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	Hot Showers - Cross Stitch Pattern by Dirty Annie $9.00  $854 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
I take really Hot Showers to avoid burning in Hell! Model was stitched 2 over 2 on 32ct "Boneyard" Linen from Be Stitch me using threads from Classic Colorworks and Weeks Dye Works

	Fun and Games - Cross Stitch Pattern by Dirty Annie $15.00  $1424 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
Don't drop your nuts! Stitched on 32ct "Medusa's Gaze" by Lapin Loops using threads from Classic Colorworks, DMC, Gentle Art, Threadworx, and Weeks Dye Works. Stitch count is 139 x 99.

	Good Heart - Cross Stitch Pattern by Dirty Annie $13.00  $1234 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
I've got a Good Heart.....but this Mouth! Model was stitched on 32ct "Oatmeal" linen from Fiber on a Whim using Classic Colorworks, Gentle Arts, and Weeks Dye Works threads. Stitch count is 75 x 112.

	The Higher the Hair - Cross Stitch Pattern by Dirty Annie $11.00  $1049 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
The Higher the Hair the closer to Jesus! Model was stitched on 32 ct linen from Be Stitch me using threads from Classic Colorworks, Colour and Cotton, The Gentle Arts, Weeks and Wisper from Rainbow Gallery. Stitch count is 83 x 54. Finished Size: 4.6 x 3.0.

	Meowerlyn - Cross Stitch Pattern by December Stitches $12.00  $1149 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from December Stitches featuring a cat dressed as Merlin doing magic! Pattern is stitched on 25 ct White using DMC threads. Stitch count is 78 x 170.

	Be a Mystery - Cross Stitch Pattern by Forbidden Fiber Co $10.00  $899 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
This cross stitch pattern from Forbidden Fiber Co features the phrase "If you're going to be an open book, be a mystery"! The model is stitched on 32 count Belfast Linen. Stitch count is 150 x 95. Finished size is 9.4" x 5.9".

	I Have Wi-Fi - Cross Stitch Pattern by Artmishka $5.40 to $6.94 Sale $485 to $590 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "I don't need you, I have WIFI"! Model stitched on 14 or 16 ct Aida on the color of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 71w x 79h. Designed by Anna Gutova.

	You're The Butter To My Bread - Cross Stitch Pattern by Artmishka $6.05 to $8.49 Sale $605 to $679 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Artmishka featuring the phrase "You're the butter to my bread"! Model stitched on the fabric of your choice using DMC floss. Stitch count is 72W x 61H. Finished Size: aida 14 - 14 x 12 cm (5 1/4 x 4 1/2 in) aida 16 - 12 x 10 cm (4 1/2 x 4 in)

	Warm Winter Wishes - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern by Waxing Moon Designs $8.00  $719 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
A snowman and his penguin friend warm themselves on a cold Winter night! Model stitched on 28 Ct. Antique Blue Jobelan with Gentle Art Sampler Threads. Stitch Count: 86H x 85W. Design Size: 7" x 7"

	Country Wise (Book 130) - Cross Stitch Pattern by Prairie Schooler $8.00  $719 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
Pattern by Prairie Schooler featuring four fun decisions with cute sayings including, "Keep it Simple,", "Measure Twice, Cut Once", "Plan Ahead" and "The Witch is In". Models stitched over two threads on 32 count linen using DMC thread. Stitch counts and... Read more

	Wear A Smile - Cross Stitch Pattern by Lizzie Kate $5.00  Sale $399 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
Model stitched on 32 Ct. Hand Dyed African Daisy Jobelan with Weeks Dye Works. Stitch Count: 58W x 50H. Blue Flower Button sold separately.

	Aged Wine - Cross Stitch Pattern by Bobbie G Designs $6.00  $539 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
Pattern by Bobbie G Designs featuring some wine bottles with the phrase, "Wine gets better with age. The older I get the better I like it." Model stitched on 14 count white cloth using DMC. Stitch count: 44W x 140H and the finished size is 3.14" x 10".

