or 16 ct Aida on the color of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 71w x 79h. Designed by Anna Gutova.
AMK-229
You're The Butter To My Bread - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Artmishka
$605 to $849
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Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "You're the butter to my bread"!

Model stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 72W x 61H.

Finished Size:
aida 14 - 14 x 12 cm (5 1/4 x 4 1/2 in)
aida 16 - 12 x 10 cm (4 1/2 x 4 in)
ARTSY-013
Vicious - Cross Stitch Pattern
by The Artsy Housewife
$14.00  $1259
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Cross stitch pattern from The Artsy Housewife featuring a cheeky cat showing the flower plant who's boss!

Pattern is stitched on 32 Dirty Linen by Zweigart. Stitch count is 129 x 109.
BAD-014
CawCawPhony - Cross Stitch Pattern
by BAD Stitch
$10.00  Sale $849
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Relieve your stress by screaming like this bird! The bird is fashioned after a magpie, using standard DMC floss and easy to finish in a 5x7 frame if stitched on 18 count. The printed pattern is in full color, with colored blocks and symbols.

Stitch count is 76w x 116h.
BT-XMS38
Lay a Little Egg - Margaret Sherry - Cross Stitch Kit
by Bothy Threads
$33.00  Sale $2639
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This circular design from Margaret Sherry features "Check, chick, chick, chick, chicken....lay a little egg for me" around the edges with a chicken and hatching eggs in the middle.

The kit includes 14 Ct. White Aida, pre-sorted stranded cotton, a clear chart and instructions. Finished size: 6.8" diameter
BT-XMS39
Spring Chicken - Margaret Sherry - Cross Stitch Kit
by Bothy Threads
$34.00  Sale $2718
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This circular design from Margaret Sherry features "Inside every older person is a younger one trying to figure out what happened" around the edges with a chicken in the middle.

The kit includes 14 Ct. White Aida, pre-sorted stranded cotton, a clear chart and instructions. Finished size: 6.8" diameter
CG30-2411
Mama Said - Beaded Cross Stitch Kit
by Mill Hill
$21.50  $1935
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This Curly Girl design features a girl hiding under an umbrella and the saying "Mama said there'd be days like this...she just didn't say there'd be this dang many!

The kit includes beads, fabric, floss, needles, chart and instructions. The finished size is 7.25" x 7.25".
CG30-3103
Packed Up Her Potential - Beaded Cross Stitch Kit
by Mill Hill
$21.50  $1934
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"She packed up her potential and all that she had learned, grabbed a cute pair of shoes and headed out to change a few things." Complete kit includes 28 ct white linen, beads, floss, needle, chart and instructions. Finished size 7" x 7". Curly Girl Design.
MBT-018
Eat the Chocolate - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$799
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"4 out of 5 voices in my head say...eat the chocolate!" Variations included for "eat the cupcake", "eat the cookie", and "eat the snack." Model stitched on 28 Ct. Ice Blue Lugana with Gentle Art Sampler Threads. Stitch Count: 69W x 67H.
MBT-11
Dog Hair - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$799
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"Dog Hair....just another specialty fiber!" Model stitched on 28 Ct. Mushroom Lugana with Weeks Dye Works and DMC. Stitch Count: 77W x 59H. Buttons from Just Another Button Company sold separately.
MBT-198
More Than Coffee - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$999
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"I love you more than coffee, just not always before coffee." Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Country French Latte linen with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 126W x 98H.
MBT-224
Nothing to Fear - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$799
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"There's nothing to fear but fear itself..and spiders!" Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Queen Anne's Lace Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 68W x 68H. Shown with a button from Just Another Button Company
MBT-236
Marriage - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$799
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"Marriage lets you annoy one special person every day for the rest of your life." Model stitched over 2 threads on 28 Ct. Queen Anne's Lace Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss. Stitch Count: 99W x 99H.
MBT-265
Sarcasm is My Love Language - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$799
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Model stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Queen Anne's Lace Jobelan with Classic Colorworks floss. Stitch Count: 67W x 67H. Finished size: 4" x 4".
MBT111
Very Faint Line, A - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$7.99  Sale $639
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"The line is very faint between hobby and mental illness." Model stitched on 28 Ct. Ivory Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works floss and Just Another Button Company buttons (4483S, 1171S, 3361, 3369M, 3387). Stitch Count: 48W x 83H.
MBT121
Normal Family - Cross Stitch Pattern
by My Big Toe Designs
$799
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"Remember, as far as anyone knows we are a nice normal family". Model stitched on 32 count Antique White Jobelan with Crescent Colours thread. Stitch count is 134W x 86H.
MFDC001
All Are Equal in Death - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Modern Folk Embroidery
$10.50  $996
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Cross stitch pattern from Modern Folkart Embroidery featuring a skeleton and the phrase "Are all equal in death".

Stitched over 2 threads on 32 count linen (or over 1 on 16ct Aida) it would measure approximately 8" by 12" (20.5 by 30.5 cm). It has a total of 6368 crosses.... Read more
NYD-004
Dirty Dishes - Cross Stitch Pattern
by New York Dreamer
$12.00  $1079
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This cute design from the kitchen by New York Dreamer says "The dishes are looking at me dirty again."

The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Kenneth from Grace Notes Fabric with Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch Count: 114 x 86. Finished size: 7.12" x 5.37"
NYD-005
Cross Stitching Forever - Cross Stitch Pattern
by New York Dreamer
$12.00  $1079
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This design from New York Dreamer says "Cross Stitching Forever, Housework Whenever!"