	Fall - Halloween Puns - Cross Stitch Pattern by AuryTm $20.00  $1799 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
Fall means Halloween and Halloween is a must! This playful sampler blends classic styling with clever, humorous verses, giving traditional Halloween a fresh and fun twist. The pattern stitched on 32 ct. Lugana with DMC and Gentle Arts floss. The stitch count is 140 x 138 with a finished size of 8.75" x 8.63".

	CawCawPhony - Cross Stitch Pattern by BAD Stitch $10.00  Sale $849 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
Relieve your stress by screaming like this bird! The bird is fashioned after a magpie, using standard DMC floss and easy to finish in a 5x7 frame if stitched on 18 count. The printed pattern is in full color, with colored blocks and symbols. Stitch count is 76w x 116h.

	Dirty Dishes - Cross Stitch Pattern by New York Dreamer $12.00  $1079 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
This cute design from the kitchen by New York Dreamer says "The dishes are looking at me dirty again." The model was stitched over 2 threads on 32 Ct. Kenneth from Grace Notes Fabric with Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch Count: 114 x 86. Finished size: 7.12" x 5.37"

	Be the Flamingo - Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock and Fig $14.00  $1259 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
"Be the flamingo in the flock of pigeons." Model stitched on 14 Ct. White aida with DMC floss and Kreinik #4 Braid. Stitch Count: 100x160.

	Thrills & Spills - Cross Stitch Pattern by Peacock and Fig $14.00  Clearance $838 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Peacock & Fig with the saying "I get such a thrill when I clean up your spill...said no one ever!" Model stitched on 14 count Aida of your choice with DMC threads. Stitch count is 117 wide x 161 high. Finished size: 8 1/2" wide x 11 1/2" high

	Kitty Glitter - Cross Stitch Pattern by Pickle Barrel Designs $10.00  $899 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Pickle Barrel Designs featuring a purr-fect design for a cat lover, the words "It's not cat hair, it's kitty glitter". Stitched on 14 ct. Lavender Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 85 x 99 and the finished size is 6.07" x 7.07".

	Just One More Episode - Cross Stitch Pattern by Puntini Puntini $12.00  Sale $959 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
"Just one more episode and other lies I tell myself" Pattern is stitched on 35 ct Cocoa from Weeks Dye Works using DMC threads. Stitch Count: 103 x 63.

	Sharkshund - Cross Stitch Pattern by Romy's Creations $12.00  Sale $959 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
Pattern is stitched on 32 count linen with DMC. Stitch count: 96 x 75.

	Stabby Squirrel - Cross Stitch Pattern by Romy's Creations $12.00  Sale $959 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring a spicy squirrel stabbing fabric with a needle! Pattern is stitched on 32 count hand dyed linen with DMC and Romy's Creations threads. Stitch count is 67 x 69. In addition to DMC and threads listed, Romy's Threads are also required: Barbara's Pumpkin, Tuscan Experience, Scarlet, Brown Sugar and Charcoal.

	Nurse Ratched - Cross Stitch Pattern by Romy's Creations $12.00  Sale $959 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern from Romy's Creations featuring a nurse who is also a rat! Pattern is stitched on 32 count Belfast linen vintage country mocha by Zweigart with Romy's Creations threads. Stitch count is 40 x 73.

	Scissor Sleuth - Cross Stitch Pattern by Silver Creek Samplers $13.00  $1169 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
Cross Stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring the phrase "My heart doth brim with discontent. I know not where my scissors went"! Stitched on 18ct Aida using DMC threads. Stitch count is 133 x 54.

	Cross Stitch Cardio - Cross Stitch Pattern by Silver Creek Samplers $13.00  $1169 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
Cross Stitch pattern from Silver Creek Samplers featuring the phrase "Cross stitch is my cardio. My backsides have never looked better"! Stitched on 18 ct fabric using DMC floss. Stitch count is 178 x 63. Finished Size: 10" x 3 1/2".

	A Funny Little Sampler - Cross Stitch Pattern by Shakespeare's Peddler $12.00  $1079 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
Pattern by Shakespeare's Peddler featuring a beautiful sampler design inspired by an old painting with lots of personality. Pattern is stitched on 40 ct. Natural linen with DMC floss. The stitch count is 152 x 94 and the finished size is 7.8" x 4.7".