The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Milk & Honey by Fiber on a Whim with Weeks Dye Works, Classic Colourworks, Gentle Art Sampler threads and DMC floss. Stitch Count: 140x140. NOTE: design is shown on a custom bobbin frame which is not included.
PAF-TAS
Thrills & Spills - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Peacock and Fig
$14.00  Clearance $838
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Cross stitch pattern by Peacock & Fig with the saying "I get such a thrill when I clean up your spill...said no one ever!"

Model stitched on 14 count Aida of your choice with DMC threads. Stitch count is 117 wide x 161 high. Finished size: 8 1/2" wide x 11 1/2" high
PER-929715
Doing Nothing - Cross Stitch Kit
by Permin
$35.00  Sale $2807
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"It may look like I'm doing nothing but in my head I'm quite busy." Kit includes 14 count White Aida, threads, needle and instructions. Hoop included in kit. Finished Size: 8"
09-2029
Life's Journey - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Bobbie G Designs
$6.00  Sale $479
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"Life's journey is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting holy cow what a ride".
Model stitched on 14 Ct. White Aida with DMC floss.
Stitch Count: 84W x 144H. Design Size: 6" x 11"
10-1303
Women are Angels - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Sue Hillis
$9.00  $809
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"Women are angels and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly.. on our broomsticks. We're flexible like that!" Model stitched on 14/28 count Antique White Lugana using Sullivan's floss or DMC floss. Stitch count: 125W x 97H.
14-1058
My Funny Valentine - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Heartstring Samplery
$10.00  Sale $799
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"My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine, you make me smile with my heart. Stay little Valentine stay." Model stitched on 36 Ct. Sand Linen by Picture This Plus with Gentle Art Sampler threads.
Stitch Count: 125x333. Design Size: 7" x 19"
18-2789
Stitching Each Day - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Waxing Moon Designs
$8.00  $719
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"Stitching each day keeps the crazy away!"

Model stitched over two on 30 Ct. Parchment Linen by Weeks Dye Works using Weeks Dye Works and Gentle Arts floss. Stitch Count: 85x108. Design Size: 6" x 8"
25-1690
Dsyfunctional - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$9.00  $809
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Cross stitch pattern from Imaginating featuring the phrase "Let's put the fun back in dysfunctional"!

Pattern is stitched on 14 ct White Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 81w x 114h. Finished size is 5.79" x 8.14".
25-2133
Ex People Person - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$9.00  $809
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For the social butterfly who's gracefully retired her wings. This cheeky pattern features the phrase "I used to be a people person but people ruined it for me"-complete with a no-nonsense lady throwing up the universal "nope" hands. Whether you're stitching for yourself or a... Read more
25-2370
Eyeroll - Cross Stitch Pattern
by Imaginating
$9.00  $809
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We've all had those days, and this stitch captures it perfectly! Featuring a frazzled woman at her desk, clearly done with it all, this pattern is full of relatable charm. With the hilarious phrase, "One of these days I'm going to eyeroll myself into another dimension," it's the... Read more
37136-22
Funny Valentine Circles Champagne - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!
37136-23
Funny Valentine Circles Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!
37136-24
Funny Valentine Circles Love - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  Sale $1078 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!
37136-25
Funny Valentine Circles Ballerina - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring adorable circles!
37140-20
Funny Valentine Pets Ballerina - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring a dog and cat exchanging valentines!
37140-25
Funny Valentine Pets Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring a dog and cat exchanging valentines!
37140AB
Funny Valentine - Fat Quarter Bundle
by Lizzy House for Moda
$160.00  $14399
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Fat Quarter Bundle featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 29 Cuts: 37140-16, 37140-20, 37140-25, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12, 37145-16,... Read more
37140JR
Funny Valentine - Jelly Roll
by Lizzy House for Moda
$52.00  $4679
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Jelly Roll featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 40 Cuts: 37140-16*, 37140-20*, 37140-25*, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12*, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12*, 37145-16*,... Read more
37140LC
Funny Valentine - Layer Cake
by Lizzy House for Moda
$52.00  $4679
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Layer Cake featuring hearts, postage stand, mushrooms and animals exchanging Valentines!

Includes 42 Cuts: 37140-16*, 37140-20*, 37140-25*, 37141-17, 37141-19, 37141-25, 37142-14, 37142-17, 37142-18, 37143-12*, 37143-14, 37143-17, 37144-14, 37144-16, 37144-25, 37145-12*, 37145-16*,... Read more
37141-17
Funny Valentine Mushroom Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!
37141-19
Funny Valentine Mushroom Ballerina - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!
37141-25
Funny Valentine Mushroom Sky - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring a forest of cute mushrooms!
37142-14
Funny Valentine Berry Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!
37142-17
Funny Valentine Berry Blush - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!
37142-18
Funny Valentine Berry Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring sweet strawberries! It's berry cute!
37143-12
Funny Valentine Postage Champagne - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring postage stamps to put on your Valentines!
37143-14
Funny Valentine Postage Coral - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring postage stamps to put on your Valentines!
37143-17
Funny Valentine Postage Rose - Quilt Fabric
by Lizzy House for Moda
$13.49  $1213 per yard
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Quilt Fabric featuring postage stamps to put on your Valentines!


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