	Winter Puns - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitchy Prose $10.00  Sale $799 Add to Cart Add to Wishlist
Meet the final installment of my seasonal pillow puns, Winter Puns! Embrace the magic of winter (or daydreaming for tropical weather) by stitching these adorable snowmen. "Go with the snow" "License to chill" Stitched on 32ct Raw Natural Linen by Zweigart using Weeks Dye Works and DMC floss. Stitch count is 60W x 60H each.

	Beach Please - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1799 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring the words "Beach Please" on a background of ocean waves with a palm tree and rising sun. Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 181 and the finished size is 7.9" x 12.9".

	Boo Bees - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1799 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring two bumblebees dressed up like ghosts with the words "Boo Bees". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 148 and the finished size is 11.4" x 10.6".

	Book Is Better - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1399 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring books on a shelf and the saying "The Book is Always Better". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 97 and the finished size is 7.9" x 6.9".

	Buttercup - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $2099 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a yellow flower border with the words "Suck It Up Buttercup" in script in the center. Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 209 x 153 and the finished size is 14.9" x 10.9".

	Buying Supplies - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1399 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring the funny phrase "As I get Older, I'm finding out that buying supplies and using them are two seperate hobbies" with sewing notions. Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 160 x 150 and the finished size is 11.4" x 10.7".

	Candy Corn - Halloween Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1099 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring an angry looking candy corn with the words "Yeah, well I don't like you either". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 89 x 125 and the finished size is 6.4" x 8.9".

	Canning Season - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1799 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny pattern with a ball mason jar and the words "Grab your balls, it's canning season". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 140 x 182 and the finished size is 10" x 13".

	Cats Make Me Happy - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1799 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a black cat in front of a colorful background with the words "Cats make me happy, humans make my head hurt". Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 143 x 190 and the finished size is 10.2" x 13.6".

	Chickens Crossing Roads - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1799 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a chicken with the funny words "I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 149 x 208 and the finished size is 10.6" x 14.9".

	Climb A Cactus - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1399 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a cactus with the words "Go Climb A Cactus". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 111 x 96 and the finished size is 7.9" x 6.9".

	Crops Out - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1399 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a row of plant crops with the words "Rock Out With Your Crops Out". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 78 and the finished size is 11.9" x 5.6".

	Define Naughty - Christmas Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1399 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Christmas pattern that reads " Dear Santa, Define Naughty". Model stitched on 14 count black Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 107 x 74 and the finished size is 7.6" x 5.3".

	Did You Dye? - Easter Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1399 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny Easter design that reads "But did you dye?" with eggs. Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 128 x 132 and the finished size is 9.1" x 9.4".

	Dill With It - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1799 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a pickle and the words "Dill With It". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 141 x 200 and the finished size is 10.1" x 14.3".

	Dog Approved - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1799 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with paw prints and dog bones and the words "All guests must be approved by the dog". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 167 x 169 and the finished size is 11.9" x 12.1".

	Easily Distracted - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1399 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with house plants and the words "Easily Distracted By Plants". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 139 x 127 and the finished size is 9.9" x 9.1".

	Fall Apart - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1799 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a taco with the funny words "Every now and then I fall apart". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 115 x 171 and the finished size is 8.2" x 12.2".

	Fall Is - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1099 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a pumpkin with the words "Fall is my second favorite F word". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 102 x 119 and the finished size is 7.3" x 8.5".

	Get Naked - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1099 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design for your home that reads "Get Naked, just kidding. This is a half bath. Don't make it weird". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 106 x 130 and the finished size is 7.6" x 9.3".

	Go Elf - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1799 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a Christmas elf that reads "Go -elf- Yourself". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 150 and the finished size is 9.9" x 10.7".

	Hizzle - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1799 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a funny design with a house and the words "Bless This Hizzle, fo'Shizzle". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 138 x 155 and the finished size is 9.9" x 11.1".

	Home Is - Cross Stitch Pattern by Stitch Wit $599 to $1399 Choose Print or PDF Add to Wishlist
Cross stitch pattern by Stitch Wit featuring a sweet looking home with a the words "Home is where those F****** Ain't". Model stitched on 14 count white Aida with DMC floss. The stitch count is 159 x 128 and the finished size is 11.4" x 9.1".

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